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Nancy Drew rebranded: the first CW season (with spoilers)

The second half of Nancy Drew‘s freshman season delivered on the first half, but it also disappointed. Disruptions to production from the pandemic crisis mean the last four episodes got kicked over to next season so it wrapped up this week. It’s a satisfactory stopping point: enough stuff resolved to count as a season ender, but a couple of major elements left as cliffhangers.The season launched with the murder of wealthy Ryan Hudson’s wife, but by mid-season another murder had loomed equally important: Lucy Sable, a classmate of Ryan and Nancy’s father Carson, known as “Dead Lucy” after she jumped off a cliff for reasons unknown. At the midseason break, Carson was arrested as the killer; over the second half, Nancy cleared him, solved Tiffany Hudson’s murder and in the process learned Lucy’s ghost has been haunting her because they’re related. As in mother/daughter: Ryan and Lucy were lovers but the conniving Hudsons convinced Lucy he’d rejected her; after she gave birth she gave the baby to the Drews, then killed herself. One of the elements left hanging for next season is that Nancy’s not speaking to Carson right now, resenting that he’s lied to her his entire life.

The second element is that a spirit, the Aglaeca, that she and her friends (whom I think of as the Scooby Drews, but “Drew Crew” seems to be the name online) raised to get evidence to clear Carson. They didn’t deliver the blood price the Aglaeca required and at first it appeared to be very PO’d. Their attempts to placate the Aglaeca failed because, it turns out, they were placating the wrong entity: whatever they summoned is a human ghost, and so the ritual just enraged it. At the end of the episode, the death portents are getting more ominous, including Nancy seeing herself falling over the same cliff as her mother …

The point of this post is not to thumb up the series, though I really like it, but to look at the successful rebranding of Nancy (well played by Kennedy McMann) and her crew. Part of the change is the added diversity I’d expect from any 21st century take: George is Chinese-American, Ned’s black, Bess is a lesbian. The other part, which is less expected, is turning Nancy into a ghostbuster. Dead Lucy and the Aglaeca are only a couple of the spectres and entities haunting Horsehoe Bay, all of which seem to have taken an interest in the Drew Crew.

This doesn’t work for everyone — my brother says he’d have preferred Nancy crack the case and expose the ghosts as fake — but it does for me. I think that’s because even in her new, supernatural environment, Nancy’s still a detective. There are mundane murders and she cracks those; faced with the supernatural she investigates their origins, tries to identify the spirit, figures out its agenda and how to satisfy or thwart it without loss of blood. It’s no different from stopping a mortal killer, except for, you know, the perp is dead.

Making the series a contemporary version of the novels or the Bonita Granville films with greater diversity might have worked, but I think adding the supernatural side was a smart choice. Changes like this don’t always work: the more down-to-Earth Doc Savage of the post-WW II years doesn’t feel like Doc to me and DC’s The Snagglepuss Chronicles didn’t work at all. Nancy Drew pulls it off.

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Even in a pandemic, Republicans gotta be scum

Case in point, Republicans in Kentucky overrode the Dem governor’s veto and now require photo ID voting. But the offices for getting a photo ID are currently closed; funny how that works out. Oh, and the Trump Virus relief bill has some hidden provision to benefit the rich. The USPS, meanwhile, may run out of money because Republicans hate funding it (speculation on the reasons here).  Of course, Republicans have been trying for years to gut the government and Trump Virus is the result.

And we still have Republicans, such as Rep. Trey Hollingsworth, who figure it’s worth millions dying if the rich don’t lose money. Why yes, he is rich. While I know disease is not a judgment from god, I really would derive a shameful pleasure from seeing Hollingsworth and the others who make this argument come down with a bad Trump Virus case. A standard argument against stay-in-place is that we didn’t do it for Ebola or SARs, so it’s all political. But those diseases were either harder to spread or less lethal. And it seems the protests we’ve seen against Democratic pro-quarantine governors were coordinated by conservative groups, not spontaneous uprisings (more here). Small wonder judges such as Justin Walker figure deranged rants passing as judicial opinions are a good way to get noticed.

