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Game of the Gods: Walt Simonson’s Wonder Woman run

Walt Simonson’s 1980s run on Thor is one of the comic book greats. His six issue Wonder Woman arc, “Game of the Gods,” isn’t in the same league, but it is entertaining. It comes right between Phil Jimenez and Greg Rucka but I didn’t get around to blogging about it until (obviously) now. Creative credit goes to Simonson for plotting, Jerry Ordway for drawing and Adam T. Hughes for the covers.

We open with a gathering of mystics in the late 1800s who discover signs that the Shattered God is returning to Earth. Then Trevor Barnes, whom she dated during the Jimenez run (he decided being a superhero love interest was more than he could handle) begins worrying when he can’t reach her.

Cut to a funeral that culminates in Diana, in the white pantsuit associated with her depowered years at the end of the Silver Age (though her clothes in that era had a lot more variety), emerging from the grave. The funeral party then turns to monsters and tries to kill her, but fails. At the end of the issue she’s alive but amnesiac, and holding a clay figurine of an infant that the monsters coveted — funny, when she smooths over a cut in the clay arm, a cut on her own arm heals. What’s with that? Simonson said in an interview the inspiration was Hammer’s classic Kiss of the Vampire which opens with an ominous funeral.

The second issue went boldly where no scripter had gone before. Putting Wonder Woman in civvies is one thing, but cutting her hair? Even the depowered years never crossed that line. But you see, Diana soon finds she’s being followed; her shadows are human but possessed, and they wither and die once the possessor leaves them. Fortunately she stumbles into the salon of Becca Doherty, hair stylist and diehard WW fangirl (“You kick butt better than Superman!”). She gives Diana a crash course in who she is even if Diana doesn’t remember it. With Becca’s guidance, Diana successfully turns into Wonder Woman, but devoid of tiara or bracelets, still amnesiac (her attempt to make sense of her superhero life is hilarious). Meanwhile, the Amazons discover that Olympus is empty, the gods gone — hmm, do you suppose there’s a connection? And to strange things happening on Oa, which is situated at the center of the universe?

To prevent the pursuing possessor tracking her, Diana has Becca give her a new look, as you can see on the cover, then sets off to find answers. In the following issue, Diana, the Roman goddess, arrives on Themyscira riding Scylla, the mythological multi-headed sea serpent. Amped up by divine power, it petrifies them. During the War of the Gods crossover event the Roman and Greek pantheons merged but Diana opted to stay free rather than fuse with Artemis. Now she’s on Team Shattered God. Diana arrives on Themyscira, regains her memories and battles Scylla; still only half herself, she does well but ultimately has to flee. Meanwhile, the goddesses of Africa endow Trevor with some mysterious power and direct him to find Diana.

Over the next couple of issues we learn what’s at stake. The Shattered God was a primeval deity; when the God created the universe, it shattered said deity. Who didn’t mind much: the new universe was glorious and he was a part of it all. Except then he realized that countless other gods had sprung up, and he didn’t like it. Now his plan is to reverse creation, restore the primal atom, then start over. His will be the voice that says let there be light, his will be the mind that shapes reality — and he’ll get it right! Diana is a key part of his plan because of her unique makeup: clay and flesh, mortal and divine.

The plan works … almost. That clay image retains the essence of Diana’s god-given powers; without it, she can’t fulfill her role in the Shattered God’s plan. Off to Earth to find the figurine but of course there are surprises waiting and cards the Olympians and other gods have yet to play ….

Simonson’s Thor run is a classic. His Orion is far and away the best Fourth World material not written by Jack Kirby. “Game of the Gods” isn’t in the same league. Like I said, though, it is entertaining, particularly in the early amnesiac period — and amnesia’s enough of a cliche that ain’t easy. It’s less effective as we see more of the divine scheming on both sides of the game; as the final issue points out, some things happened that appear to make no sense (and probably don’t). Still, it’s livelier and more entertaining than the subsequent Greg Rucka run has been so far (I’m in the middle of Year Two).

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So, Fraser, what graphic novels have you been reading lately?

