Monthly Archives: January 2022

So if covid mandates is no different than requiring measles shots in schools …

The obvious conclusion is that measles and other vaccine mandates are unacceptable too. Because vaccine mandates are bad is now an absolute Republican axiom, not to be questioned. And Republican politicians won’t risk re-election by standing up and being the ones who question. Never mind how many children get sick or anti-vaxxers die. Case in point, Kansas state Senator Richard Hilderbrand who wants to eliminate liability for doctors who prescribe ivermectin — where’s the proof it doesn’t work?

It’s true that even the polio vaccine had its anti-vaxxers, but at least they were true believers, not cowards who know the vaccine saves lives (and I’m sure are vaccinated themselves) but don’t have the spine to say so.  Though to be fair, Sen. Ron Johnson says so many idiotic anti-vax things, maybe he doesn’t even feel any pressure on his spine. For example that Fauci overhyped covid like he overhyped AIDS — except overhyping AIDs was the opposite of what happened in the 1980s (check out Randy Shilts’ classic And the Band Played On for a look at how blithely health officials and the government approached the disease).

I doubt Dr. Joseph Ladapo is that ignorant about vaccines — he’s an MD after all — but to get his gig as Florida’s new surgeon general, he’s willing to say maybe vaccines don’t work. After all, Typhoid Ron DeSantis just fired a surgeon general who said the opposite. Likewise I suspect religious conservative anti-vaxxer osteopath Sherri Tenpenny is spewing bullshit (the vaccine will make you a transhumanist cyborg!) because as noted at the link it’s been great for her public profile. But hey, maybe she is batshit delusional.

Oh, and DeSantis himself, despite opposing vaccine mandates, masking or anything that makes the pandemic less lethal, is quick to whine about how it’s Democrats who want us to die. And how nurses shouldn’t be forced to get the vaccine because many of them want to have babies (no further explanation).

Patrick Howley, who once claimed the government plans to criminalize checking out women’s breasts, now claims vaccinated people shun him because they can sense he’s not a “Pfizerblood

Even Dr. Fauci’s feeling the pressure, and who can blame him?

I’m sure some anti-vaxxers are up in arms that getting vaccinated is a prerequisite for heart transplants. They’re perfectly happy to blame people who believe in medicine and say it’s their fault anti-vaxxers are dying.

You’d think the Supreme Court, who have lifetime appointments, would show some sense, but they’re part of the Republican death cult too.

If this were happening in the developing world, you know how the media would cover it. Ignorant superstitious natives, unable to comprehend Western medicine, fearful it will do something evil to their bodies or that it’s the medicines that make you sick! And yeah, that about sums it up. The anti-vax movement is like the witch doctors in countless old jungle movies. Terrified they’ll lose their power if people embrace the “white man’s medicine” they do their best to whip up the equivalent of a torch-burning mob.

In the movies, of course, those guys always lost. In reality, it seems they’re doing pretty damn well.

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Ant-Man and other not-a-classic graphic novels

So in 1962, Marvel’s Tales to Astonish anthology series had scientist Henry Pym shrink himself down and become “The Man in the Ant Hill,” as captured on Jack Kirby’s cover. With super-heroes becoming popular, they turned him into the astonishing Ant-Man, whose first few years have been collected in ANT-MAN/GIANT MAN: The Man in the Anthill by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and multiple others.

Marvel in its first couple of years was turning out a lot of crap, leavened by the talent on view in Fantastic Four and Spider-Man. The quality of the work improved over time, but Ant-Man never caught fire. It’s slow, dull stories and Kirby’s artwork (not that he’s the only one working on it) never rivaled Gil Kane’s dynamic work on DC’s Tiny Titan, the Atom. Adding the Wasp and turning Hank into Giant Man helps some, but not enough; like a lot of relationships from the era, Hank/Jan hasn’t aged well. And even after they’ve acknowledged they love each other, Lee keeps forgetting and treating them as if the word is unspoken.

