Downtown Charleston

After this post, our trip to Fort Sumter will be the last from last month’s Charleston vacation.

Downtown Charleston is a pleasant place to walk. And walk we did, about four miles total. They’ve definitely worked harder to preserve some of their older buildings than Durham has. Here’s the view as we left the Isle of Palms to drive there.

Then we wandered around, in between visiting the Slavery Museum.

We also found a place that made delicious crepes, including some vegan ones.

I was exhausted by the end of the walk, but it was still worth it.

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A wretched hive of scum, villainy and red ink

I’ve mentioned before what bullshit it is that Republicans are supposedly budget-conscious managers of our tax dollars, in contrast to spendthrift Democrats. It seems to be welded into American thinking about politics, never mind that Reagan left office with a record budget deficit. As did W. As did the Toddler in his first term. And now? Due to the Toddler’s desperate desire to leave his name everywhere, we have the Navy committing to buy 15 $14.5 billion Trump class battleships over the next 30 years.

Or how about this? “President Trump said that his handpicked contractor would charge only $1.8 million to repair the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool and paint it blue. The actual cost is now more than seven times that, after the Interior Department nearly doubled the size of the contract late last week, federal records show.” I assume either the Toddler’s getting a cost or someone in his social circle said pleeeeze give me the contract, I’ll make the pool so pretty for you. Either way, the Toddler is whining and butt-hurt that the media dared point out the real cost.

It’s probably not as expensive but Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and his family spent seven months on the road filming a reality show while still collecting his federal salary.

“I believe the president is profiting off the office and making foreign policy decisions based on business interests to a level we’ve never seen or even conceived of before, and apparently nothing is being done to stop it.”

How about a $10 billion taxpayer contribution to the Toddler’s board of peace? $1 billion for added security at the Toddler’s wretched ballroom. And who knows how much his Arch of Compensation for Having Small Hands will cost? Speaking of the ballroom, can you imagine how the media would mock a woman whose top priority was White House interior decorating?

This ICE contractor seems perfectly legit, no seriously!

Heather Cox Richardson adds a few more scum and villainy notes.

One of the burdens for Democrats is that once they get in, Republicans will demand a balanced budget and lower taxes on everyone and the media typically take this as serious criticism (some relevant discussion here). Let’s hope Dems are learning not to listen.

Now a few more examples of Republican lies, corruption and corrupt liars:

GOP Rep Harriet Hagemen: “The Aryan Nation, the Nazis, and the KKK are not far-right organizations. Those are far-left organizations, and they always have been.”

The right-wing liars refuse to let go of their lies about litter boxes for furries in our schools.

Paul Krugman: “We have created a machine which rips off consumers when the tariffs are imposed, then hands a bunch of money to corporations when the tariffs are ruled illegal. So this is really not great stuff, and it’s pretty big. The Trump tariffs have been something like 1% of GDP, and most of them illegal and therefore a ripoff of consumers. That’s a big deal. That’s hundreds of billions of dollars that were taken for no good reason.”

Black Florida Congressman Byron Donalds wants us to know SCOTUS ending the Voting Rights Act is no big deal because America no longer has any racial discrimination. A stock Republican talking point, but particularly odious after that recent ruling.

Speaking of which, the Roberts court is ignoring its own precedent — you can’t change electoral maps too close to an election — to favor Republicans disenfranchising black voters. LawDork says they’re also ignoring the Fourteenth Amendment issues, whcih may come back and bite them.

The Toddler’s liar-in-chief, Karoline Leavitt, claims the Unite the Right event in Charlottesville was a fake event.

I don’t know if Jacob Shell is a Republican but claiming if Democrats hadn’t tried to win in 2020, the Toddler’s era would be over is … a take.

You’ve heard the Toddler announcing the government will release all its files on UFOs? Some right-wing conmen — er, religious figures say the files include proof that aliens are demons. And Jesus is a velociraptor. Fred Clark puts it all in perspective.

To end with something sort-of cheerful, Sen. Bill Cassidy, who helped put RFK Jr. into the Toddler’s cabinet, isn’t likely to win re-election now that the Toddler stabbed him in the back. Couldn’t happen to a more worthless person.

