Malcolm’s in the middle (again) while the Bad Guys are on the list! TV viewed

THE BAD GUYS: The Series (2025) — I’ve also seen it named as The Bad Guys: Breaking In but it’s The Series on the screen — is the prequel to the Bad Guys movie, starting out when Wolf, Snake, Webs, Shark and Piranha are nothing but an unremarkable funny-animal gang struggling to prove themselves as serious outlaws. Despite their repeated goof-ups, by the end of the Netflix first season they’ve gone from nobodies to the top of the local TV station’s Worst of the Worst list (which reporter Tiffany Fluffit admits might look like the station is inspiring crooks to do worse things but … okay, it does have that effect).

This captures the spirit of the film and despite the light premise, does a good job staying interesting. It’s not just the capers but the gang’s struggle to meld together as a team. There’s also a good development of recurring characters such as Snake’s mom, the legendary thief Serpentina (Kate Mulgrew), or the rival gangs around town; one episode riffs on The Warriors by having the Bad Guys have to make it home after a botched heist, with dozens of other gangs out to kill them. Looking forward to S2. “I didn’t brush my teeth for a week so the taste of that soup stayed with me to the end of my vacation.”

Malcolm in the Middle (2000-6) was an unconventional family sitcom focusing on tween genius Malcolm (Frankie Munoz) and his efforts to stay sane in his oddball family. MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: Life’s Still Unfair (2026) brings back the cast 20 years after the last episode. The family is still massively dysfunctional but Malcolm has built himself a stable life by cutting them out of it; he has a daughter, a terrific girlfriend and if they think his family are all dead, well that’s a white lie isn’t it? When parents Hal and Lois (Bryan Cranston, Jane Kaczmarek) start planning a big family reunion as part of their 40th anniversary celebration, you will be shocked that events expose the fibs Malcolm’s told his parents and the women in his life. Can anything keep his relationships together? Can Malcolm stay sane? Who will win when older brother Reese and non-binary younger sibling Kelly engage in a war of revenge?

This captures the spirit of the old show amazingly well, and manages to pull off a happy ending (with an option for more to come) without making the characters any less of a mess than they are. The only drawback to this four-episode miniseries is that they bring back a lot of supporting characters I don’t remember at all, so some of the jokes involving them fall flat. Still a win. “I will show her so much love, she will run screaming at the sight of me!”

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A Charleston fountain plus a week in review

I still haven’t uploaded all the Charleston vacation photos so today you get to see the Pineapple Fountain we visited in a waterfront park. When it was built, being able to import and serve pineapples was a mark of wealth and Charleston was both a hub of trade and a wealthy city.

The fountain, with my sister wading in it. Birds did that too.

After a frustrating April, this week went well, despite taking time off Monday to visit Costco. With god knows what about to happen to our economy due to the Toddler’s stupid Iran war, TYG and I figured picking up some bulk supplies now might be wise.

I wrote 6,000 words on the current draft of Let No Man Put Asunder, despite the fact I’m having to change a lot more of the book. As I realized last month, Mandy’s character arc isn’t strong enough. I’ve added a couple of scenes this section that will help with that; hopefully more will come to mind as I move forward. However I also realized I cut out some scenes where she realizes whatever magical transformation she’s undergone is compelling her to quit smoking, something she’s not happy about. It simply looks like halfway through the book she stopped lighting up. I’ll have to go back and fix that.

I rewrote the short story Honey on the Grave and it looks good. I’m reading for the writing group next week; we’ll see what they make of it. If it’s got problems I can’t see, they’ll spot them. I also reread Die and Let Live and started restructuring it so that it’s less of a talk and exposition fest. I haven’t actually written the changes — there’s places where I’ve no idea what to replace the exposition with — but diagnosing what needs to change is the first step. I also reread my short story Inherit the Howling Night (title very much a placeholder) and I want to work on that one next. It has substantial problems — no good ending, no idea of the lead character’s arc, protagonist is a writer and “struggling writer” is a character type that rarely works for me — however I’m starting to see fixes (character may become an actor instead).

I got some work done on The Savage Years and my cover is almost ready to go for Southern Discomfort. It’s just technical stuff like formatting to make it work on the Amazon paperback. I should have a release date soon and hopefully will have some copies in hand at ConGregate this summer. Details soon.

I also got my first article in at The Local Reporter in the new monthly format, a longish one on why Chapel Hill/Carrboro is looking at school closures.

From some time back, here are Con-Tinuals panel with me discussing humor comic books, another where I talk Swamp Thing and one about Britain in 1940.

May the rest of the month flow as smoothly. Don’t bet money on it though. I certainly don’t.