Before Greg Rucka’s run on Wonder Woman, he and Jeff Jones turned out a 2002 graphic novel, WONDER WOMAN: The Hiketeia. A young woman invokes the Hiketeia, an ancient Greek ritual, to gain Wonder Woman’s protection. Trouble is, she’s just murdered the Gotham City crooks who sex-trafficked and killed her sister; now Batman shows up and demands Diana give up the killer, never mind about this oath stuff.

Astonishingly the cover is accurate: Wonder Woman kicks Batman’s butt. The “bat god” concept has become so dominant in this century, I absolutely loved seeing him in over his head.

Beyond that? The plot could have been comfortably fitted into a single regular issue. At 90 pages this is a showcase for the art and while Jones is good, he wasn’t 90-pages-with-little-plot good.

In the afterword to BOWLING WITH CORPSES AND OTHER TALES FROM LANDS UNKNOWN writer/artist Mike Mignola said he’d begun thinking of himself as in semi-retirement, then decided nothing he could take up in retirement would be as fun as writing and drawing comics. He adapted the title story from an old Italian folktale, then developed the Lands Unknown as a place to put them. These stories of witches, ghosts, creepy inns (“Don’t share your bed with a corpse, even if the landlord offers you a discount.”) and yes, bowling with a group of flesh-eating corpses, don’t break fresh ground but they’re good and the art is typically amazing.

The follow up volume, URI TUPKA AND THE GODS: A Tale From the Lands Unknown has the eponymous heretic fleeing the inquisition only to encounter bandits, hermits with horror stories, pirates, demon frogs, finally learning the truth about why the gods have withdrawn from the mortal world. The art is again amazing but this spends too much time on the history and geography of the setting. The lurking horror also feels too close to the Oghdru Jahad of Hellboy’s mythos

TRASHED by Derf Backderf is the story of a slacker who winds up taking a job as a garbage man, discovers it’s disgustingly dirty and gross — wow, you could almost make a metaphor for the human condition out of this! This is way too talky and not interesting talk: lectures on how we’re doing sanitation and waste management wrong, how absurdly much waste we create and constant grousing about how shitty the life of a garbage man is. I’d agree with a lot of the sentiments but that doesn’t make them interesting.

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Wonder Woman: Two year ones and one of them’s amazing

Following the Phil Jimenez run on Wonder Woman, Walt Simonson took over for a brief arc which I somehow never got around to reviewing (soon, though). This post is about the first year under Greg Rucka, who took over writing next, and also about the first year of Absolute Wonder Woman.

Rucka first worked on Diana in a standalone story, The Hiketeia, which I haven’t read yet. Wonder Woman #196 (cover by Adam Hughes)started a run on the book that ended when Infinite Crisis rebooted everything. For the first year the primary plot driver is Veronica Cale, a Texas businesswoman who bitterly resents that Wonder Woman gets so much applause and acclaim — Cale is the real wonder woman, dammit! Employing skilled PR, Dr. Psycho and the Silver Swan, she sets out to destroy Diana.

In addition we have Eros prompt Zeus to lust for Artemis, leading to Hera hurling Themyscira into U.S. coastal waters. America is wary; the Amazons are equally wary to see US warships patrolling around them. Can the two nations avoid coming to blows?

And as the year winds to a close, Circe helps the gorgons resurrect Medusa. Cale then sends her to kill Diana …

I glanced Rucka’s run a couple of times when it was on the stand. It certainly wasn’t bad but it didn’t give me any urge to buy it. Reading it on the DC app, that hasn’t changed. The heart of the story isn’t the superhero battles, it’s the politics. The challenges on WW as an ambassador for Amazons and a speaker for women’s equality. The mundane day-to-day running of the embassy, with a minotaur as her chef. Cale’s PR maneuvers to discredit Diana. The gods are dressed in modern fashions, reflecting their connections to various modern spheres — our quest for knowledge makes Athena strong, our interest in sex boosts Aphrodite (Zeus doesn’t realize his power is fading by comparison). It feels like this is where Rucka’s heart lies (that’s my impression, not something I know for a fact) but it doesn’t work the way Astro City does with a similar approach.