Trump lies a lot. He was on the Trump Virus from day one! We don’t need lots more testing because everyone’s getting better. His small-business pandemic loan program is cumbersome and slow. But hey, the administration paid $55 million for N95 masks to a bankrupt company with no relevant experience. And Vince McMahon, wrestling kingpin, is on the recovery team. No wonder states are searching for their own solutions. Of course, while Trump can’t force governors to reopen their states, he can withhold resources to pressure them. But even if they submit, I could see him refusing out of spite. Ditto him shutting down Congress to get some executive-branch positions filled, though as explained at the link, it wouldn’t benefit him much.

Meanwhile, Republicans continue to pretend they care about the federal deficit and a lack of civility in politics.

In other COVID news:

A post I’ve seen pasted and shared on FB claims that yeah, Trump may be crude and loud but he’s doing a fantastic job! Asking the right questions! Listening to the experts! All of which is a lie. To everyone posting a parroting that crap: you voted for Trump. You still support Trump. You helped break the country. Own it.

Billionaire Tilman Fertitta says he did the 45,000 workers he laid off a favor, because they’ll get unemployment that much quicker. With $4.8 billion, he could have given every one of them $50,000 and he’d still be a billionaire.

The Florida nursing home industry would like the governor to ban negligence lawsuits against them during this terrible and trying time.

Jim Bakker’s ministry is apparently floundering due to increasing troubles over pushing a quack Trump Virus cure. A bishop who refused to stay in place and boasted about preaching to packed pews is dead of COVID-19. Several more thoughtful Christian leaders reflect on Easter in a time of plague.

I keep seeing conservatives argue that as we didn’t shut down the country for SARS or MERS or swine flu, that proves the shutdowns are political! No, it’s because those disease either didn’t spread as easily or weren’t as lethal.

Food-delivery services struggle to cope with surging demand.

The far right and radical Islam are using the Trump virus to push their own agendas. Mike Pompeo is just as keen to push extremist Christianity. And abusers staying in place have easy access to their victims. Meanwhile, criminals and drug cartels are enforcing quarantines and distancing at the point of a gun.

My fellow Atomic Junkshop blogger, Greg Hatcher, blogs about his frightening situation.

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Comic-book trade paperback sequels and more! Books read.

SUPERGIRL: The Silver Age Vol. 2 by Jerry Siegel, Leo Dorfman and artist Jim Mooney starts with Supergirl, her powers restored from Kandorian scientist Lesla-Lar’s tampering, finally going public as Superman’s cousin and ally (there’s a continuity error in that Luthor learned about her in V1, but now he’s astonished she exists). This volume adds quite a lot of material to the Supergirl mythos: rather bland boyfriend Dick Malverne, Luthor’s long-lost sister Lena Thorul (very different from the CW show) and Comet the Super-Horse (what super-girl wouldn’t want a super-horse?) whose origin has to be read to be believed (he’s a centaur accidentally turned into a full horse, given super-powers by Circe, then trapped in space until Supergirl’s rocket ship freed him. Oh, and sometimes he can turn fully human and romance her). There’s also a new super-foe, Black Flame, a cunning admirer of Lesla-Lar (who shows up in this volume just long enough to die) but like her mentor, she didn’t see much use (she won’t return for another seven years). I enjoyed this, but YMMV.

BEASTS OF BURDEN: Neighborhood Watch by Evan Dorkin and Jill Thompson continues in the same vein as Animal Rites: supernatural forces are gathering around the Burden Hill subdivision and the local pets are struggling to keep the neighborhood safe. I don’t think this volume advances the overall series arc, but that’s okay. The stories are solid, the cast is engaging and I thoroughly enjoyed this.