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“Tell me about the lambs, Clarice. And feed me treats”

Last week we had the pups annual wellness checkups and multiple shots. Plushie doesn’t take shots well so they took precautions.

He was pretty stoic compared to his usual, though frantically struggling whenever he got a shock. Trixie is always stoic but she felt miserable the day after.

As for wellness, they’re both in good shape. The vet complimented us on what good care we take of them, which is always wonderful to hear.

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Republicans relish the suffering of LGBTQ Americans like a fine wine

Way more Americans condemn adultery than homosexuality. Even among Republicans only 60 percent condemn homosexuality (that’s not good but it’s better than I expected) despite which the party is totally committed to anti-gay hatemongering (and, as noted at the link, quite tolerant of adultery in its leaders). It’s why they’re obsessed with the idea Michelle Obama is a man or that Obama is gay — they can’t let go of the idea this is a killer line of attack.

“The European Parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of banning so-called conversion therapy across the European Union. The proposed ban had the support of 405 MEPs. The European Commission is expected to formally respond to it by May 18.” Here the Republican SCOTUS has banned bans on conversion therapy. Justice Ketanji Jackson Brown pointed out that contrary to the Republican Sinister Six, this isn’t about “free speech” it’s about regulating medical practice, which is a standard government thing: “The Constitution does not pose a barrier to reasonable regulation of harmful medical treatments just because substandard care comes via speech instead of scalpel.” As noted at the link, SCOTUS is fine with state restrictions on what doctors can say about abortion, or with bans on gender-affirming care for trans kids.

Of course this partly reflects that the religious right has built up hating on LGBTQ as a primary tenet of Christianity (it isn’t) and equated defending LGBTQ as anti-Christian bias. Which is again, bullshit. Protecting the civil rights of people doesn’t infringe on the rights of people who hate them; that’s like arguing that ending Jim Crow infringes on the rights of white bigots … which come to think of it is what some people did argue at the time.

It’s also a reminder that when Republicans talk about freedom of religion they mean the freedom of religious people who align with their politics. Pro-gay? Pro-immigrant? Crickets. They insist the first amendment does not stop religion from getting involved in government but they’re outraged the Pope speaks up because he criticized the Toddler. In Denver, two Catholic schools want to receive state education funding while discriminating against children of gay or trans parents. If SCOTUS takes up the case I doubt the outcome will be just.

“The Trump administration on Monday will terminate multiple civil rights settlements aimed at ensuring transgender students’ rights to equal opportunity to an education, forcing school officials to choose whether to comply with the government’s interpretation of federal anti-discrimination laws or to abide by conflicting state statutes.” HUD is also rescinding housing protection for LGBTQ Americans.

“The U.S. Department of Education opened an investigation Monday into Smith College, an all-women’s institution in Massachusetts, for admitting transgender women. The probe by the department’s Office of Civil Rights will look at whether the college violated Title IX, a 1972 law forbidding discrimination based on sex in education.”

Colorado homophobe Erin Lee claims ballot measures keeping trans kids out of sports are necessary because Colorado’s lawmakers are “actual demons.” A fellow activist of Lee’s admits the ballot measures are also intended to drive turnout at the midterms.

A new study finds 40 percent of trans youth have considered suicide in the past year. As noted at the link, this is not inciting the press coverage it should.

Right-wing Senator Doug Mastroiano is shocked, shocked that Gettysburg celebrates Pride.

“The preeminent threat to national security, according to the hapless folks at Donald Trump’s personal law firm, is anyone who ever donated money to LGBTQ civil rights organization GLAD. At least that’s the government’s new working theory as it tries to justify its retaliatory executive order against Susman Godfrey.”

Gay-hating Tony Perkins is outraged the government is still spending money on the PEPFAR AIDS relief program.

“Duke appears to have lost NIH grants because they used the prefix “trans” in reference to disease transmission, transgenic genetic material, translational studies, or signal transduction”

“An Indianapolis church is calling for members of the LGBTQ+ community to be put to death or to kill themselves. Local faith leaders are condemning the message.”

By contrast, Radiant Mobile founder Paul Fisher is moderate (sarcasm font): he just intends to block LGBTQ content from the phone’s Internet browsers.

“The U.S. Air Force said Thursday it would deny all transgender service members who have served between 15 and 18 years the option to retire early and would instead separate them without retirement benefits. The move means that transgender service members will now be faced with the choice of either taking a lump-sum separation payment offered to junior troops or be removed from the service.” So much for supporting the troops.