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You’re simply the best

As Brian Cronin said in a post some years ago, there’s a tendency for comic-book writers to make their protagonist, or whoever the current “hot” character is, the best at what they do. They have to be the deadliest assassin, the strongest martial artist, the best thief, the most advanced scientific genius, whatever, and it has to be canon.

After reading that, it occurred to me I see a lot of that in fantasy fiction too. Lots of books on Kindle where the protagonist has a magic talent so great she has to be destroyed/controlled/mated. The kid who trains with a sword and becomes “the best I’ve ever seen.” The sex demon in one of Patrick Rothfuss’s books who informs the virgin protagonist he’s the best she ever had.

For some characters this is baked into the concept. The Hulk is the strongest one of all. Karate Kid in the Legion of Super-Heroes is a master of every known form of hand-to-hand combat. Sherlock Holmes is the world’s greatest detective.

However as Brian points out, this isn’t a requirement for a great character. Lots of brilliant detectives followed on Holmes’ wake; Dr. Thorndyke (by R. Austin Freeman) and Professor Van Dusen (by Jacques Futrelle) are both genius detectives. Despite having entertaining adventures and solving ingenious puzzles, hey’re largely forgotten not because Holmes was a superior detective but because neither had his quirky, eccentric, forceful personality. And Doyle, as I’ve pointed out before, had no problems with Holmes being fallible. He misses the answer in some cases completely; in others he cracks the case but can’t save his client.

Karate Kid, sure, I’m happy to assume he’s the best fighter ever. However Denny O’Neil never felt the need to make his martial artist Richard Dragon the best there ever was; in his Bronze Age comics run, Dragon routinely runs into people as tough as he is, though he finds a way to beat them but he’s not invincible (neither is Karate Kid but that’s because he’s up against supervillains, not rogue martial artists). In the early Dr. Strange stories, he’s very clearly not the top dog: Baron Mordo is his equal, and possibly his superior while Dormammu is way, way beyond Strange’s magic. He wins because he outthinks his foes, not because his magic is vastly superior.

Brian’s post convinced me to go back and rewrite some of Let No Man Put Asunder. In an encounter with the mercenary Peacock (he dresses flashy — or as he puts it, some people dress in style, he dresses with style), Mandy learns how her new combat skills work, and he tells her the fact she landed a blow on him proves she’s one of the best. There’s really no reason she has to be that good; if people read the book it’s going to be because they like her and Paul as characters, not their raw display of power.

I rewrote the scene to establish Mandy’s good, not world-class. She points out she did manage to land a blow; Peacock replies that in battle, nobody’s invincible. Anyone can get tagged if they get distracted or the other party gets lucky.

I think that works better.

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The delusion that “white people” is a totally neutral concept

Back when Hilary Clinton was running for the White House, the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre said having her elected after Obama would be a bridge too far, two “demographically significant” presidents in a row.

Obviously, LaPierre saw no demographic significance to a white man getting elected — no significance at all. It’s natural. The default setting. And once upon a time, white America could assume that was true. White men ran everything, women kept house and raised the kids, normal people were all heterosexual. It’s when you have women or POC in a position of authority you have to wonder what’s going on — how could that possibly happen? Charlie Kirk said it was perfectly reasonable to see a black airline pilot and wonder if they were qualified; it’s simply a given in his mind that white people must have earned their job on merit. White people getting all the good jobs is again, not a thing that needs questioning — white male achievement is always earned. So if you’re not promoting enough white people, clearly you’re racist.

Not that this is uniform on the right: misogynist Scott Yenor has openly called for discrimination against women in hiring. Bigot US Rep. Chip Roy wants to end all immigration (I imagine he’ll make an exception for white South Africans) and freaks out that some kids don’t speak English at home.

