SPIDER-NOIR (2026) stars Nicholas Cage as Ben Reilly, a 1930s PI who once fought crime and injustice as the Spider, with powers acquired from Great War mad science experiments (he played an animated version of the same character in Into the Spider-Verse). After he failed to save his great love, Ben gave up superheroics for the life of a down-at-heels PI. Now, though things are changing as more superhumans show up.
First we have Flint Marko (Jack Huston) whose body can turn into sand. Then comes Lonnie Lincoln (Abraham Popoola), whose body seems stone hard and incredibly strong. Crimelord Silvermane (Brendan Gleeson) is watching these new players with interest, while also hiring Reilly to find the traitor in his organization. Further complications include shady singer Cat Hardy (Li Jun Li), and that both Ben’s secretary Janet (Karen Rodriguez) and reporter Robbie Robertson (Lamorne Morris) think Ben needs to suit up and take Silvermane down.
This is available in black and white and color both, though I couldn’t figure out the B&W option (I’d have preferred it). It was fun, with a solid cast and an interesting alt.version of the Spider-mythos. I was surprised that it actually shows people smoking as most period pieces these days skip that detail. “You told me yourself, Silvermane — never settle for what someone hands you.”
THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) is a very oddball mystery film in which, as the title suggests, the detectives are sheep. George Hardy (Hugh Jackman) is a sunny, sheep-loving shepherd — he only takes their wool instead of killing them for mutton — in the kind of small, cozy English village where murders happen frequently. Every evening he reads to his sheep from a mystery novel; Lily (Julia Louise-Dreyfuss) is invariably able to figure them out.
Then one evening, George winds up dead outside his small trailer, and wouldn’t you know there’s no shortage of suspects? The local butcher. George’s young heir. Doesn’t his lawyer (Emma Thompson) seem a little suspicious? And there’s a few other people George feuded with … When it appears the nitwit village constable is way out of his depth, Lily and the sheep decide to investigate. After all, how much harder can mysteries be in real life? While I spotted the murderer early on, this mix of cozy-mystery parody and funny-animal story works really well. With Patrick Stewart as an old ram. “Is there anyone in the world who hasn’t seen Return to Oz?”
I watched Alfred Hitchcock’s YOUNG AND INNOCENT (1937) about six years ago as part of my Hitchcock (re)watch. When the Carolina Theatre announced it as part of their own Hitchcock film festival, TYG and caught it on the big screen. She liked it too, though she was thrown by the blackface musical number at the climax.
After weirdly melodramatic marital spat (as Hitchcock Romance says, it’s a surprise it’s not part of a stage show or a film within the film), the wife turns up strangled. When young Tisdale (Derrick de Marnay) finds the body, he realizes his raincoat belt was the murder weapon he panics and runs, get caught and charged. Realizing his bumbling attorney will be no use, Tisdale goes on the run with the help of Erica (Nova Pilbeam), daughter of the local chief constable. Can they find out who stole his raincoat before the law catches up with them?
The plot doesn’t make much sense. Is any belt going to be that identifiable? Did the cops even try to locate the husband? But of course such considerations are secondary in a Hitchcock film. What works is the romance and the troubles the duo get into finding the truth. Unlike many of Hitch’s lovers-on-the-run films, such as The 39 Steps, where the hero has to drag the female lead along until she falls in love, Erica takes Tisdale’s side from the get-go. That makes for a lighter film but it works. “Haven’t you seen anyone with a twitch yet?”
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It feels like he really wants to be our indoor cat but can’t quite bring himself to do it. TYG loves him so much, she’ll be over the moon if he comes in and snuggles like Wisp does.
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But she’s still my cat and she’s welcome to stay in if she wants.
While I’ve heard Hitchcock discuss the difference between suspense and shock before — a bomb going off suddenly is a shock, knowing it’s there and counting down is suspense — his discussion of 

FRENZY (1972) owes a lot to 
The eighth season of FLASH started very poorly as everything seems to be going wrong for Barry with the various other Arrowverse superheroes stepping in to stop him. Then it turns out it’s an elaborate plot by Reverse Flash to change history, take over Barry’s life and cast him as the villain of the series. It doesn’t work but it was great watching him try.
I saw ads for STAND UP AND BE COUNTED (1972) as a teen but knew nothing about the film until I decided to catch it online early this month. Jacqueline Bissette plays a reporter assigned to cover the women’s liberation movement and the effect on her American hometown (her British accent is explained as something she picked up working in the UK). Initially skeptical, she begins to appreciate the movement’s principles, but can boyfriend Gary Lockwood embrace ideas such as doing half the housework and not putting his career first?
first caught it — for a Hitchcock film, let alone one about the Cuban Missile Crisis, there’s a real lack of tension and suspense. The film focuses too much on the nuts and bolts of espionage, feeling as if Hitch or Leon Uris (who wrote the source book) were telling an anti-Bond this-is-real-espionage story, bu I rather doubt it. It doesn’t help that the last third of the film, in which Stafford hunts down a Soviet mole, feels tacked on rather than tied to the main plot.
Paul Newman plays a nuclear-weapons physicist who horrifies his fiancee (Julie Andrews) when he apparently defects to East Germany. She tags along over his protests, unaware he has a hidden agenda: if Newman can trick a German scientist into divulging some key technical intel, he’ll be able to perfect an anti-missile missile that will make nuclear attack obsolete (this dream was around long before Reagan’s Star Wars project).
TEEN TITANS GO VS TEEN TITANS (2019) has the cast of the 2003-6 Teen Titans meet their counterparts from Teen Titans Go when both series’ Trigons merge (“I am Hexagon — no, not the shape!”), bringing the teams into a bemused encounter as they try to figure each other out (“They must be heroes, they’re so — tall!”). More fun than either of the Hitchcock films this week, with alt.versions including Funny Animal Titans, Baby Titans, an animated version of the live-action show and a brief cameo by the Wolfman/Perez team (though I didn’t spot the Silver Age team anywhere). Great fun, though I’m puzzled why the 2003 Robin is written to be as big a doofus as the Go! version. Weird Al Yankovic plays the Gentleman Ghost.“I like to think of you as a cool uncle … who’s not that cool.”