I do like the emphasis on the nuts and bolts of Hank’s work, and how he has to train to do what he does. But ultimately this is nothing I’d recommend except to completists. I wouldn’t have bothered if I wasn’t rereading the Silver Age — though as I am, I admit it’s a shame the remaining ten stories won’t be collected (I don’t think I want to pay to read them on Marvel’s streaming service). This volume ends with Giant Man and the Wasp battling the Hulk, who then became the backup strip; less than a year later, Sub-Mariner would get Hank and Jan’s pages (not A-list Marvel either, but much more successful).

WITCH FOR HIRE by Ted Naifeh has a high school freshman forced to sit at the Loser Table where she meets Faye, a surly practicing sorceress who’s perfectly happy as an outcast. But when a mysterious spirit starts pushing kids into increasingly destructive pranks, Faye discovers she can’t totally ignore the rest of the world … This was enjoyable Y/A but suffers from a villain reveal that comes out of left field.

NOBLE CAUSES: In Sickness and In Health collects the first few issues of Jay Faerber’s comic (he wrote, multiple people drew) about Earth’s greatest superheroes, the Noble family and all the drama in their life. Here the family super-speedster, Race, marries a normal, unremarkable girl, Liz — and when he dies on their honeymoon, she’s stuck in the middle of a dysfunctional family with an unknown killer out to get them.

When this originally hit the stands, Faerber explained the premise: modern comics are mostly soap opera so why not a series that emphasizes the personal drama and backgrounds the heroics? Not a bad idea, but after a couple of issues I lost interest. It really wasn’t that distinct from the kind of team drama I could find in any X-Men book, nor were the heroes that memorable. That said, this was pleasant to read, but I don’t have the itch to buy a second volume.

ARCHER AND ARMSTRONG: Sect Civil War by Fred Van Lente and Khari Evans follows the heroes break-up in the previous volume by having Armstrong pal around across time with his uninteresting brother Ivar, Timewalker. Meanwhile the Sect’s collapse into civil war convinces Archer the only way to stop the world sliding into chaos is to take things over himself. Lively but inferior to earlier volume, feeling more like a set-up for the new direction than a standalone.

TIME BEFORE TIME Vol. 1 by Declan Shalvey, Rory McConville and Joe Palmer also spends way too many pages setting up for future issues. Time travel is a thing and protagonist Tatsui works for the Syndicate which uses it in multiple ways — shipping refugees from dystopian eras to better ones, bringing miracle drugs from the future and so on. Only now Tatsui’s latest fare is  a female FBI agent, a rival time-travel group is on his butt and his own bosses want him dead. Readable, but not compellingly so.

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A Christmas of Holmes!

My Christmas gift from my friend Ross this year was The Sherlock Holmes Archive Collection, three DVDs of obscure Holmesian material. I’ve been watching the mix of films, short films and TV episodes gradually through the month, waiting until it was all done to make a total review. So here we go, starting with the films.

THE COPPER BEECHES (1912)is an uninspired adaptation with George Treville getting very little chance to show what he can do as Holmes. By focusing on the backstory in this mystery — a villain’s scheme to get his daughter’s inheritance — and leaving Holmes out until midway through, it becomes less a Holmes story than a dull melodrama.

Norwegian Eille Norwood was one of the first actors to be hailed as a Definitive Holmes. THE MAN WITH THE TWISTED LIP (1921) is the first time I’ve seen one of his films, a fairly faithful silent adaptation. Norwood has more screen presence than Treville, but he doesn’t hold up to Jeremy Brett or Basil Rathbone.

Or for that matter, Arthur Wontner, who launched a series of Holmesian adventures with SHERLOCK HOLMES FATAL HOUR (1931), known when it was made in England as The Sleeping Cardinal. A mix of The Final Problem with The Adventure of the Empty House, it has Holmes’ investigation into the criminal mastermind named Moriarty (“He has a thousand disguises — many men know Moriarty without being aware of it.”) overlaps with Holmes and Watson’s efforts to cure a compulsive gambler of his habit. I can’t help thinking this was influenced by Dr. Mabuse — The Gambler, which likewise involved gambling, cheating, a villain with a hundred faces and communication with his henchman while unseen.

