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Disappointing action heroes, but also Kat Dennings and John Goodman! Movies and TV

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: Fallout (2018) was a direct sequel to Rogue Nation in which the IMF learns the Syndicate is still running without its leader, and plotting to launch a nuclear terrorist strike so bad the world order will collapse so a better world can arise. Can Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and his team stop them when CIA spooks Angela Bassett and Henry Cavill (as stiff and uninteresting here as I found him in Enola Holmes) think Hunt might be the real mastermind?

On the plus side, the final fight with the bad guys is truly spectacular and I like that the terrorist strike shows some imagination (contaminating the watershed that provides drinking water for China and the rest of Southeast Asia). And this writes Cruise’s wife (Michelle Monaghan from the third film) out, presumably so Ethan can hook up with Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson) who also returns from Rogue Nation. On the downside, it says something I couldn’t even remember which mastermind was returning. And once again it appears the initial tape recording message is setting Hunt up, which happens ridiculously often in the movies (Bassett and Cavill lampshade this by pointing out how many times the government has failed or betrayed Hunt). Mostly, it just didn’t engage me — for all their flaws, the best Fast and Furious films are better. In any case, that’s it for this series until next year’s sequel. “I kill women and children with smallpox. I have no line.”

That said, Fallout was Star Wars compared to THE BATMAN (2022), in which Robert Pattinson’s Darknight Detective and Jeffrey Wright’s Commissioner Gordon try to thwart the Riddler, a serial killer murdering government officials involved in a vast coverup and conspiracy. Can Batman stop him? Is it even worth it if the system Batman protects is that corrupt?

Critic Christy Lemire describes this as a gritty 1970s crime thriller with Pattinson playing Taxi Driver‘s Travis Bickle more than Batman; I agree but unlike Lemire I don’t think it’s a good thing. Pattinson himself is unimpressive, playing Bruce Wayne like he was sleepwalking and giving voiceovers about Gotham crime like he was channeling Watchmen‘s Rohrschach. And the climax, with Gotham on the brink of destruction, has been a cliched third act for Batman movies since R’as tried bringing the city down in the first Nolan film. Color me very unimpressed, though Zoe Kravitz’ Catwoman adds some fun. “Since your justice is so select/tell me which vermin you protect.”

In the second season of DOLLFACE, Jules (Kat Denning), having regained her closest friends at the end of S1, now has to get a handle on the rest of her life — can she find a worthwhile boyfriend? A good job? And Madison, Stella and Izzy all have the same mission. As with the first season, this wraps up well, with the friends all in good places even if they haven’t figured it all out. I’ll be happy to see a third season. “That’s a lot to unpack — but I’ve now unpacked it and its really bad.”

I picked up a DVD of MATINEE (1993) just four years ago, then learned there’s a BluRay with lots of special features, so I ordered it. The story of Laurence Woolsey (John Goodman) premiering the giant bug film Mant! in Key West during the Cuban missile crisis was great fun to rewatch and the special features cover a lot of details about how much the movie draws on director Joe Dante’s life as a monster-movie loving nerd of roughly the same age as the kid protagonists. There’s also a short version of Mant! (Half Man — Half Ant — All Terror!) with more footage than the movie within the movie. Well worth buying. “One of you will have to go to the atomic destruction without Shredded Wheat.”

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This was a week. And it had days in it. And I worked on some of them.

Not enough, though. I succumbed to one of my weaknesses — knowing I wouldn’t meet most of my writing goals and that I wasn’t going to make my writing goals, I just threw up my hands and did even less.

I did get a lot of Leaf work done so I’m ending the month in good financial shape. But that was about. TYG and I had some stuff we had to get done Thursday so I blocked the day off for no-writing. When it turned out we were done in a couple of hours I was way out of the zone. My bad.

But now the month ends! The slate is wiped clean! Next week I shall have no excuse! And while I will be taking some time away (blood donation, among other things) I’ve already factored that into my schedule. Victory will be mine!

At least that’s what I tell myself.

Wisp laughs at my confidence, but what does she know?

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My question, upon seeing this Robert Stanley cover—

— why is the gorilla spying on this couple? Or is it just a gorilla mask?I will admit that it makes me curious about the story, though, so I guess it did its job.

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Undead sexist of the day: Suzanne Venker

Back in my teenage years, Phyllis Schlafly was the face of anti-feminism. As Paul Campos notes, she already had a long career in right-wing politics when she swung to opposing the Equal Rights Amendment as her signature issue. She struck gold and would be primarily known for advocating for male dominance ever after, insisting it was really, really good for women to let the man be the boss and stay home with his babies. In the grand tradition of antifeminist women, she did not follow her own advice, leaving her kids at home while she worked on her activism. Whether she was a shameless opportunist or rationalized the contradiction (“I want to stay home but America needs me!” or some such bilge) I don’t know.

