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Identity crises of women in refrigerators (#SFWApro)

identitycrisis1I was never that impressed with the miniseries Identity Crisis when it came out back in 2004-5, but I wasn’t entirely sure why. Having reread it recently, I think I have it figured out (cover art by Michael Turner, all rights with current holder). And if anyone cares, full spoilers follow.

The short answer: “A love letter to the silver age” shouldn’t involve the rape and murder of a likeable Silver Age character or showing how all that Silver Age idealism is just a load of baloney.

The longer answer? Read on …

As the first issue opens, we have Elongated Man (Ralph Dibney) telling his fellow hero Firehawk about how much he loves his wife Sue. We also see Ray (The Atom) Palmer thrilled that his wife seems to be warming up to him again (she had an affair some years ago, then they divorced).  We see about two pages of Sue preparing a party for him, then she’s killed and burned to death.

The Justice League rallies round, offering support, investigating the case and trying to figure how the world-class security they have for their families could have been breached. Ralph, no slouch of a detective himself, realizes the killer was Dr. Light and recruits a team to get that long-time JLA-foe. Wally West (this was back when he was still Flash) asks for an explanation. He learns that several years earlier, Light stumbled across Sue and, frustrated by his repeated defeats at the League’s hands, raped her.

But there’s much, much more! After the League takes him down, Light gloats that it’ll be easy to find Sue again, as she and Ralph don’t have secret identities. And he’ll find all their families and do the same! A worried Ralph convinces League sorceress-in-residence Zatanna to zap Light’s mind so he can’t do this again, which has the minor effect of turning Light from a formidable foe to a moron. Green Arrow tells Wally that the League has been wiping minds for years, every time a villain discovered their identity (which is, I note, Silver Age canon, they did it quite routinely when the villain didn’t lose their memory by accident), but this was a step further …and one too far for Batman, who objected, and had to get mindwiped about his memory of it.

A terrified Light hires Deathstroke to defend him and Deathstroke improbably takes out the entire League, only to lose when they counter-attack. But then Dr. Midnight, the surgeon turned super-hero performing the autopsy, reveals that based on his examination Sue was dead before her body burned.

More attacks on the Leaguers’ loved ones take place. Someone tries to strangle Jean, which leads to Ray rushing to protect her, and then to them falling back into bed together. Tim Drake’s (Robin at the time) father is killed by Captain Boomerang’s son. Everyone draws closer to the people they care about … and then Midnight discovers tiny footprints in Sue’s brain. Like the ones Ray Palmer would make if he’d used his atom-powers to shrink down, climb into her head and stomp around some.

But it turns out it’s not Ray, it’s Jean. Desperate to win Ray back, she figured that if she stole his tech and injured Sue (the death was an accident), he’d come rushing to protect her. Of course, it’s established at the start of the series that he still loves her madly (she left him, remember?) so a dinner invitation would have worked, but no problem—she’s crazy! She’s cuckoo! Stark raving bonkers! And winds up committed to Arkham Asylum (and would later become the new Eclipso, but that’s another story).

So there’s the plot. Next up, the holes.

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Rape, maternity care, prayer breakfasts and other political links

The arc of the universe sometimes does tend toward justice, as in this story of a black woman in the 1950s who sued a racist pastor (he informed her he didn’t want blacks on “his” sidewalk) and won.

•A writer at Glen Beck’s website argues that the pill is bad for women because it violates their fundamental nature and allows men to have free sex (an old Undead Sexist Cliche). More surprisingly, Rick Santorum says if government provided birth control free, then no business wold be forced to over it by insurance. Easy to say when you’re not in a position of authority, of course, but still noteworthy.

•Some conservatives also hate the fact that insurance has to provide maternity coverage under the Affordable Care Act. As Echidne points out, one of the reasons is that non-employer based insurance (i.e., individual policies) are much less likely to offer maternity coverage. One of the arguments against mandatory coverage is that “having children is a choice” which is an odd argument since the same wing of the Republicans seems determined to give women as little choice as possible in the matter, other than saying virgin (or, as someone once joked, going down on your partner, the original oral contraceptive). Still more here.

•Obama exposes his Muslim, Christian-hating heart by mentioning the inquisition and the Crusades at the National Prayer Breakfast. Me, I say good for Obama (and once again, I suspect he’s thinking he has nothing to lose for the next two years). Hullabaloo adds some discussion. Alternet notes that burning people alive is hardly something ISIS came up with. Digby adds more, including some links.

•It shows the arbitrariness of our government’s supposed determination to fight tyranny everywhere that while Washington worries about ISIS, it’s not moving to help Zimbabwe or investigate Saudis.

•An interview with a men’s rights activist.

•Digby points out that even extremists are voters with the right to support the candidate of their choice against an incumbent. Which is something elected officials really resent. One politician fighting for a gerrymandered district said that he’d been promised he would never have to face a serious challenge from the other party ever again; Sen. Joe Lieberman’s attorney once described an attempt to unseat the senator in the primaries as akin to terrorism. Speaking of which, an Oklahoma politician wants to ban district attorneys from prosecuting elected officials.

•A look at what happens as the 1 percent become visitors at Burning Man.

•Some Republicans still think that rape is a beautiful way for God to give women a baby.

•A politician proposed adding a Latin motto to Vermont’s English motto. OMG, some people are outraged … because they thought Latin meant Latino. Why don’t they learn to speak English? Don’t Latinos realize that when in Rome, you do as the Romans do (yes, this was an actual comment).