The film, alas is very talky, with some of the scenes running way too long. As I recall, the later Wontner films were better. “Never give way to sudden impulses — they’re more dangerous to you than I am.”

Next, the shorts.  THE LIMEJUICE MYSTERY or WHO SPAT IN GRANDFATHER’S PORRIDGE (1930) is a fairly plotless (and dialog-less) puppet-show short in which Herlock Sholmes investigates a Limehouse riot (the opium den really was ubiquitous in Chinese stereotypes back then) and encounters the puppet Anna Went Wrong (a joke on Anna Mae Wong, a Chinese actor of the day). Barely worth mentioning.

THE STRANGE CASE OF HENNESSY (1933) is a ringer as the detective is “Silo Dance,” a takeoff on W.S. Van Dyne’s Philo Vance, so there’s no Holmes connection. The brief musical comedy about Vance searching for a vanished wealthy man was amusing enough, though. “Make a note of it.”

LOST IN LIMEHOUSE or LADY ESMERELDA’S PREDICAMENT (1933) is a melodrama parody in which lecherous Sir Marmaduke Rakes kidnaps Lady Esmeralda as Step One to forcing her into marriage. Can Sheetluck Jones and a poor but honest suitor save the day? Watching this made me realize I’m familiar with this kind of melodrama almost entirely through parodies like this; pretty funny but the Chinese stereotypes (more opium dens!) and names such as Hoo Flung have not aged well. This was one of several shorts made by the Masquers, a Hollywood actors’ club. “I trow he is an honest youth, for he has an open face that bespeaks a noble soul.”

THE SCREAMING BISHOP (1944) is one I’ve seen before, on PBS’ Matinee At the Bijou series, a cartoon in which HHairlock Holmes and Gotsome investigate the theft of a dinosaur skeleton and discover the zany thief is using the bones to make the world’s largest xylophone. Loony but entertaining. “The best bones of all go to symphony hall!”

And then the TV (not in chronological order). The one I wanted this set for was THE ELGIN HOUR: The Sting of Death an episode adapted from HF Heard’s first novel about retiree-turned-beekeeper “Mr. Mycroft.” Here, Mycroft (Boris Karloff) discovers beekeeper Martyn Greene has bred a deadly strain of killer bees and is feeling the itch to test them on human beings; can he be stopped? Karloff’s not one of the great Holmes but he’s satisfactory. I blogged about this in more detail over at Atomic Junkshop. “I am a man whose loquaciousness makes him a constant martyr to a sore throat.”

THE MAN WHO DISAPPEARED was a British one-off adaptation of The Man With the Twisted Lip. John Longden makes an adequate Holmes but throwing in murder and blackmail on top of the original plot makes this overly complicated. “In your heart of hearts, do you think Neville is alive?”

A CASE OF HYPNOSIS was another one-shot in which master detective Professor Lightskull and his sidekick Twiddle battle a criminal psychiatrist. Forgettable except that it uses chimps in all the roles, with Paul Frees and Daws Butler providing the voices. “It’s not that he saw anything worthwhile through that magnifying glass, I think it just made him feel like a detective.”

YOUR SHOW TIME: Adventure of the Speckled Band does a decent job adapting the story with Alan Napier — later Alfred to Adam West’s Bruce Wayne — as Holmes. “That sir, unless you are a crystal gazer, you shall never know.”

Finally another ringer,  SCHLITZ PLAYHOUSE OF STARS: The General’s Boots. This has Basil Rathbone as an arrogant, officious general flying home from the Far East with former subordinate John Dehner on the same plane. When the plane goes down in the ocean, Rathbone takes charge of rationing the water — or is he really planning to drink it all himself? A good cast, but minor (the series was well-regarded but this episode came from its years of decline). In a type of advertising I’m familiar with, the series’ host waxes prolific about the wonders of drinking Schlitz beer — just as the general set high standards for his men, so Schlitz sets high standards for its brew! “I believe every individual is put on Earth with a purpose, to help with the survival of his species!”