Take Cale. Her resentment for Diana is the same as the Golden Age Cheetah (cover here by H.G. Peters). Her desire to kill Diana feels way over the top; it’s easier to accept such unhinged hatred when it comes from a woman crazy enough to dress up in a cat costume.

I didn’t expect much better from Absolute Wonder Woman by Kelly Thompson and Hayden Sherman (who does the cover here). The Absolute Universe is one where the creators strip characters of their usual accoutrements: who is Batman without Bruce Wayne’s wealth? Who is Wonder Woman without the Amazons? Yeah, right — like “Wonder Woman without the Amazons” isn’t a go-to for a soft reboot ever since the Diana Prince Years. When I checked V1 and V2 out of the library however, it turns out they’re as good as everyone told me they were.

In the first issue we meet Circe, trapped on an island in the Greek underworld. Apollo drops an infant Diana off, informing Circe that the Amazons are gone — and the very word ‘Amazon’ is forbidden.Years later, Gateway City is under siege by demonic forces when Wonder Woman appears, riding her winged horse Pegasus, as on the cover. Which she explains to Steve Trevor at one point is the real Pegasus, killed and damned to hell by Zeus for some reason. We alternate scenes of Diana’s life in the underworld with her efforts to defend the city from increasingly nasty demonic forces. We also meet her mortal supporting cast: Steve, occultist Etta Candy and reporter Barbara Minerva (so far a “name only” character with no similarity to the original).

In the first arc she saves Gateway City (I’m not sure if that’s a callback to her operating there in John Byrne’s run or the symbolism of the name), then descends to Tartarus for a confrontation with Hades. She wins her freedom at the cost of never returning meaning she’ll never see her mother, Circe, again. Persephone, however, has arranged for Diana to eat a pomegranate seed, which compels her to return for one month of every year. This is a running theme, even if we don’t know where it’s leading: the male Olympians are vicious, the goddesses are backing Diana covertly.

In the second arc we meet the Absolute Veronica Cale, here a hot-shot national security official who sends a version of Dr. Poison against Wonder Woman. This leads to the reveal of a magical maze in which Diana might be able to find other Amazons. Entering she battles against monsters and the Golden Age foe Queen Clea. The current arc involves Cale sending Zatanna against Diana — bad news as Diana is a sorceress like her mom and Zatanna has managed to tap her magic and use it against her (I’m now reading on the app but I haven’t gotten any further yet).

For my money, this is the best WW since the New 52 reboot, possibly the best in this century. Part of the reason is, of course, that it’s a solidly entertaining story. It’s hard to go wrong when Wonder Woman shows up riding a skeletal undead Pegasus. Part of it is also that they get Diana in a way many authors don’t.

A recurring tendency since the New 52 has been to treat Diana as an Amazon warrior first and foremost; there’s a scene in one JLA story where monsters attack and her response is “Yay, something to fight and kill!” In the “Tower of Babel” arc in JLA, the trap for Diana is a mental fantasy in which she’s battling as a warrior, endlessly, something she doesn’t want to break free of.

Not here. There’s a flashback where Artemis wants to test Diana in combat. The young Amazon refuses, having seen too much senseless violence in the underworld. A disgruntled Artemis considers hunting a passing turtle for sport and suddenly Diana’s in her grill: No. You do not hurt it!

In another scene she visits Prometheus for help and convinces the eagle gnawing on his liver to stop.

When she has to send Steve home from the underworld she needs a sacrifice big enough to work such a potent marriage. She sacrifices her right arm, replacing it with a prosthetic of magic.

This is who she is. This is who Wonder Woman should be. I look forward to reviewing Year Two in about eight months.

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New adults, kaiju, reporters and more: graphic novels

Kate Gavino’s A CAREER IN BOOKS: A Novel About Friends, Money and the Occasional Duck Bun follows three Asian-American twentysomethings struggling to make it in publishing, and their discovery one of the tenants in their apartment building is a famous author. This suffers from too much New Adulting (that’s not a genre I go for, though that isn’t Gavino’s fault) but also from her art style. This feels less like a graphic novel and more like a collection of standalone one-panel cartoons. The story would make a good movie though.