“Gov. Ron DeSantis defended the state’s eradication of LGBTQ+ rainbow crosswalks on Tuesday, and said recalcitrant cities will be forced to get with the program.” He sneers the crosswalks are “virtue signaling” because admitting that support for LGBTQ can be sincere might make him look like the jackass he is. Here’s more Florida man homophobia.

Or Sean Duffy, Transportation Secretary is: “Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy sent a letter Tuesday to the 50 state governors, urging them to remove distractions from roads, including divisive and distracting political messaging like rainbow crosswalks.”

“Under this rule, the State Department will now require applicants to the program to indicate their “biological sex at birth” during all stages of the process, “even if that differs from the sex listed on the applicant’s foreign passport or other identifying documentation.” As if that wasn’t enough, the rule concurrently mandates that all applicants submit their passport information and a scan of their passport’s biographic page with the aim of “combating fraud.”

Last year, the Toddler’s Homeland Security Department canceled a program to prevent school shootings because two of the grantees work with LGBTQ groups.

I still believe the fascists will fail. A lot of people will suffer before that point.

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The wines of Charleston

Okay, technically these were wines I saw in Trader Joe’s so I doubt they’re coming from a Charleston vineyard. But I saw them while in Charleston and I’m too tired to post anything more creative.

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The voting rights act is history, mifepristone is still around, our military greatness is fading: three mini-posts

John Roberts has spent his years on the court whittling away at democracy in favor of Republican dominance. Most recently we have the destruction of the Voting Rights Act by the typical twisted “logic” of the Roberts court: sure, gerrymandering purely for racist purposes is bad but if you disenfranchise POC for political advantage, that’s not racist. Yes, it’s bullshit, and it takes a sledgehammer to the political power of black Americans. It’s the Republican yearning for the days of the 1950s (only with fewer civil rights marches) made concrete.

What white Republicans want is not only to get “their” country back but to get back the days when the status of whites was unquestioned. Having white men in charge was the way things were and everyone accepted that. There never was such a time — the fight for equality goes back to the birth of America — but they imagine there was. And that if we go back there, they can shut out the whisper in the back of the brain that they really aren’t better than African-Americans, Latinos, women, gays, etc. (though I’m quite sure many of them have buried that truth where they will never have to face it). The Republicans on SCOTUS (the “Sinister Six” as some call them) are all in and not really trying to hide it. LawDork discusses some of the legal fallout. Paul Campos looks at the underlying obsession with undoing the 1960s.

2)Another court has blocked the FDA rule that allows mifepristone to be prescribed without an in-person visit. At the link, Jessica Valenti explains that yes, it’s still possible to obtain mifepristone legally, or to use misoprostol only, though that’s a slower process. The decision is still serious but Republicans are playing it up as A Total Ban, Mifepristone Abortions Are A Crime Now. They’re lying. LawDork’s link has more about that too. SCOTUS has laid down a short ban on the ruling taking effect.

And here’s some good news on abortion and maternal health care.

3)In the Toddler’s desperate quest to build a legacy that will after him, he’s pushing to build super-battleships. At the link, Paul Krugman points out drone warfare works very well against battleships. And each battleship would cost $17 billion. “Each of these ships would, for example, cost almost twice the pre-Trump annual budget of the National Science Foundation, although the NSF, like all funding sources for research, is now facing savage budget cuts. On the other hand, it would be hard for Trump to stick his name on research grants.” As Krugman puts it, we’re the Death Star and the Iranians are the rebels kicking our ass (that is, obviously, about asymmetric military power, not morals).

And now Pete Hegseth has begun bringing his wife to Pentagon meetings, even though she has no military status or any official role. And he’s appointed his brother as senior adviser. I see no way this improves things. And not for the first time, I wish reporters would ask how, given the obvious strain Hegseth is under, he’s coping with avoiding alcohol.

I’ll close with a gift link (I think it is) to a grim article on the ways the sniveling Toddler could disrupt the midterms rather than endure what looks like a humiliating defeat. Which will lead to a de facto dictatorship which will make everything worse.

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The South must never rise again

No, this isn’t a political post, it’s more photos from my April Charleston vacation. Charleston did a booming business in slaves and we visited the Custom House — a government building alongside the old slave mart — and the town’s Slavery Museum. Here are some exhibits.

Along with those newspaper ads above, there was this auction announcement below.

And of course, some monuments.

Despite the memorials, I give Charleston credit for not softsoaping the ugliness of slavery in the museum exhibits.

Next photos will be more cheerful.

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The Toddler of the United States and his Circus of Crime

The Toddler of the United States loves to talk about how he’s cracking down on immigrants committing unspeakable crimes … most of which occur in his delusional/lying head. It’s a standard Republican talking point: liberals have been soft on crime since the early 1970s, when crime rates were, indeed far higher than now.