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Nothing as exciting to blog about as this morning, sorry!

This morning, after all, I celebrated Undead Sexist Cliches launching in paperback as well as ebook. Outside of that, this week was all Leaf articles, all the time.

I got around 20 done, which is not as many as I’d planned on. Even working late Monday I still had to deal with a dermatology checkup Tuesday (a few things frozen off but apparently my skin is mostly fine). Thursday the housekeepers made their  monthly visit, which distracted the dogs even worse than usual, which of course distracted me. Today I had to drive to Sprouts for what would normally be weekend shopping. If the projections are right we’ll wake up tomorrow snowed in for the third Saturday in a row. Snow I’m okay with, but just on the weekends? What is this shit?

So the end result was too many distractions, and after each one it takes time to get my focus back, so there you are. Still, coupled with the few I did earlier this month, I’m in good shape for February I think.

And alas, both Fiddler’s Black and Impossible Things Before Breakfast came back today (my record is three rejections in a day, in case you were wondering). I’m not entirely surprised with the second rejection as I figured it didn’t quite fit their theme. Didn’t want to self-reject, however.

I’m not sure what I’ll work on Monday to wrap up the month. Leafs are done for the month so probably some work on Impossible Takes a Little Longer and a couple of new submissions.

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And here we go!

Finally! Undead Sexist Cliches is live in paperback on Amazon.

A minor regret is that since I used Draft2Digital to make the ebook, it’s listed separately on Amazon. Cheaper but the royalty is actually better than the paperback. But don’t worry, if you go for the paperback I ain’t complaining. And using D2D it’s easy to get listed on multiple other ebook retailers.

Hoopla, which is Durham Library’s ebook service (and other libraries, of course), is taking longer to process. I’m happy to say I’ve kept the library cost down — apparently it’s normally way steeper than the individual purchase price for ebooks.

I feel a little stunned that it’s all over. Now I’ll start work on some promotion for the book. I should have done that sooner but I simply didn’t have time. If it doesn’t move even a little I may regret that, but for the moment I shall be optimistic.

If you’d like to learn the facts about why rape is never the victim’s fault, men are not innately superior (despite claims It’s Science), punishing men for harassment is not oppression and educating women does not ruin their lives, feel free to pick up a copy.

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Sexism and other forms of intolerance: links

To control lust, Fred Clark says, Christian purity culture “would rather put every woman in a burka than any man in a blindfold.” I wish I’d said that because it’s perfect.

Arizona plans to copy Texas’ bill for letting private citizens sue abortion providers.

“Soon everyone started hugging and saying “mubarak” — congratulations. My heart sank. I realized I had just been forced into a marriage proposal, or “rishta” — a prelude to a “nikah,” or Muslim wedding — to a man who needed to stay in the United States when his visa expired. He was seven years older than me. I’d never met him.”

One of the arguments in favor of male supremacy is that women haven’t accomplished anything in human history. It’s bullshit of course (I get into it in Undead Sexist Cliches), but history textbooks still make it easy to believe.

A town in Pennsylvania now has a Republican majority council. So the first thing they did was repeal LBGTQ protection ordinances.

Mario Avery, new mayor of Fairburn, Ga., celebrates by encouraging everyone to join him in ritual communion over Zoom.

A bullying man taunts middle-schoolers for wearing masks and allegedly coughs on them. The police response? The kids should respect freedom of speech.

A ten-year-old article Ta-Nehisis Coates on the implicit racism of comparing fetuses to slaves. The racism being the implication slaves were passive and inert until the nice white people freed them.

I’ve mentioned before that Matt Walsh thinks consent in sex is unimportant. Turns out he also thinks arranged marriages where the couple has no choice of spouse would be an improvement on dating. I can’t help wondering if he really believes that or he’s trying to be an outrageous lib-owner to gain more of an audience.

Tucker Carlson continues to be outraged by mythical school attacks on white people’s feelings.

The complaints and laws about teaching about race don’t technically ban the topic. But part of the goal is to scare schools from bringing it up — like a school district cancelling a lecture on civil rights. Florida being Florida, the legislature can be blunter about hating gays: a House committee has passed a bill banning classroom discussions about sexual orientation and gender identity.