I was disappointed, however, with UMBRELLA ACADEMY: Hotel Oblivion which brought back the Gerard Way/Gabriel Ba series after several years now that the Netflix series has given them a wider audience. The core of the story is the sinister Perseus leading an escape from the eponymous prison the team’s father-figure, Hargreeves, set up in another dimension. However there’s just too much going on to hold things together, including a space adventure, Viola learning to walk (apparently the old cliche that she just needs the will to get out of the wheelchair!), one character’s drug issues and a parallel world Academy. I’ll still be back for V4, but this wasn’t up to the first two books.

THE STORY OF ENGLISH by Robert McCrum, William Cran and Robert MacNeil was the companion to a 1980s PBS series, chronicling how Indo-European begat Anglo-Saxon which despite the linguistic pressure from the Norman conquest began transforming into the language we know today, with contributions from imperial conquest, black slaves, the American frontier and Australian aborigines (though according to one of my phrase-origin books “kangaroo court” is an Americanism not an Aussie-ism), while linguistic critics wonder if they can stabilize the language before all these additions corrupt it (the last chapter looks at the ways English is spinning off into potentially separate languages such as Spanglish). While this lacks the advantage the TV show offered of actually hearing the language, it’s a lot easier to look stuff up in this version; while missing the past thirty or forty years of linguistic change (“rap” as a form of music doesn’t come up), I found it well worth rereading.

SEA MONSTERS ON MEDIEVAL AND RENAISSANCE MAPS by Chet Van Duzer argues that the various monsters were less about realistic depiction of potential dangers and more about prettying up maps to make them more marketable. Van Duzer looks at several centuries of maps decorated with purely imaginary or supposedly real monsters (some depictions of a walrus look like a saber-tooth cat, and there’s one “octopus” that’s a giant lobster) which makes for lots of pretty images but nothing as fascinating in the text as other books on maps that I’ve read.

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Murders and Keira Knightley: this week in movies

THE END OF THE GAME (1975) is a German mystery drama (the German title translates into The Judge and the Hangman) directed by the late Maximilian Schell with an American cast: Donald Sutherland shows up first as a cop’s corpse, which leads terminally ill inspector Martin Ritt to investigate whether powerhouse industrialist Robert Shaw is behind the killing. Ritt, however, has his own agenda: years earlier, Shaw murdered a woman in front of him just to prove he could get away with it (“You know the autopsy said the bruise on her jaw came from striking the parapet.”) and Ritt has been waiting a long time to end the game … John Voight plays Sutherland’s ambitious replacement, who’s also interested in becoming his replacement with lover Jacqueline Bissett. This is well done, and darker than it appears, as everyone has an unsavory agenda; Shaw steals the show in a role that demonstrates how good a bad man he could be.“Sometimes things happen in our minds, sometimes things happen in reality. It is our job, Walter, as policemen, to separate the two.”

I can’t remember if I bought a bare-bones version of M (1931) to save money or because the sheer number of formats on Amazon confused me, but hey, it’s way better than the TCM to VHS to DVD copy already on my shelves. Fritz Lang directed this classic thriller starring Peter Lorré as a child-killer and (it’s implied) pedophile; with police cracking down on the underworld to find Lorré, the crooks decide to take matters into their own hands, partly because the idea they have anything in common with him offends them (“We break the law to survive — this beast has no right to survive!”). Roldohp thingy is part of the cast “If I were you, I wouldn’t make big speeches.”

THE DEATH OF STALIN (2017) throws the upper reaches of the party into confusion leading to a power struggle involving the sadistic Beria (Simon Russell Beale), Steve Buscemi’s seemingly wimpy Khruschev, Jeffrey Tambor’s uncertain Malinkov and Michael Palin’s Molotov. As good as I’d heard, demonstrating Ernst Lubitsch’s point that running a death camp takes no more sadism than a laundromat, as even Beria comes off more as a harried bureaucrat struggling to keep his job and negotiate the political infighting than a totalitarian devil. “Maybe the lamb is the people and the milk is socialism?”

LAGGIES (2014) is an indie film has Keira Knightley as a woman in her late twenties pushing back against the pressure to finally start adulting: her sense of humor remains juvenile, she’s unemployed and she’s less than thrilled about her boyfriend’s plans to finally tie the knot. When she impulsively buys underage Chloe Grace Moritz and her friends some beer, she bonds with them as a way out, holing up at Moritz’s house while her dad’s out of town and pretending she’s still a cool adolescent.