Chris Gooch’s IN UTERO didn’t quite click with me but it’s better. Tween Hailey winds up in a holiday camp in an abandoned office building where she meets a kid who can walk through walls, discovers a kaiju in the basement — and meanwhile a hazmat team in the building is assuring their scientists that clumping these strange oozing organisms together in one big jar won’t cause any problems …

DC PRIDE: To the Farthest Reaches is the 2025 annual anthology celebrating DC’s LGBTQ characters. It suffers from me not being up on current comics: tie-ins to big events don’t work, I don’t know some of the characters (never met Circuit Breaker before which makes it harder to care he’s dating Pied Piper) and some things completely baffle me (Raven’s acting like a normal twentysomething?). However Phil Jimenez‘ Spaces about his lifelong love for Wonder Woman (surely an island where women ride giant kangaroos would welcome a weird little kid?) and the importance of that kind of fantasy space was incredibly moving.

BURY THE LEDE by Gaby Dunn and Claire Roe has an imprisoned, manipulative killer recruit a rookie reporter as the one person she’ll give interviews to, steering her towards a rising political star with a very dark secret. There was a lot I liked about this, even though the killer’s Hannibal Lector-style games felt unnecessary. However protagonist Madison gets seriously unethical over the course of the story; there are some kinds of journalism stories where that works dramatically, but this wasn’t one of them.

IONHEART by Lukas Kummer is the story of a knight in a parallel world where our technology, drifting across the dimensional borders, is seen as dangerous magic. This didn’t click with me even slightly so like A Career In Books I put it down unfinished.

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Maps, chemistry, a woman and Pride: books read

Cartography and the way maps shape our perception of the territory fascinate me and I’ve read several good books about them (here’s one. Here’s another). I thought Seymour J. Schwartz’s THE MISMAPPING OF AMERICA would be another with its look at how early American maps often got it wrong: California as an island, non-existent islands in the Great Lakes, a Northwest Passage and other fantasies that would make it easy to sail to the Pacific and thence to the Far East. Unfortunately the book is a dull catalog of “This person made a map, then this other person, then this third person ….” and I found it unsatisfying.

I read HISTORICAL STUDIES IN THE LANGUAGE OF CHEMISTRY by MP Crosland to see if it would help me understand some of Doctor Jekyll’s chemical terms when he explains his theories in the Stevenson novel.

It doesn’t, but it is fascinating to read how the chemical notations and abbreviations I learned in high school took so long to become definitive. Crosland starts with the alchemists and their enthusiasm for symbolic and cryptic writing that hid their knowledge from the uninitiated. Making matters worse, neither they nor the first chemists had the knowledge or skills to identify compounds and they had multiple false assumptions, such as color geographic location being significant (i.e., gold from Bavaria might be significantly different from gold from the New World). Trends in language also changed: mundane descriptors such as oil of vitriol, butter of arsenic or milk of magnesia lost out to technical terms, which eventually became standardized so everyone knew what they were talking about. Specialized but interesting. And someday I would love to work “butter of arsenic” or “vital air” (a one-time name for oxygen) into a story.

LAURA by Vera Caspary is the source novel of the 1944 movie, wherein a surprisingly educated detective is called in to investigate the murder of the free-spirited, strong-willed title character — could it be her rather wimpy fiancee? Waldo, the well-known newspaper columnist who feels she friendzoned him (I cannot stop seeing him as Clifton Webb in the movie, despite Caspary making it clear he’s built more like Jack Black)? The twist is — well, I won’t reveal it just in case you don’t know.

I prefer the movie. This is more a literary story than a mystery, told from multiple points of view; while the writing is good, “literary” is a tough sell for me. And I really can’t swallow the degree to which the detective hangs out and chats about the case with his suspects.