Crime is way, way down, the prison-industrial complex is a thing and cops who commit crimes still get an astonishing amount of legal and government protection (I do believe there are good cops, but there are also a lot of rotten ones). Nevertheless, for Republicans and for a lot of the media it’s still 1970: cities are violent hellholes, bleeding-heart liberal judges and soft-on-crime prosecutors (now there’s an oxymoron) are letting hardened killers run free with a slap on the wrist or watching them slip through legal loopholes.

This is incoherent gibberish. The same party that shrieks after every mass shooting that nothing can be done — killers gonna kill, criminals gonna crime — simultaneously shriek that we’d have perfectly orderly cities if not for the Democrats running them (and if the Dem is a person of color, insert bullshit about “DEI” too). And the same party that complains about Dems being anti-cop is perfectly happy punishing anyone in law enforcement whoever dared hold the toddler accountable for being a crook. Case in point, acting AG Todd Blanche, back when he was deputy AG, celebrated that the Justice Department has driven out anyone who dared investigate his Glorious Supreme Leader.

The Toddler and white supremacist puppeteer Stephen Miller are so obsessed with immigration the DOJ has dropped 23,000 criminal cases to focus more on immigration.

Nursing home kingpin Joseph Schwartz was sentenced to three years in prison for financial crimes. The Toddler pardoned him after three months. Schwartz’s victims’ efforts to collect restitution are null and void.

Unsurprisingly, the Toddler is very, very keen on investigating left-wing movements as terrorist threats (more here) while ignoring the right-wing violence that he adores. Not that this is new, right-wingers have been whining about any attempt to investigate right-wing terrorists for at least a quarter-century now. Related: “The Justice Department on Tuesday asked a federal appeals court to throw out the seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers leaders who were sentenced to prison terms for leading members of the far-right extremist groups in attacking the U.S. Capitol to keep President Donald Trump in the White House over five years ago.”

You will be astonished that many of those seditious traitors attacking the capital on 1/6 turned out not to be good people. Another example.

Along with the ongoing cover-ups of the Epstein files, the Toddler has gutted the State Department office combating human trafficking.

Then there’s the Toddler’s DOJ policy of paying off people arrested under Biden. If they’re the right sort of people, i.e., white and conservative.

“The proposed $68 million settlement with a Texas land developer that the Justice Department had accused of preying on Hispanic residents includes no money for the victims but more than $20 million for police and immigration enforcement.”

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Piro wants to charge 12-year-olds as adults. Texas AG Ken Paxton, on the other hand, gave an accused pedophile lesser charges so the man will only spend 30 days in jail and not have to register as a sex offender (the judge insisted on 60 days). As I’ve said before, Republicans’ war on groomers is a farce (only not funny).

“Shile Trump is clearly willing to inflict gratuitous suffering on the little people, he positively revels in his association with big-time criminals, whether it’s Putin; or Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, who had a critical journalist dismembered with a bone saw; or Ross Ulbricht, creator of Silk Road, an underground e-marketplace known for drug trafficking, whom Trump pardoned immediately after assuming office; or Larry Hoover, a Chicago crime boss, who was sentenced to several lifetimes in prison for leading the Gangster Disciples, also pardoned by Trump. Yes, Trump really and truly cares about crime in Chicago.

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Earth after the Hellboy-pocalypse, plus other graphic novels

It’s been a while since I read anything written rather than co-written by Hellboy creator Mike Mignola. THE SERPENT IN THE GARDEN: Ed Grey and the Last Battle for England by Mignola, Ben Stenbeck and Dave Stewart reminds me how gloriously weird he is. Like a conversation between a disgruntled fae and the good half of Morgan leFay’s soul, which is now a goldfish (trust me, it makes sense).

The story, set in England after the apocalypse that ended the world in Ragna Rok, concerns Hellboy’s old foe the Gruagach regaining his former power; can Edward Grey, happy in retirement, defend England once again? I loved it.

FRANKENSTEIN: New World — Sea of Forever by Mignola, Christopher Golden, Tom Sniegoski and Peter Bergting is a sequel to Frankenstein: New World with Frankenstein and Lilja traveling across the post-apocalyptic Earth pursued by the monstrous Murk. It turns out some of the vampires hiding underground at the apocalypse survived; a trace of ancient evil found them and created the Murk, which exists to suck out the light of vril. As our two protagonists set out across the sea in search of a mysterious spirit, the Murk follows, despite the risk of being caught on the ocean in daylight. I’m enjoying this spinoff series — and both this and the Edward Grey book have been added to my Hellboy Chronology.