As Odie Henderson says, a male protagonist in this situation would have run wild with a vengeance, like Seth Rogen’s character in Knocked Up. But female characters aren’t supposed to do that, so Knightley just dithers and has angsty conversations with Moritz before the latter’s dad Sam Rockwell enters her love and proving all Knightley needed was the right man. The acting is good, but the movie’s forgettable; Tiny Furniture tackled similar territory better. “Have you ever been drunk at a party where everyone else is sober — or maybe they’re drunk and you’re the sober one?”

Bonus: I have a review of where I think Justice League went wrong up on Atomic Junkshop.

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Cats, distractions and undead sexist cliches: My week at work

This was a somewhat frustrating week. Despite working in the middle of the night when I couldn’t sleep and getting up early generally, I actually fell short of my desired 35 hours. Extra dog walking and multiple food and item deliveries sucked up a surprising amount of time. Worse, in the time that was left, I sometimes wound up too frazzed to focus and working in too-small bursts of time to build up any steam. Can’t be helped though: TYG’s job is less flexible than mine so I can adjust my schedule more easily (my boss is very understanding). I really must find ways to keep my focus despite distractions, though. Particularly when Leaf work gets started again — for some reason that suffers in the current environment more than anything else.

On the plus side, it seems I can work with Wisp snuggling in my lap.

So what did I get done? Well, I finally got the abortion/birth control chapter of Undead Sexist Cliches worked out and footnoted. I had to rearrange it a lot to work logically and clear up a lot of repeated information, plus adding some scientific detail (no, abortions do not cause breast cancer or depression). I also made a rough outline of Chapter Nine, on the concept of a sexual marketplace (the assumption women are supposed to trade sex for marriage). That should make it easier when I start on it next week.

I finished a couple of chapters of Impossible Takes a Little Longer. Now I’m up to the climax, but the changes I’ve made already will mandate more changes; one character who played a major role is dead, for instance, so not so major. I want this draft done this month.

I read my revised version of The Glory That Was to the writers’ group Tuesday night and got generally favorable responses. The big change from the previous draft was shifting from third person to multiple first-persons, and it seems to have worked. However there was a general consensus the opening was too rushed for anyone to find their feet, so that’ll be my primary concern on the next draft.

Oh, and over at Atomic Junkshop we’re suffering some puzzling tech problems. One post I made this week vanished, came back and now it’s vanished again. Very annoying.

Have a great weekend. Here’s another photo of Wisp, scrunching her eyes shut in response to getting petted.#SFWApro. Photos are mine.

 

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So what exactly is the expression on her face?

This cover by Zuckerberg intrigues me because the woman’s face expresses such anomie: when will this war be over? God, everything is so meaningless and boring!But then again it could just as easily be she’s sad. Or as a couple of my friends said, really fed up with the soldier (“He’s staring at my butt — and he didn’t even bring me good wine!”).

What do you guys think?

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It’s the end of the American century — and of America too?

The 20th century was the “American century” for a variety of reasons. We played a major role in ending WW I and in WW II (though the USSR’s fighting on the Eastern Front was probably more important). As a nation that hadn’t been bombed (besides Pearl Harbor) or invaded, we emerged from the Second World War in great economic shape. While we did many horrible things during the Cold War (overthrowing multiple democratically elected governments and putting in despots), we also helped relieve ravaged Europe with the Marshall Plan, and organized an airlift to keep Berlin going after East Germany cut off access. We gave the world TV, popular movies, rock-and-roll and put a man on the moon. An immigrant arriving in the country with no money or a kid who’d dropped out of high school could still land a job and become a success, at least to the point of putting a roof over their head and their family’s (if the kid was black, of course, it was a damn sight tougher).