I’m a fan of Phil Jimenez’ run on Wonder Woman and his story “Spaces” was the highpoint of DC PRIDE: To the Farthest Reaches, an anthology for Pride Month (DC’s done several of these). Jimenez reflects on how the weirdness of pre-Crisis WW convinced him that if he could only get to Paradise Island he’d be welcome there, weird as he was, and how much it meant to him to work on the series. It’s lovely.

The rest of the book didn’t work as well for me, mostly because I’m only occasionally reading current comics. I don’t know most of the couples and some of the characters are complete unknowns (Circuit Breaker, master of the still force) or wildly different (why is Raven so normal and chill?). That’s not a fault of the storytellers but it did make it harder to get into, particularly when some of the stories tie in to ongoing plotlines. Still, it’s good DC has added so many more LGBTQ cast members; I do hope current trends and corporate takeovers won’t change that.

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Wonder Woman: the Phil Jimenez years

Following Eric Luke’s departure from Wonder Woman, we had a string of one or two issue fill ins before Phil Jimenez came aboard as writer/artist (though with J. M. DeMatteis scripting the first few issues and George Perez co-plotting a couple).

It was the first time I’d picked up the series since John Byrne took it over. I didn’t regret it. The initial four-part arc has Bat-foe Maxie Zeus — pre-crisis a loonie who believed he was the mortal avatar of Zeus — summoning the Olympians to possess some of Gotham’s supervillains. This does not work out well for anyone, particularly when Deimos tries to possess the Joker, or when Phobos takes over Batman.

Part of what makes it stand out is the discussion of religion: Artemis and Huntress debating polytheism vs. monotheism, Huntress insisting the Olympians are just superhumans, Batman arguing that his becoming an orphan proves there’s no good. Another part is Jimenez’ art, which is terrific.

The next arc, co-plotted by Perez, has Themyscira explode into violence. Hippolyta, having taken over the role of Wonder Woman after Diana’s death during the Byrne run, has hung on to it — they’re both Wonder Woman now. Only Hippolyta’s a queen and she’s neglecting her duties on Themyscira — which erupts into violence between the Amazons who’ve been their for centuries and the Bana-Mighdall newcomers. Even though there’s a mastermind behind it, they’re working through real issues among the people, as Artemis points out.

Next up we have a one-on-one interview between Lois Lane and Wonder Woman — dialog heavy, but a good issue. In the next we learn Vanessa Kapetelis, a teen regular in the Perez years, has been warped into believing Diana abandoned her for Wonder Girl Cassie Sandsmark. That resentment has enabled billionaire Sebastian Ballesteros to mold her into the latest incarnation of the Silver Swan.

Then, unfortunately, we get Big Events. Wonder Woman and Hippolyta get embroiled in the Worlds At War crossover (Earth is invaded) and the WW annual ties in with The Last Laugh, a Joker-Centric Big Event. The Silver Swan issue was action packed and set a lot of stuff in play; the big events just stop it cold.

Things pick up as Wonder Woman and Trevor, a handsome black man she’s flirting with, go out on a date, wind up in Skartaris and discover it’s been conquered by Villainy, Inc., a modern day take on a Golden Age WW villain team

It’s a lively adventure bringing in DC’s Warlord, reintroducing Giganta — originally just a gorilla evolved into a human — as a woman who can turn into a giant (the same power set she had in TV’s Challenge of the Super-Friends). That’s been her template ever since.

From Skartaris, the heroes return home with the villains, all shrunk to ineffective mouse size. Unfortunately they land not in the present but in WW II, when a time-tossed Hippolyta was fighting crime with the JSA as Wonder Woman (something Byrne came up with). Diana has to help her against the Golden Age foe Queen Clea and Armageddon, a Nazi spy introduced in Gerry Conway’s Bronze Age run. It’s a good story and working with her mother (while hiding her true identity to avoid revealing too much about their future) lets Diana see her in an entirely different light.

In a backup serial, Troia (Donna Troy) runs into a modern version of Robert Kanigher’s WW villain Angle Man. The original was a slick schemer who “always had an angle”; In the 1970s, he was rebooted with a bad costume and an all-purpose weapon, the Angler.