Anti-semitic flyers circulate in Miami Beach neighborhoods.

In Tennessee, a Christian adoption agency that contracts with the state refuses to place kids with Jews.

As I’ve mentioned before, the religious right didn’t organize to stop abortion, they organized to fight for white privilege. And the right-t0-life movement is still finding common cause with white supremacists.

The supposed grass-roots protests against gay and race-related books in schools and libraries? It’s astroturf.

In another shocking case of cancel culture, Collin Culture fired a professor for tweeting criticism of Mike Pence. She sued, they settled out of court.

As I’ve mentioned before, Republican policies are bad whether they’re hypocrites or not. Still, it’s worth highlighting Michigan Republican Lee Chatfield compares gays to polygamists and pedophiles when he was sleeping with his sister-in-law. And according to her, it was statutory rape.

A white American woman tells a Korean woman to stop being so Asian.

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A cover that provoked thought

The Books From the Crypt website recently ran the uncredited 1955 cover below (a book for a quarter, those were the days!)I can’t say I had any sudden urge to find the book online but the image does intrigue me. The girl ready to cry, the guy clearly uncomfortable about something — was he gay? Impotent? Was their love forbidden because he lives down in the boondocks and her daddy is his bossman? The cover made me want to know, which means it worked pretty well.

In case you were wondering, the “intimate frank moving” novel is about sibling incest. Question answered!

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Will AI replace writers (and a couple more links)

Not for a while, one article concludes. Which is probably a good thing: this article shows how horribly easy it is for an AI to pick up anti-Muslim bias.

People have created superheroes to push a worthy political cause before. Venezuela’s new SuperMustache is closer to Captain Confederacy-style propaganda.

We all know how important maps are to places such as Narnia and Middle-Earth. But they’ve also played conflicting roles in the works of Joyce and Faulkner.

The complicated copyright rules for music explain why there’s so much money in stars selling their catalogues.

A group of investors have bought the bible for Jodorowsk’s unmade Dune adaptation. Can they overcome the copyright issues involved in making it widely available online?

The Brontes are out of copyright so that won’t be an issue with the purchase of multiple lost Bronte works.

Here’s an uncredited cover design I like because it shows the current style of using a wide range keywords (it will appeal to romance readers, suspense readers, adventure readers!) goes back to 1956.#SFWApro. All rights to image remain with current holder.

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Good news!

From a Democratic Party email listing 10 positive items I wasn’t aware of. If you feel you could use some upbeat news, read on.

10. Paid Sick Leave: Thanks to Democratic leadership, New Mexico joined 15 other states in passing landmark paid sick leave legislation. And as of this year, Mainers, Coloradans, and Connecticans are now eligible for the benefit.

9. Anti-Discrimination: This year, Virginia, Vermont, Oregon, and Maryland all banned the so-called “gay panic defense” that’s been used to excuse violent hate crimes against the LGBTQ community. Six Dem-majority states banned hair discrimination, which dispoportionately targets, shames, and punishes Black and indigenous students and workers.

8. Housing Assistance: Access to safe and affordable housing has always been a challenge, but a global pandemic only heightened the threat. Democrats in states like New York and Virginia allocated billions of dollars in federal COVID relief to help renters struggling to pay the bills.

7. Gun Reform: While Republican-controlled state legislatures spent the year making it easier than ever to purchase and carry a gun, Democrats doubled down on efforts to prevent senseless violence and keep dangerous weapons away from people who intend to do harm. Virginia banned convicted domestic abusers from having a gun, as did Colorado – which also implemented a waiting period for gun purchases and passed a law requiring gun owners to lock up their weapons.

6. Cannabis Legalization: This year, New Jersey, New York, New Mexico, Virginia, and Connecticut all legalized marijuana, addressing long-standing racial inequities in our criminal justice system and benefitting the states economically through increased tax revenue.