But generally, what they want is not simply to bring back the days of white, male, Christian supremacy, it’s that people will stop complaining about it. Women and POC will accept that the lowest white man is their superior and deserves a bigger piece of the pie. Men won’t have to deal with the nagging voice that says just maybe having a woman cook and clean for them and handle all the child care isn’t a natural or equitable arrangement. It’s not enough to be top of the hierarchy, everyone must agree they deserve it. As Paul Campos puts it, “white supremacy is merely the belief that it’s the natural order of things for white people to be running everything, and that this natural order will continue to exist, absent massive and per se wrongful intervention by a “socialist” government (‘socialism’ in right wing discourse means above all using the powers of the government to try to ameliorate the effects of white supremacy).”

This is a common sentiment on the right, though it’s not unique to them. When they punch down at gays or women, the response they want is “Well, I disagree with what you say but I respect your right to say it”; when instead they’re called out for misogyny, racism or homophobia, that’s shutting down the conversation. No there’s a conversation, it’s just not going they way they expect it. The religious right are particularly prone to announcing how not treating them as moral superiors is equivalent to the persecution of the early Christian martyrs. They want all the glamor of martyrdom without the inconvenience of actual suffering.

The rich get the same stick up their butts. It’s not enough that they have incredible wealth (here’s one discussion on that topic), they want us to revere them. Zohram Mamdani proposes a tax on luxury residences owned by out-of-towners; hissing, spitting billionaires declare they should be praised instead of taxed — “tax the rich” is like a racial slur or an assassination attempt. As Paul Krugman puts it “They wanted to be able to live the privilege of their great wealth. They wanted to be able to just flaunt their wealth, performatively display their dominance, not have to worry about people chiding them for being politically incorrect just because they were abusive towards other people because of their gender or their whatever, their race, anything.”

And John Roberts and other members of SCOTUS’ Sinister Six get indignant if anyone suggests they’re political players, not wise, dispassionate solons. Roberts chose to be the man who destroyed the Voting Rights Act; well now he is, so he should own it. But he doesn’t want to.

The sniveling toddler in the Oval Office is particularly prone to this. His snowflake fee-fees can’t stand any suggestion he’s not the most wonderful president ever (particularly that he’s more wonderful than The Black President) so he freaks out and attacks anyone who says otherwise, then lies he’s successfully handling everything, whether it’s Iran, hantavirus or gas prices.

Even someone who’s not at the level of wealth or power that makes them think they’re above the common human herd can still to cling to being white or male as proof they’re special. For some people, it’s all they’ve got. Which is why we’re watching them work so hard to turn back the clock and undo the gains America made in the 1960s.

As Fred Clark at the Slacktivist blog pointed out a while ago (I don’t have the link), some people will have technical, legal arguments as to why diversity is bad, birthright citizenship is bad. Many of them will give lip service to equality — “Well, of course, I don’t think businesses should discriminate, but they should be free to do so.” Despite their lip service, they’re obviously comfortable with the uglier world that would result.

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The first LitRPG? Plus some unsatisfying books

Andre Norton’s 1978 QUAG KEEP (cover by Jack Gaughan) fascinated me as a kid — the idea of tie-in Dungeons and Dragons novels was several years in the future so a story where a group of D&D players are mysteriously transported into Greyhawk (the original setting) and turned into their characters was something different. Rereading now, I find myself wondering how this came to pass — was Norton a fan? Did Gary Gygax or someone at DAW Books pitch her on the idea?

As far as the execution goes, it’s a mixed bag; overall, I enjoyed it but the worldbuilding is very fuzzy. We don’t learn the evil DM’s agenda in trying to fuse Earth and Greyhawk, don’t learn how the magic dice on the PC’s wrists work to alter their luck, and the characters are largely written as stock figures (cleric, ranger, bard, etc.) — I might have liked it better if the players’ personalities had carried over. There’s also stuff that feels odd because I started playing with Advanced Dungeons and Dragons and there’s stuff here that doesn’t make sense by those rules. That said, Norton’s a good writer and she wrote the book so it plays to her strengths. Like her Witch World books we have characters under strange compulsions, shadowy forces of evil, standing stones as places of power — it works well enough.

OVER HER DEAD BODY: Death, Femininity and the Aesthetic by Elisabeth Bronfen ponders the appeal of dead women as ta subject for art (Poe wrote that the death of a beautiful woman was a natural subject for poetry). That seemed like it would fit with my interests but Bronfen’s writing style is heavy academese and the first chapter reveals she’s approaching the topic from a Freudian perspective; as so much of Freud has been discredited, I gave up after a couple of chapters.