Jimenez’ Angle Man is Angelo Bond, a charming, handsome Italian in Armani suits who’d really like to spend some time with Donna but hey, he’s got a crime to commit and the Angler’s ability to bend space lets him pull it off. Ballesteros has stolen the Cheetah power from Barbara Minerva; Angelo obtains McGuffins that let Minerva steal the power of the Furies from the Golden Age superhero Fury. The Furies are into revenge and Minerva wants some; who cares if a few civilians get killed in the process? Three guesses who.

Finally the Jimenez run ends (there’s a graphic novel, Historia, that I’ll get to eventually), with “Wonder Boys” a story in which Diana drops in on Trevor — who gave up on dating her after all the craziness — and meets his family. God help us, it’s the closest she’s come to having a relationship since she married Steve Trevor in the pre-Crisis, pre-Perez reboot era.

I really loved this run. Next up, Walt Simonson, one of my favorite writer-artists, gets a short run. I’ll blog about it soon.

The two Villainy Inc. covers are by Harry G. Peters and Phil Jimenez, all others are by Adam Hughes. All rights remain with current holders.

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Thoughts on Facebook, then my work week

As I mentioned yesterday, Mark Zuckerberg has not only given up fact-checking on FB, he’s loosening the rules on content so that insulting women, gays, trans people will be easier. As someone said (I don’t have the link) it’s not just about kowtowing to FOTUS (Felon of the United States) it’s that right-wingers having their speech unrestricted gets them more engaged, which keeps them on FB rather than popping off to X or Gab.

I’m not leaving, at least not yet. There’s lots of people I stay in touch with on Facebook. For “Oh, my wife said a funny thing” or similar trivia, FB works better than an email newsletter or a txt, and I contact more people. The format works better for me than Bluesky though I’m there too. As with X, the whole threads thing feels very awkward if I have a long post to make. And screw it, Facebook is (practically, though not legally) part of my public space. I’m not letting people push me out if I can help.

As someone said years ago when FB started, we need a social medium like Facebook … just not Facebook. However that’s what we’ve got. So unless Zuckerberg works to make it as toxic as X, I’ll stick. But no clicking on ads of any sort.

Now, my work week. Wait, first here’s a photo of my master bedroom, taken at an odd angle.

This was a good week but not as good as last week. I wound up doing three Local Reporter stories which took up more time than I’d wanted. However one of them’s held over until next week so that means less work (hopefully—it’s a council meeting so it might run long). One of the two that ran this week was about Carrboro’s plans to turn East Weaver into a pedestrian mall. The other covered a discussion of how Carrboro can keep up its support for diversity and equity in the face of national trends against it.

We also had our housekeeping people in Thursday. They do good work (and get tipped accordingly) but having to shift the dogs and Wisp around so they’re out of the way and can’t run out through an open door takes some work. And invariably ends up with me sitting in a room with three pets for half an hour. The cleaners came earlier than usual, which is good, but then again it was disruptive enough I was off my balance the rest of the day.

(Our dogs in the master bedroom when they’re not freaking out about strangers in the house).

Wisely I spent Thursday on mundane matters that didn’t require much creativity or thought. That helped balance things out.

The rest of the week I did some work on Savage Adventures, though various distractions (most notably an overflowing toilet) hindered me from focusing. I watched one movie for Jekyll and Hyde and did some rewriting. However I also did some fiction, returning to both Let No Man Put Asunder and Impossible Takes a Little Longer. I made my word quota for January on each book — it’s rewriting the early chapters which is relatively easy — though I may put more time in, depending how the next two weeks shake out.Impossible was the more interesting and challenging rewrite: I’m trying setting it back in the 1980s. This requires changing a lot of the pop culture references, though it also simplifies some of the alt.history.

Over at Atomic Junk Shop I looked at ABC’s Saturday morning lineup from 1969, a bad Wonder Woman story pitting her against three eeeevil lesbians —

— and Roy Thomas on his efforts to shake up Marvel’s Captain Marvel.

Not a stellar week but satisfactory. Art by Mike Sekowsky, all rights to image remain with current holder.