Her niece Suzanne Venker follows in the same mold, an ambitious career woman who shits on other women for being ambitious career women, “too much like men. They’re too competitive. Too masculine. Too alpha.” Especially if they make more money than their husbands “because women tend to use that money as a means of control.” Men, of course, are known to use money as a means of control, particularly if they’re abusive, but Venker’s fine with that. After all, it’s against human nature (according to Venker at the same link) for women to be the family provider.

Sexual harassment? It’s women’s own fault for being in the workplace. Expecting men not to hit on them is saying “just ignore our breasts, our behinds, our perfume and our legs. Ignore the sound of our voices and the softness of our touch.” How is that reasonable? Of course, ignoring women isn’t the issue, it’s acting on it.

Venker has a double standard on education too. It was fine for her, because she went to college focused on her MRS degree, as it used to be called. But you young women today, ““you don’t go to college to find a husband; you go to find your own single life and your career.” That’s terrible! And it will cost you when you emerge with so much student debt no man will ever have you.

Likewise, despite her professional career, she tells other women there’s no way to be a wife, mother and professional. Sit back and let your husband be the breadwinner! You’ll be happy like the good old days, once you realize feminism “robbed you of what you naturally want: to be a wife, a mother, homebound.” Funny how Venker’s not homebound at all yet she seems perfectly happy.

Venker also loves to paint her trite misogyny as something edgy and daring, in the tradition of Bari Weiss and her intellectual dark web. She’s saying the things the mainstream media won’t tell you — if you overlook that she’s saying them on Fox, which is very much mainstream media. Venker ain’t broadcasting from a pirate radio station and nothing she’s saying is outside the mainstream. It should be; that’s the point of Undead Sexist Cliches, that this bullshit should have died long ago. Venker has found success helping to keep it alive.

If you’d like more on this topic, Undead Sexist Cliches is live in paperback on Amazon, with the Kindle version listed separately. It’s also available from multiple other ebook retailers.

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And this is how they got us to buy comics back in the day

Covers like this one by Dick Dillin. Or this one by Joe Kubert.They screamed that whatever was happening inside would be so much cooler than all the other books on the stands, Buy Me Now! I didn’t buy either of these but the competition was stiff every month. Lots and lots of cool covers, even if the stories inside didn’t match up (consider the synopsis for “Blackhawk’s Reign of Terror“)

The prevailing view now is that we’re going to buy our favorites regardless of the cover. The cover art is correspondingly less engaging. It’s one of the few things where I really do think it was better back in my youth.

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I was slightly less than today years old when I learned the term “ethnogothic”

One of the standard complaints about using ETs (or mutants or whatever) as metaphors for immigrants or minorities (e.g., Brother From Another Planet, Alien Nation) is that it’s inherently offensive: black (or gay, or trans) Americans are not monsters or aliens and the metaphor just others them (though some POC and gays disagree).

In an text piece in the back of BITTER ROOT: Family Business by David F. Walker, Chuck Brown and Sanford Greene, the essayist (I don’t remember their name) said one way around this is the “ethnogothic” approach. Rather than using the weird as a metaphor for minorities, use magic or SF to throw a fresh perspective on bigotry and racial issues.

The book concerns the Sangerye family, mages who fight against the Jinoo. Whenever someone becomes totally consumed by racism, they transform into a Jinoo monster; the Sangerye purge the hate and the monster out of them (I’m not clear whether this kills the bigots or not). This first TPB in the series involves a survivor of the Tulsa massacre who thinks the Sangerye way is too soft — he has his own plans for dealing with racists.

Bitter Root makes racists into monsters, literally and physically, but it doesn’t excuse them: the transformation into Jinoo comes from giving into hate, it doesn’t cause it. The book, set in 1920s Harlem, has no qualms showing how utterly malevolent the treatment of black Americans was in that era. It’s also solidly entertaining.

I can think of other examples that might qualify as ethnogothic. The CW’s Black Lightning, where metahumans manifesting in a black community, as one preacher points out, just give cops one more excuse to kill them. Lovecraft Country. Ballad of Black Tom, with its bleak despair of America ever improving, and the equally bleak Sidney Poitier movie Brother John.

“Ethnogothic” fits a trend I think I’d half-registered but never thought about collectively. I imagine I’ll have more examples to review down the road.

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Mike Lee and why Republicans hate democracy

Recent articles on the Jan. 6 coup attempt have highlighted how much Utah Senator Mike Lee supported the coup. At a minimum he was supportive of Republican states sending alternate slates of Trump-supporting electors to Washington as a means to keep Trump, the loser, from having to do what every losing president has always done — ceding power peacefully.