SHADOW OF THE LION by Mercedes Lackey, Eric Flint and David Freer has potential too: Venice in the days when it was a major European power is a fascinating city so a historical fantasy of magic and skullduggery in 16th century Venice sounded promising. However the doorstop book lost me after 60 of its 700 pages. Like a lot of historical novels the story is buried under the period details to the point I have no idea what the story is, who the protagonists are or what the threat they have to fight is. Another DNF.

I did finish ILL WIND: Weather Warden Book One by Rachel Caine but it never particularly engaged me. This urban fantasy series is set in a world where nature wants us all dead and only the Wardens can shield humanity from the impact of hostile weather, earthquakes, floods, etc. Weather Warden Joanna is now on the run for being a)demon-possessed and b)having killed her mentor for causing the possession; now she’s heading across the country to ask a former lover for an exorcism. I found the backstory of Joanna and her lover confusing and inconsistent and the story’s villain is a disability stereotype (she turned to evil because evil could cure her horribly scarred face!).

The problem with BULLIES, BASTARDS AND BITCHES: How to Write the Bad Guys of Fiction by Jessica Page Morrell, is primarily a reader/book mismatch: the advice (even villains should have humanity!) might have been useful back when I started writing but that was a long time ago. There’s nothing terribly novel in her approach (e.g., give each character six defining traits) but most writing books I’ve read over the years aren’t offering anything radically new.

That said, Morrell’s analysis of specific fictional characters often falls flat. Conan, for example, is hardly an alpha male who can’t take orders (and of course, “alpha male” isn’t the biological reality Morrell assumes) — several stories show he’s willing to work as a soldier in the ranks. Nor does an argument that Lolita is morally complex fly (Lolita’s not a nice thirteen year old, therefore an adult having sex with her isn’t black-and-white wrong. Uh, yes it is).

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Malcolm’s in the middle (again) while the Bad Guys are on the list! TV viewed

THE BAD GUYS: The Series (2025) — I’ve also seen it named as The Bad Guys: Breaking In but it’s The Series on the screen — is the prequel to the Bad Guys movie, starting out when Wolf, Snake, Webs, Shark and Piranha are nothing but an unremarkable funny-animal gang struggling to prove themselves as serious outlaws. Despite their repeated goof-ups, by the end of the Netflix first season they’ve gone from nobodies to the top of the local TV station’s Worst of the Worst list (which reporter Tiffany Fluffit admits might look like the station is inspiring crooks to do worse things but … okay, it does have that effect).

This captures the spirit of the film and despite the light premise, does a good job staying interesting. It’s not just the capers but the gang’s struggle to meld together as a team. There’s also a good development of recurring characters such as Snake’s mom, the legendary thief Serpentina (Kate Mulgrew), or the rival gangs around town; one episode riffs on The Warriors by having the Bad Guys have to make it home after a botched heist, with dozens of other gangs out to kill them. Looking forward to S2. “I didn’t brush my teeth for a week so the taste of that soup stayed with me to the end of my vacation.”

Malcolm in the Middle (2000-6) was an unconventional family sitcom focusing on tween genius Malcolm (Frankie Munoz) and his efforts to stay sane in his oddball family. MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: Life’s Still Unfair (2026) brings back the cast 20 years after the last episode. The family is still massively dysfunctional but Malcolm has built himself a stable life by cutting them out of it; he has a daughter, a terrific girlfriend and if they think his family are all dead, well that’s a white lie isn’t it? When parents Hal and Lois (Bryan Cranston, Jane Kaczmarek) start planning a big family reunion as part of their 40th anniversary celebration, you will be shocked that events expose the fibs Malcolm’s told his parents and the women in his life. Can anything keep his relationships together? Can Malcolm stay sane? Who will win when older brother Reese and non-binary younger sibling Kelly engage in a war of revenge?