Not so much any more. Eonomic mobility is dying: the poor can’t move up, the rich are protected from falling by the glass floor. Our economy increasingly rewards the people in finance who push papers and move money around than the people actually doing the work (including the supposedly essential grocery workers and such). Our infrastructure is crumbling, our medical system is overpriced with poorer outcomes than many nations and our maternal death rate is the highest in the developed world). We’re turning into a rich failed estate.

Internationally, Trump’s been vigorously shredding our alliances, agreements and treaties and our handling of the Trump Virus is wrecking them further.  I wouldn’t mind us backing off being the world’s policeman — we’ve done horrible things as well as good — but I’d rather do it without alienating the rest of the world. And I suspect it’s less about withdrawing than that 21st century Republicans much prefer using brute force to negotiating or working out alliances. Former Veep Dick Cheney, for instance, had his macho posturing moment where he declared (quite untruthfully) that “we don’t negotiate with evil — we destroy it!” As Iraq and Afghanistan proved, that’s a clumsy, ineffective approach.

George MacDonald Fraser has written what a seismic shock the loss of the British Empire was to his generation; I wonder if we’ll see that here. When Japan outperformed us economically 30 years ago, it led to a major freakout portraying good business as an act of war, Pearl Harbor II (Michael Crichton’s racist Rising Sun, for instance). Then again, people who believe in American exceptionalism accept America is “the greatest country in world” regardless of what we actually do. So perhaps they won’t care.

As for the survival of America itself … well we have open calls from Canadian white supremacist Faith Goldy for white America to secede and form its own nation. Goldy is, of course, a chickenhawk — I guarantee she has no intention of putting herself on the front lines to make it happen — and it’s not like most of Trump’s aging base of support are ready to take up arms either. Despite all the tough talk that Virginia passing new gun legislation would trigger civil war, it didn’t happen (instead, look at the results).

But Republicans are doing everything they can to restrict the vote including exploiting the Trump Virus to do it (though in Wisconsin they lost); one bullshit artist proposes (not seriously I think) that the U.S. force all liberals to live in California, then strip them of voting rights. And prioritizing supplies in the crisis based on how thoroughly Trump’s ass is kissed. This is civil war by other means: it doesn’t divide the country into separate states, but divides us between the minority with the right to vote (Trump’s own agenda) and a minority that will impose its white/male/Christian supremacist views on everyone else.

Speaking of which we have California’s Gov. Gavin Newsom declaring that as federal government isn’t providing equipment to deal with the Trump Virus, California, as “a nation state,” will take care of its own and possibly export to other states. As California isn’t a nation, that’s generated a lot of questions about what he meant. The article at the link speculates (I’ve heard similar thoughts before) that some Dems may be ready to pay back Republicans in their own coin: if they’re going to ignore the rules, the rules they make aren’t binding either. If California goes ahead and ignores Trump and the Supreme Republican Court, what will the feds do? Marijuana legalization might be a forerunner: the feds still count it as a dangerous drug but lots of states don’t care.

Either way, I suspect the concept of the United States by mid-century will be very different from what we see today.

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Things I learned from John Carter’s commentary track

When I rewatched John Carter (2012) recently I also listened to the full commentary track (first time was a Netflix DVD, and I didn’t have time for most of it).  I think director/writer Andrew Stanton and the other commenters have some good advice for writers.

•Make the battles advance the story. Stanton says he really tried to make the battles, even before the big finish, advance the plot. The Zodangans shooting Dejah Thoris down brings her and John together. The battle in the arena (a truly spectacular piece) is a turning point where John rallies the Tharks to fight for Mars. The scene where he saves Dejah and Sola from the Warhoon reflects his character arc: he lost his family while he was away at war, he refuses to let his friends die now. All have a reason besides the action. Doc Savage author Lester Dent makes the same point: “Action must do more than advance the hero over the scenery.”

It’s advice to keep in mind when I redraft Impossible Takes a Little Longer as I’ve added a lot of action that really doesn’t do more than that.