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Passed from hand to hand: Wonder Woman 151-163

I’m curious what was going on behind the scenes during this period. Following his initial Titans War arc, Eric Luke starts a new arc, leaves the book and we get multiple new writers contributing before Phil Jimenez, whose run I absolutely love, takes over as writer/artist in 164.

The new arc starts with Devastation working with Dr. Poison (daughter of the original WW II villain) to create the Pandora virus, something that unleashes the mythic archetypes we carry inside our minds. In #152 Diana thwarts the first manifestation but the virus is still out there.

Then comes a fun Mark Millar story (and I’m not a Millar fan) about Cassie Sandsmark dealing with her role as Wonder Girl, then a much less interesting story by Doselle Young involving the Zoroastrian deities (Ahura Mazda, Ahriman) running loose in Vegas. This arc also gives us Nubia, though this take is not Wonder Woman’s sister.

Then Eric Luke returns but no mention of the Pandora Virus. Instead it’s a plotline in which Devastation schemes to set Wonder Girl to kill Wonder Woman. Doesn’t work but it fits with Devastation’s manipulative nature shown in earlier stories.

Then comes a fun two parter in which Batman’s foe Clayface contrives to suck up some of Diana’s clay body, giving himself Olympian powers. Then comes a two-parter by Benjamin Raab that I can’t even remember.

It reminds me a lot the 1970s and the rapid-fire soft reboots as different writers took over the series. Fortunately Jimenez stuck around for a while — I’m five issues into his run and it holds up as well as I remembered it.

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She’ll stop a bullet cold, she’ll make the Axis fold: Wonder Woman and other women on TV

While I’ve seen almost the entire Wonder Woman TV series, I’ve never seen THE NEW ORIGINAL WONDER WOMAN (1975) that kicked it off. Until a couple of weeks back. Damn, but it’s good.

After the Batman TV show ran out of steam, TV and movies spent a decade keeping comic books at arms length. The two Captain America TV movies rewrote the mythos, as did the Hulk TV series (though more successfully). Lynda Carter’s debut is a surprisingly faithful adaptation of her debut in Sensation Comics.

We have Steve Trevor (Lyle Trevor) trying to thwart a Nazi bomber attack, crashing on Paradise Island, Princess Diana winning the right to take him home. Then she thwarts a spy conspiracy involving Stella Stevens and Red Buttons (a theatrical agent who puts her on stage — unlike the original story he’s also a Nazi agent). At the end, she’s working with Steve as Yeoman Diana Prince (Yeoman Etta Candy hasn’t shown up yet).

The film doesn’t deal with the Olympian gods at all, nor does it explain how Diana got her gig in military intelligence. I think those are both forgivable. It also establishes Paradise Island as located in the Bermuda Triangle, something the comics subsequently adopted (they also, of course, switched to a WW II setting for a while)

The film’s biggest strength is Carter herself. Like Christopher Reeves a couple of years later she’s completely sincere as Wonder Woman, taking the role seriously while not forgetting the movie isn’t serious drama (in contrast to say, Jared Leto in Morbius). I imagine I’ll start watching the series now — you’ll get my review of the first season at some point. “I have a lot to learn about men — and devious women.”

For another Latina hero (while I didn’t know it when Wonder Woman was on, Lynda Carter is Latina), QUEEN OF SWORDS (2000-2001) stars Tessie Santiago as Tessa Alvarez, AKA the Queen of Swords — Zorro if Zorro were an extremely sexy woman. In the early 19th century, Tessa, having been sent from her father’s California estate back to Spain for education, returns after her father’s murder. She discovers the local governor, Col. Montoya (Valentine Pelka), is behind it as part of his ambitious plans (Montoya’s about one step from a megalomaniac Wild, Wild West villain). Fortunately, Tessa convinced the family fencing master to train her; now she uses her skills with a blade (not to mention a whip) to thwart Montoya’s schemes as the Queen of Swords, helped by her Roma maid Marta (Paulina Galvez).

It’s familiar Zorro-esque stuff but I don’t see that as a disqualifier. And yes, the eye candy factor doesn’t hurt (Peter Wingfield, Methos on Highlander, provides some eye candy if you prefer men, or so I’m told). “We had a bet, remember — double or nothing.”