Kieron Gillen has turned out some great stuff, but he also wrote the dreary Rue Brittania. POWER FANTASY: The Superpowers by Gillen and Caspar Wijngaard is one that did not work for me. I’ve read that Gillen wanted to write a book with superheroes but no fisticuffs and in that he succeeded. However while the discussions of politics and power work in small doses, by the end of the book they’re quite tedious (I skipped over one character giving a long speech about the nature of power). I won’t be back for V2.

ARDEN HIGH: Twelfth Grade Night by Molly Horton Booth, Stephanie Kate Strohm and Jamie Green is the first in a series of Y/A takes on Shakespeare, set at the eponymous high school. As I love Twelfth Night (and played Malvolio years ago), I was hooked by the premise: new kid in school Viola crushes on Orsino, but she dresses very tomboy so he thinks she’s gay and so does Olivia, the school beauty he’s crushing on. Meanwhile Viola’s still dealing with the fact her identical twin Sebastian chose to stay in boarding school instead of changing schools with her.

Unfortunately the rom-com complications don’t get going until late in the game. Most of the book is about general high school stuff and, I assume, setting up for the series (the kids have fae classmates even though that doesn’t play the slightest role in the plot). I’m not the target audience but even if I was I think I’d find this a little disappointing.

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From the old west to Frankenstein’s castle to Tau Ceti: movies

Less than a decade after Leigh Brackett penned Rio Bravo for Howard Hawks, she wrote the remake, EL DORADO (1966). Hawks already did back to back remakes with Ball of Fire and A Song Is Born but this time the remake is excellent.

While the film opens with a song about how some men are driven to wander seeking for El Dorado, that has nothing to do with the story. As with Rio Bravo we have John Wayne as the leader of a motley crew; this time he’s gun for hire Cole Thornton, long-time friend of El Dorado Sheriff Harrah (Robert Mitchum). After a brief shoot out with some thugs in the early scenes, Cole contemplates working for villainous landowner Bart Jason (Ed Asner) decides against it, then meets up with young knife-throwing gambler Mississippi (James Caan, growing since his bad performance in Red Line 7000). They return to El Dorado when Cole learns Jason’s hired dangerous fast gun McLeod (Christopher George) and his crew, and that Mitchum has crawled into the bottle since a woman broke his heart (my friend Ross says when Hawks hired Wayne, the actor’s response was “Can I be the drunk this time?”).

Rather than remake the movie with a mostly different cast, Hawks and Brackett focus less on the plot and more on the connections between Cole and Mississippi, Cole and Harrah and to some extent the professional respect between Cole and McLeod. There’s a lot of humor, from Mississippi having to explain why he wears That Hat to Cole and Harrah at one point getting their crutches mixed up. “Faith can move mountains but it can’t beat a faster draw.”

FRANKENSTEIN (2025) is Guillermo del Toro’s adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic with Oscar Isaac as the eponymous researcher, a doctor’s son driven by his mother’s death to surpass his unloved father and triumph over death itself. This leads, of course, to creating his Creature (Jacob Elordi), which unsettles both Elizabeth (Mia Goth) and Victor’s financial backer (Christopher Waltz) even before Frankenstein realizes he’s crossed lines that should never be crossed and There Will Be Consequences.

This is great-looking and well acted. I don’t know if it’s particularly faithful (it’s been a long time since I read the novel) but it does include the Creature spying on a family to understand humanity, something many adaptations skips. Worth catching. “Choice is the gift of the soul — the one gift god has given us.”

TYG and I loved PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) which starts with Ryan Gosling’s Grace waking up on a rocket in interstellar space (“That’s not our sun, is it?”) with no idea how he got there. Slowly he puts together that he’s the last survivor of a mission to stop interstellar microbes from eating the sun; Tau Ceti is the only star we know of that’s surviving the infestation so he and his fellow crew have been sent there on a probable one-way trip as a Hail Mary play … and now everyone else on the ship is dead. In between flashbacks to the project on Earth, Grace arrives at Tau Ceti and finds he’s not alone: Rocky, a stonelike life form from another planet threatened by the astrophages, is already there. Can they team up to save their worlds? Can they even learn to communicate?

This isn’t perfect. Gosling’s a little too charming to believe Grace is as friendless as he’s supposed to be. A bigger problem is that despite not having astronaut training (he was a last minute substitute pick for the mission) Grace is somehow able to operate the ship as if he were Flash Gordon. Despite which, this is first rate (and I was, after all, interviewed in connection with it). “The planet’s name of Tau Ceti E is just the name of the star with E added. That’s very unimaginative.”

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