5. Education Investments: This year, California approved funding to establish universal pre-K. Virginia Democrats gave teachers a 5% raise and made community college free for tens of thousands of low and middle-income students pursuing jobs in high-demand fields.

4. Police Reform: The legacies of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and other victims of police violence continued to inspire major reforms in blue states this year. Maryland’s Democratic legislators overrode the Republican governor’s veto to pass a police reform package that included the establishment of a civilian review board, restrictions of no-knock warrants, and mandated body cameras. California passed its own package of reforms, raising standards and aiming to take badges away from police who lie, use excessive force, or display racial bias.

3. Voting Rights: While Republicans are in the midst of a well-funded, well-coordinated effort to roll back voting rights, Democratic majorities in the states moved quickly to expand access to the ballot box. Virginia became the first state in the South to enact a Voting Rights Act. Democrats passed automatic voter registration in Delaware, Hawaii, Connecticut, and Nevada, which also pushed through legislation to permanently expand mail voting after a successful 2020 election administration during the pandemic.

2. Going Green: Hawaii became the first state in the nation to declare a climate emergency. New York, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts passed legislation setting a net-zero carbon emissions target by 2050. In all, at least 12 Democratic-majority states passed legislation this year to tackle climate change and create clean energy jobs.

1. Abortion: With the Supreme Court dangerously close to overturning Roe v. Wade, Democratic state legislatures are increasingly our last line of defense when it comes to defending reproductive freedom. This year, New Mexico repealed a law criminalizing abortion. Virginia, Washington, and Colorado all made insurance coverage for abortion far more accessible, while Hawaii and Maine expanded access by widening the category of health care workers who can administer abortion care.

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No voting rights act (and other links about race)

Thanks to Senators Manchin and Sinema — and, of course, the entire Republican Senate bloc — the filibuster remains, which means no federal law protecting voting rights. As Perry Bacon says, “Black Americans protested against racism and democratically chose the political leaders they wanted in 2020 — and were then punished for doing so. Nov. 4, 2008, and Jan. 5, 2021, were historic days of Black power; Jan. 19, 2022, was a show of how limited that power remains.”

Crystal Clanton allegedly left Turning Point USA because of text messages about how she hated black Americans. Now that she’s getting a coveted clerkship with a federal judge, she’s suddenly decided the messages were faked!

Republicans used to laugh at safe spaces and trigger warnings as fit only for special snowflakes. But when it comes to shielding their fee-fees from discussions of race, they’re all in. Which is why some conservative groups are outraged that discussing MLK’s work involves discussing white racism.

Racial diversity in churches is not automatically good according to the Family Research Council.

Moscow Mitch in comparing black and white voting activity phrases it as comparing African-American and American.

The convictions for Ahmaud Arberry’s murderers should have been a slam-dunk, but I’m still a little surprised all three were found guilty. I’m still pessimistic about the trial of the officers who stood and watched Derek Chauvin murder George Floyd.

Virginia Republican Wren Williams not only wants less discussion of racism in schools, he wants them to cover the debates between Abraham Lincoln and Frederick Douglass — which is something that never happened.

Given there was no widespread Democratic fraud in 2020, I can’t see former Georgia Senator David Perdue — currently primarying Gov. Kemp — calling for a special police squad to investigate election fraud and make arrests as anything but another tool to intimidate black (and other Democratic) voters. Unsurprisingly Typhoid Ron DeSantis wants a similar agency. Let’s not forget, even CyberNinjas couldn’t find evidence of fraud — and despite raking in millions of fees for the effort, it now claims to be too broke to pay sanctions.

“William Richardson, for example, a Democrat who fought for the Confederacy, died in office in 1914 after representing Alabama for 14 years. Another Democrat, Rebecca Latimer Felton, a suffragist and a white supremacist, was appointed to fill a Senate vacancy in 1922 and briefly represented Georgia at age 87. The first woman ever to serve in the Senate was a former slaveholder.” — From an excellent WaPo article on slaveowners in Congress.

And I’ll wrap up with Roy Edroso’s substack piece about conservatives using Martin Luther King Day to shit on his legacy.

 

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