•You don’t have to explain everything. Stanton says that one of his templates in writing John Carter was historical movies: the camera shows you something amazing in the background, like cathedral construction or slaves working on something, but films don’t stop to explain every detail, they just let us see it’s there. As someone who gets easily bored where writers fill in all the details, I’m with Stanton on this, though of course books don’t have the same visual impact movies do. And as I’ve said before, how much is enough is a judgment call, not a quantifiable rule.

•Be careful which scenes you skip. Stanton says they originally cut from the climactic defeat of Zodanga to the John/Dejah wedding; no need to actually detail the proposal, the wedding said it all, right? When they showed the film to the test audience, the women watching all complained that they never got a scene where the leads expressed their feelings. Stanton and his cowriters went back and put one in and yes, it works.

•As I’ve said before, it’s okay to look back at the past but don’t stare. Stanton said he wrote Dejah Thoris as a woman he’d fall in love with today: a skilled swordswoman and scientist working to save Helium from Zodanga but forced to marry the tyrant of Zodanga to bring about peace. Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Dejah Thoris was neither fighter nor scientist, but Stanton said he wrote her as a woman he’d want to be with now, not the woman he fell in love with when he was 12. That’s good advice for anyone going retro, I think.

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Pulp and paperback covers for Tuesday

Robert Gibson Jones shows us the only way to stop a bad man with a dragon is a good man with a red-bearded giant.Robert McGinnis showing what used to be a standard pose for women on hardboiled PI paperback covers.

A couple by Earle Bergey showing his odd sense of SF women’s fashion.Bob Maguire and Engel contribute this one, which for some reason sticks with me.Here’s another Bob McGinnis hardboiled cover, though the woman looks like she belongs in some kind of zombie horror story instead.This rather bizarre one is uncredited.Another uncredited cover with another woman in  the bad-girl pose.Gerald Gregg provides this interesting mystery cover.

James Meese gives us a tough-guy mystery novel.Jeff Jones portrays Fritz Leiber’s modern horror as if it were a paperback Gothic romance of the time. I wonder if anyone who bought it was disappointed?#SFWApro. All rights to covers remain with current holder.

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And it’s another Trump Virus news roundup

In late February, President Tinybrain claimed that the Trump Virus cases would soon be down to zero because he’d done such an awesome job. He now insists nobody had briefed him on how many people were going to become infected. And he’s still freaking out that anyone denies his crisis performance has been perfect. Trump also claims that his stopping travel from China was perfect, a big, life-saving game changer, but it wasn’t an effective travel ban. And the federal government is now seizing medical supplies from hospitals without explanation. Since red-state Republican governors who’ve toed the Trump line are getting hit too, I’m baffled what the angle is, but I’m sure Trump has one.

Evil, of course, is making hay while the sun shines, as they say. Red states are claiming abortion is nonessential, so going to a doctor violates stay-in-place orders. The Supreme Court isn’t supporting mail-in ballots as an alternative to in-person voting, because as Trump himself admitted, more voters means less Repubican victories (LGM adds some commentary). The right-wing Heritage Foundation wants to set the terms for the post-Trump Virus recovery. And the Religious Right is backing parts of the stimulus that will pay pastors’ salaries while being exempt from any conditions such as nondiscrimination requirements.

The stupid and evil: Bill O’Reilly claims he’s just a simple man speaking the truth when he says Trump Virus victims around the world were on their last legs so it’s no big deal. And Rush Limbaugh claims that flu shots aren’t a real vaccine.

The smart: Bill Gates discusses where we go from here. And the WaPo rounds up more suggestions on how we can adapt, from ways to find more doctors to using prepaid cards instead of stimulus checks.

If grocery-store workers and delivery drivers are essential, why is their pay crap?

Black men worry that if they wear masks for their health, they’ll be seen as criminals.

Now, some less political stuff:

One of my Atomic Junkshop co-bloggers recommends Alan Brennert for reading during isolation.

Which cleaning products are good for countering COVID-19?

Is social isolation getting to you?

Exercise routines you can do at home. Though in my case, not the pushups —too much strain on my impinged shoulder.

Camestros Felapton on the role of the arts in a time of plague.

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