This captures the spirit of the old show amazingly well, and manages to pull off a happy ending (with an option for more to come) without making the characters any less of a mess than they are. The only drawback to this four-episode miniseries is that they bring back a lot of supporting characters I don’t remember at all, so some of the jokes involving them fall flat. Still a win. “I will show her so much love, she will run screaming at the sight of me!”

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A Charleston fountain plus a week in review

I still haven’t uploaded all the Charleston vacation photos so today you get to see the Pineapple Fountain we visited in a waterfront park. When it was built, being able to import and serve pineapples was a mark of wealth and Charleston was both a hub of trade and a wealthy city.

The fountain, with my sister wading in it. Birds did that too.

After a frustrating April, this week went well, despite taking time off Monday to visit Costco. With god knows what about to happen to our economy due to the Toddler’s stupid Iran war, TYG and I figured picking up some bulk supplies now might be wise.

I wrote 6,000 words on the current draft of Let No Man Put Asunder, despite the fact I’m having to change a lot more of the book. As I realized last month, Mandy’s character arc isn’t strong enough. I’ve added a couple of scenes this section that will help with that; hopefully more will come to mind as I move forward. However I also realized I cut out some scenes where she realizes whatever magical transformation she’s undergone is compelling her to quit smoking, something she’s not happy about. It simply looks like halfway through the book she stopped lighting up. I’ll have to go back and fix that.

I rewrote the short story Honey on the Grave and it looks good. I’m reading for the writing group next week; we’ll see what they make of it. If it’s got problems I can’t see, they’ll spot them. I also reread Die and Let Live and started restructuring it so that it’s less of a talk and exposition fest. I haven’t actually written the changes — there’s places where I’ve no idea what to replace the exposition with — but diagnosing what needs to change is the first step. I also reread my short story Inherit the Howling Night (title very much a placeholder) and I want to work on that one next. It has substantial problems — no good ending, no idea of the lead character’s arc, protagonist is a writer and “struggling writer” is a character type that rarely works for me — however I’m starting to see fixes (character may become an actor instead).

I got some work done on The Savage Years and my cover is almost ready to go for Southern Discomfort. It’s just technical stuff like formatting to make it work on the Amazon paperback. I should have a release date soon and hopefully will have some copies in hand at ConGregate this summer. Details soon.

I also got my first article in at The Local Reporter in the new monthly format, a longish one on why Chapel Hill/Carrboro is looking at school closures.

From some time back, here are Con-Tinuals panel with me discussing humor comic books, another where I talk Swamp Thing and one about Britain in 1940.

May the rest of the month flow as smoothly. Don’t bet money on it though. I certainly don’t.

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“Tell me about the lambs, Clarice. And feed me treats”

Last week we had the pups annual wellness checkups and multiple shots. Plushie doesn’t take shots well so they took precautions.

He was pretty stoic compared to his usual, though frantically struggling whenever he got a shock. Trixie is always stoic but she felt miserable the day after.

As for wellness, they’re both in good shape. The vet complimented us on what good care we take of them, which is always wonderful to hear.

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Republicans relish the suffering of LGBTQ Americans like a fine wine

Way more Americans condemn adultery than homosexuality. Even among Republicans only 60 percent condemn homosexuality (that’s not good but it’s better than I expected) despite which the party is totally committed to anti-gay hatemongering (and, as noted at the link, quite tolerant of adultery in its leaders). It’s why they’re obsessed with the idea Michelle Obama is a man or that Obama is gay — they can’t let go of the idea this is a killer line of attack.

“The European Parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of banning so-called conversion therapy across the European Union. The proposed ban had the support of 405 MEPs. The European Commission is expected to formally respond to it by May 18.” Here the Republican SCOTUS has banned bans on conversion therapy. Justice Ketanji Jackson Brown pointed out that contrary to the Republican Sinister Six, this isn’t about “free speech” it’s about regulating medical practice, which is a standard government thing: “The Constitution does not pose a barrier to reasonable regulation of harmful medical treatments just because substandard care comes via speech instead of scalpel.” As noted at the link, SCOTUS is fine with state restrictions on what doctors can say about abortion, or with bans on gender-affirming care for trans kids.