A month before the election Lee showed his colors, asserting “Democracy isn’t the objective; liberty, peace, and prosperity are. We want the human condition to flourish. Rank democracy can thwart that.” Vox frames this in the context of the “we’re a republic not a democracy” argument (and shows how that distorts the founders’ intentions) — but points out it’s alarming in the context of whether Republicans accept an election they use. Which, as we know, they didn’t.

I’ll concede Lee is correct: a democracy can thwart flourishing by electing bad, incompetent leaders. But there is no system that guarantees competent leaders. Monarchs, theocrats, military dictatorships can all produce horrible leaders and miserable living conditions without any democracy. The reason democracy matters is that it’s much easier to replace the incompetent rulers without violence. As Winston Churchill said, it’s the worst possible system of government except for the alternatives. Contrary to Lee, it’s not democracy or liberty, peace and prosperity. It’s democracy and all those things; in the long run, it’s the best approach to liberty, peace and prosperity for all.

But that’s why Lee and other Republicans don’t like it.

The fact is, Republicans are a minority party. Since 1988, they’ve won the popular vote in exactly one election, 2004. They have policies that are even more unpopular, like raising taxes on non-rich people. “Typhoid Ron” DeSantis’ feud with Disney may leave taxpayers in Central Florida having to pay off $2 billion in corporate bond debt, which works out to a $2,200 added charge per taxpayer. As Paul Krugman says, France’s far-right party at least felt the need to offer some policies favorable to workers; Republicans offer nothing except white male supremacy.

Understandably this isn’t a winning platform. Due to the electoral college, the two senators even the lowest population states get and to Republican control of redistricting (e.g., DeSantis using it to crush black voting strength in Florida) Repubs are in a much stronger position than they deserve. Even so, democracy is working against them so it’s not surprise they hate it.

And beyond that, some right-wingers hate democracy because that’s who they are. They simply want an authoritarian leader who will tell them black is black, white is white, and anyone who disagrees will pay a price. Right-wing preacher Tony Spell, for example, says Christian prophets should rule the country, telling the priests and politicians how they want — oh, sorry, he pretends they’ll be saying what God wants, not what they imagine or pretend God told them to do. JD Vance insists a fascist coup — he doesn’t call it that, of course — installing party loyalists in every government position would be so much better than the alternatives; it’s only the fake-news media that make people think there’s anything wrong with it!

Authoritarian leadership doesn’t give us liberty, peace and prosperity. It gives the people in power, whether secular or theocratic, liberty and prosperity; they’ll have the liberty to do whatever they want, without having to answer to their supposed social inferiors. It’ll be peaceful because the dissenters and protesters will have no choice but to stay quiet or get shot. If you’re in the 1 percent, and a thorough sociopath, that’s a great life. Not so peaceful, free or prosperous for the rest of us. Particularly if you’re gay, trans, a woman, POC or anyone else who has to be crushed down for male supremacy (Vance is emphatic that he’s creating a world in which his son can be a Real Man).

The same enthusiasm for being held unaccountable fuels their hatred of journalism. DeSantis’ decision to end tenure, making it easier to fire professors for questioning the regime. Their embrace of cancel culture in the form of banning books they don’t like.

The library conflicts inn that last link is a good example of the importance of democracy: we have an elite, unelected board meeting in secret to get books pulled off the shelves. As Vaclav Havel says, it’s not enough for modern tyrants to hold power, they have to shut down dissenting voices. Not because they’re a threat to the rulers’ power but because the rulers can’t tolerate people challenging their version of the truth. In the words of Walter Brueggemann, “every totalitarian regime is frightened of the artist. It is the vocation of the prophet to keep alive the ministry of imagination, to keep on conjuring and proposing futures alternative to the single one the king wants to urge as the only thinkable one.”

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Non-canonical takes on Superman, plus cartographers: books read

SMALLVILLE: Chaos and SMALLVILLE: Continuity by Bryan Q. Miller and multiple artists (Cat Staggs does the cover), wraps up the comic-book continuation of the Smallville TV series. At this point we’ve gone from No Flights, No Tights to a full alt.version of the DCU, which is fine by me but did upset some fans of the show.

The plot of both books concerns the Monitors attempting to bring about the Crisis on Infinite Earths, remodeling the entire multiverse including Superman’s Earth. When he and Lois get sucked into the multiverse, the other heroes struggle to hold on while Lex launches his own scheme for coming out on top. A spectacular, fun story that shows this has become something of a composite mythos, importing not only comic-book elements but characters such as Aya from the Green Lantern animated series. More fun than I found the series.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN: Generations by John Byrne starts with the two heroes as outlaws in 1939, then follows them every ten years to show how their world changes, sometimes colorful, sometimes grim, sometimes silly (Byrne’s cover at the right is for the goofy story elements of the 1950s). It’s one of Byrne’s better works, though very dark in spots; the ending with Lana, on the other hand, comes too far out of left field.