The second season of THE VICAR OF DIBLEY (first season review here) is only four episodes, dealing with Reverend Geraldine’s (Dawn French) nitwit BFF Alice (Emma Chambers) finally landing her beloved Hugo (James Fleet), then follows them through the wedding episode. Short, but it’s an extremely funny four seasons. “Sex with poodles — is it always wrong?”

The first season of the 2021 Britcom STARSTRUCK has protagonist Jessie (Rose Matafeo) enjoying a drunken hookup New Year’s Eve with Tom (Nikesh Patel). So far so good, then it turns out Tom’s a movie star and he’d like to see her again — sure, he’s sexy and the sex was good, but can an ordinary woman deal with being part of a star’s life? Stock stuff, but I laughed a lot just the same. “I knew you’d be a problem because you wore ballet slippers and don’t think peanut allergies are real.”

Also from 2021, the first season of GIRLS5EVA has the eponymous 1990s girl group (Sara Bareilles plays the lead singer) reunite to see if they can finally become more than a one-hit wonder. Enjoyable and funny, though neither this nor Starstruck have me watching subsequent seasons as avidly as The Vicar of Dibley. “I want to be hand-fed by Gillian Anderson like a complicated rescue horse.”

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Wonder Woman battles the Titans (not those Titans)

Following John Byrne’s departure from Wonder Woman, we got three issues written by James Owsley that have completedly vanished from memory. Which may be a good thing — outside of Owsley’s Black Panther run, I can’t remember liking any of his work, including his last Wonder Woman script. Fortunately Eric Luke took over after that.

I don’t recall what I thought of Luke’s work back in 1999. I didn’t pick it up but that may reflect money was tight or that after dropping the book during the Byrne years, I saw no need to start again. My completist tendencies were long dead by 1999.

Reading Luke first year, from 139 to 150, it’s a mixed bag — more interesting than I thought, though flawed. The main arc involves the return of Cronus, father of Zeus, lord of the Titans. He’s decided he wants to resume his standing as god-king of the world and he’s spawned a new crop of Titans to help him do it. Most notable of his allies is Devastation, Wonder Woman’s evil quasi-twin. Taking the same clay that Hippolyta shaped into Diana, Cronus has created Devastation as his own warrior champion, the Amazon’s nemesis.

Not only is Devastation a nasty, cunning piece of work and a vicious fighter, she leaves Diana questioning her actions. If Cronus can create Devastation as an instrument of his evil does Diana have any greater agency? Is she just a puppet for Olympus. This gets resolved at the end when Zeus explains that in George Perez’ reboot origin, Diana has a clay body but a mortal soul, with agency.

The downside is that Luke draws on Byrne’s dreadful Godwave idea. Byrne decided it would be awesome if Jack Kirby, creator of so much comic-book mythology, literally created mythology. The Godwave, the energy from the final clash of Jack Kirby’s Old Gods, echoed out and turned ordinary humans into the deities of Greek and other mythology. Cronus’ plan is to kill pantheons, vacuum up all that Godwave energy, then attack Heaven itself.

Much as I have grown to respect Kirby’s New Gods work, I rate the Olympians much higher than the gods of New Genesis. Kirby creating them (and the Asgardians, the Aztec pantheon, etc.) didn’t work for me (Perez retconned the idea out during his run. Byrne wrote it back in, of course). The assumption that it’s power enough to take down God in heaven doesn’t work for me either.

I have mixed thoughts about bringing in the Hindu pantheon too (with Prince Rama as a possible romance for Wonder Woman). Comic-books invariably treat the Hindu gods as roughly at the same level as the Olympians or the Asgardians, rather than a religion like Christianity or Judaism. Even given that Cronus takes on the Christian deity, Luke still seems to set Kali, Shiva and the rest as more myth than religion (my thoughts at Atomic Junk Shop on the theology of DC and Marvel might be relevant).

Overall, I did enjoy Luke’s first year. I’ll get to his subsequent run soon enough.

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