Of course this partly reflects that the religious right has built up hating on LGBTQ as a primary tenet of Christianity (it isn’t) and equated defending LGBTQ as anti-Christian bias. Which is again, bullshit. Protecting the civil rights of people doesn’t infringe on the rights of people who hate them; that’s like arguing that ending Jim Crow infringes on the rights of white bigots … which come to think of it is what some people did argue at the time.

It’s also a reminder that when Republicans talk about freedom of religion they mean the freedom of religious people who align with their politics. Pro-gay? Pro-immigrant? Crickets. They insist the first amendment does not stop religion from getting involved in government but they’re outraged the Pope speaks up because he criticized the Toddler. In Denver, two Catholic schools want to receive state education funding while discriminating against children of gay or trans parents. If SCOTUS takes up the case I doubt the outcome will be just.

“The Trump administration on Monday will terminate multiple civil rights settlements aimed at ensuring transgender students’ rights to equal opportunity to an education, forcing school officials to choose whether to comply with the government’s interpretation of federal anti-discrimination laws or to abide by conflicting state statutes.” HUD is also rescinding housing protection for LGBTQ Americans.

“The U.S. Department of Education opened an investigation Monday into Smith College, an all-women’s institution in Massachusetts, for admitting transgender women. The probe by the department’s Office of Civil Rights will look at whether the college violated Title IX, a 1972 law forbidding discrimination based on sex in education.”

Colorado homophobe Erin Lee claims ballot measures keeping trans kids out of sports are necessary because Colorado’s lawmakers are “actual demons.” A fellow activist of Lee’s admits the ballot measures are also intended to drive turnout at the midterms.

A new study finds 40 percent of trans youth have considered suicide in the past year. As noted at the link, this is not inciting the press coverage it should.

Right-wing Senator Doug Mastroiano is shocked, shocked that Gettysburg celebrates Pride.

“The preeminent threat to national security, according to the hapless folks at Donald Trump’s personal law firm, is anyone who ever donated money to LGBTQ civil rights organization GLAD. At least that’s the government’s new working theory as it tries to justify its retaliatory executive order against Susman Godfrey.”

Gay-hating Tony Perkins is outraged the government is still spending money on the PEPFAR AIDS relief program.

“Duke appears to have lost NIH grants because they used the prefix “trans” in reference to disease transmission, transgenic genetic material, translational studies, or signal transduction”

“An Indianapolis church is calling for members of the LGBTQ+ community to be put to death or to kill themselves. Local faith leaders are condemning the message.”

By contrast, Radiant Mobile founder Paul Fisher is moderate (sarcasm font): he just intends to block LGBTQ content from the phone’s Internet browsers.

“The U.S. Air Force said Thursday it would deny all transgender service members who have served between 15 and 18 years the option to retire early and would instead separate them without retirement benefits. The move means that transgender service members will now be faced with the choice of either taking a lump-sum separation payment offered to junior troops or be removed from the service.” So much for supporting the troops.

“Gov. Ron DeSantis defended the state’s eradication of LGBTQ+ rainbow crosswalks on Tuesday, and said recalcitrant cities will be forced to get with the program.” He sneers the crosswalks are “virtue signaling” because admitting that support for LGBTQ can be sincere might make him look like the jackass he is. Here’s more Florida man homophobia.

Or Sean Duffy, Transportation Secretary is: “Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy sent a letter Tuesday to the 50 state governors, urging them to remove distractions from roads, including divisive and distracting political messaging like rainbow crosswalks.”

“Under this rule, the State Department will now require applicants to the program to indicate their “biological sex at birth” during all stages of the process, “even if that differs from the sex listed on the applicant’s foreign passport or other identifying documentation.” As if that wasn’t enough, the rule concurrently mandates that all applicants submit their passport information and a scan of their passport’s biographic page with the aim of “combating fraud.”

Last year, the Toddler’s Homeland Security Department canceled a program to prevent school shootings because two of the grantees work with LGBTQ groups.

I still believe the fascists will fail. A lot of people will suffer before that point.

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The wines of Charleston

Okay, technically these were wines I saw in Trader Joe’s so I doubt they’re coming from a Charleston vineyard. But I saw them while in Charleston and I’m too tired to post anything more creative.

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