I picked up THE CARTOGRAPHERS by Peng Shepherd to see if it overlaps with my map-based fantasy Oh the Places You’ll Go! but I think they’re quite different. Protagonist Nell is an expert in old maps who lost her career after “the Junk Box incident.” Then she gets word her estranged father is dead and comes to believe he was murdered over a map — but it’s a cheap gas station map from the 1930s (the kind everyone used to navigate on trips before Google Maps) so what would the point be?

Nell’s struggle and the big secret are cool. Unfortunately Shepherd spends a huge chunk on the book on Nell’s parents and their friends and what happened when they discovered the secret. They simply weren’t interesting.

I do give Shepherd credit for not making this into a straight conspiracy thriller but the flashbacks ruined the book for me; there are also some serious plot defects I won’t divulge as they come with spoilers.

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Bill and Ted Get Vertigo! Movies viewed

As a fan of Keanu Reaves and Alex Winter as Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston, it was inevitable I’d watch the final film in the series, 2020’s BILL AND TED FACE THE MUSIC. It’s 25 years since the guys blew the world away with their concert at the end of BILL AND TED’S BOGUS JOURNEY and in that time they’ve crashed and burned, failed to create a world of peace and harmony, and failed to find day jobs. And their two daughters, Theodora (Samara Weaving) and Billie (Brigette Lundy-Paine) are just as much music-loving slackers as their old folks.

Time up guys: the future’s Great Leader (Holland Taylor) discovers that if the guys don’t play the song that unites the world by 7:17 PM that evening, history goes off the real and reality collapses. The guys set off on a desperate quest to find themselves in the future when they’ve already written the song; the Leader thinks she can salvage time by killing them instead. The end results show, like many series, the law of diminishing returns, but the returns are good enough I’m glad I caught it. “The Sahara Desert just materialized in San Dimas — Queen Elizabeth I is looking at it.”The first time I saw VERTIGO (1958) I’m pretty sure I didn’t get it; as the standard critical take is that it needs multiple viewings to appreciate it, it seems I’m not alone. A near-fatal fall during a rooftop chase leaves John Ferguson (Jimmy Stewart) afflicted with crippling vertigo that forces him off the force. A friend (Tom Helmore) asks John to shadow his buddy’s wife Madeleine (Kim Novak), who seems obsessed to the point of suicide with a woman of the 19th century. John falls hard for Madeleine and when she finally succumbs to the haunting and kills herself, he’s completely lost. Then he meets her exact double (again played by Novak) and begins recreating her into the image of his lost love.

As part of my Hitchcock rereading I can see this has resemblances to Rebecca and the upcoming Psycho with Madeleine, then John, haunted by a dead woman; I think it may also have some commonalities with the upcoming Marnie. While it’s still a movie that fascinates me more than entertains me, it is very fascinating. The special features on this DVD detail the restoration (like Rear Window the master print had decayed over the years and that Hitchcock at one point eliminated a key flashback revealing what’s really going on (the audience hated the results so he put it back). Barbara Bel Geddes plays’ John’s ex-fiancee best friend, who gives us an outside perspective on the strange relationship, though her character doesn’t entirely make sense (she’s clearly still into him, so why was she the one who ended their engagement?). “There’s one final hing I have to do, and then I’ll be free of the past.”

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As predicted, returning to average (maybe better).

As I said last week, bad streaks don’t last any more than lucky ones. While this wasn’t a stellar week, I did get quite a bit done.

Most notably I finished the first 25,000 words of my Impossible Takes a Little Longer rewrite and it’s surprisingly good. The surprising part is that after rewriting the first few chapters it goes in several new directions. That’s usually the point at which my rewriting breaks down and becomes a struggle. Instead it’s moving along nicely. A long way from polished, but a solid draft. I added about 12,000 words to what I’d already accomplished.

I also put in a little time on my Southern Discomfort rewrite. Still going well, and putting Maria’s scenes in first person still feels like the right choice.

That was pretty much it other than some Leaf bill-paying work. And getting a rejection on Glory That Was (sigh).  On the plus side, I sold something at Amazon, though I can’t yet see which book it was (I hate that about their publishing system). Oh, and over at Atomic Junkshop I squeeze one last blog post out of rereading 1964’s comics. As you can see from the above Wally Wood illustrations, it involves Daredevil vs … a matador? Plus a remarkable Superman story. Then I cross-posted an old one from this blog, on the travesty of the Will Smith/Kevin Costner Wild Wild West reboot.

In my persona life, I got the second Covid booster Tuesday. Arm hurt way more than previous shots but no other negative effects. Regrettably it didn’t hook my brain up to 5G internet either. Just think how easy it would be to download porn if nobody could see it! And my vertigo has decreased to the point I have only one more physical therapy appointment, a month from now.

In addition to all that, I would have liked to work on the short stories I’m working to finish. Falling behind on a novel, however, usually works out worse.

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