•Red Bull argues that a drink called Old Ox is infringing on its trademark because oxen and bulls are too much alike.

•The bad news about digitally wired cars? No protection against hackers.

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I haven’t had much time to read anything but graphic novels (#SFWApro)

The side effect of being so productive at work, is less time to read, sigh.

THE GIGANTIC BEARD THAT WAS EVIL by Stephen Collins is the story of Dave, an amateur artist in the utterly, irrationally orderly city of Here (in contrast to the feared chaotic realms of There) who discovers an unruly hair on his face that grows, and grows, and grows … Familiar themes of Order vs. Freedom, but entertainingly done, if not that deep.

18465601THE SHADOW HERO by Gene Luen Yang and Sonny Liew is a delightful story about Hank, a young man in Chinatown who becomes a reluctant super-hero, the Green Turtle, with the help of an elderly turtle spirit that used to live in his father’s shadow. Remarkably entertaining and charmingly goofy, this was inspired by an actual Golden Age hero who was reputedly the first Chinese super-hero in comics. According to legend, the creator and the publisher disagreed, which is why we never see the Turtle’s face in the old stories; there’s one reprinted here and it is remarkable how his face is constantly obscured. Cover art by Sonny Liew, rights with current holder.

SHAZAM by Geoff Johns and Gary Frank suffers from the same problem I had with Judd Winick’s Trials of Shazam, it’s a good story in its own right but it strays too far from the original. This has teenage Billy Batson become host for the power of magic in the modern world, drawing the wrath of his predecessor as Champion of Magic, the evil Black Adam (though we never really learn why he’s called “Black” Adam in this version). Another problem is that like most of the New 52 costume redesigns, this one stinks—it looks like both Adam and Shazam (as Cap is now labelled) are wearing hoodies.

COURTNEY CRUMRIN: The Night Things by Ted Naifeh tells how tween Courtney is forced to move with her obnoxious, social-climbing parents into their aging relative Aloysius’ spooky old house where the kid tumbles into the world of the supernatural. Naifeh seems to be shooting for the idea that childhood is haunted and nightmarish all by itself, but Courtney’s too unlikable an outsider for this to click with me.
FAIREST: In All the Land by Bill Willingham and multiple artists is the best book in the Fables world I’ve read in a while. Someone begins murdering the most beautiful women of the Fable community, so Cinderella is called in against her protests to investigate (“I’m a spy, not a detective. It’s a different skill set.”). What follows is thoroughly absorbing and one way or another, wraps up a number of character arcs, probably reflecting Fables itself winds up after a couple more TPBs.
A good job.

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And stuff that’s almost outside the book’s boundaries (#SFWApro)

TENCHI THE MOVIE 2: Daughter of Darkness (1997) looked like a contender as it starts with Tenchi meeting what appears to be his daughter, resulting in much speculation among his harem about which woman is Mommy. However the girl turns out to be a clone, as part of a scheme by an old lover of Tenchi’s grandfather (“The darkness in love with the light, isn’t that funny?”). Not the series’ best. “What kind of DNA produces real silver?

UNDERMIND (2003) has a drunken, self-indulgent lawyer and a musician/petty crook change minds in what’s never presented as a parallel world story, but clearly isn’t just one of them hallucinating. The protagonist is too stiff in his roles, but this isn’t bad. “Perhaps you’re at the wrong building—there’s no-one here by that name either.”

MV5BNDg2NTgxODQ0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzg1MTU1MQ@@._V1_SX214_AL_THE DEATHS OF IAN STONE (2007) is an excellent little horror film in which the eponymous protagonist tries to figure out why he keeps getting killed and resurrected to increasingly crappy realities (from hot-shot collegian to office drone to unemployed to druggie …), and who the mysterious “They” are doing all the killing. The question for me is whether “altering reality” in this context counts as changing history (even though he does seem to have a different personal history with each reboot). Either way, a good one though.“They will do terrible things to her—and then it’s the end of you.”

(All rights to image with current holder)

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But here are some good things (#SFWApro)

DOCTOR WHO: The Mind Robber is a delightfully weird one in which the Second Doctor, Jamie and Zooey are trapped in a world of unreality where they encounter Lemuel Gulliver, Medusa, shapeshifting doors (“A door is not a door—if it’s a jar!”) and 21st century comic-strip characters (“I can’t disbelieve in someone I’ve never heard of.”). I remembered this one with fondness and it doesn’t disappoint. “Sword, sword, sword … words!”

THE YESTERDAY MACHINE (1963) ain’t good, but it is more interesting than anything in the previous post. Two college kids are attacked by Civil War soldiers in the woods, which leads a local reporter and a cop (played by one time Western star Tim Holt) to discover a Nazi mad scientist perfecting time-travel so that he can rewrite the outcome of WW II. Unfortunately this is the kind of low-budget film that pads the running time outrageously, from a dance number mid-film to the villain’s lecture on Nazi genius and “spectro-relativity.”

BLUE YONDER (1985) has a kid travel back to the 1920s to stop his grandfather (Peter Coyote) making the transatlantic flight attempt that will kill him. While a subplot involving crooks stealing the time-machine feels recycled from the worst of Disney’s live-action comedies, the body of the movie works well thanks to Coyote’s talent. For a family-centric time-trip, this is unusual in that it doesn’t give the lead any greater understanding of his parents (e.g. “Wow, now that I know how hard it was growing up with your father dead, I respect you more.”). With Art Carney as an eccentric. “I’m going to follow my instincts.”

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I’ve had better movie-viewing weeks (#SFWApro)

TIMEGATE: Tales of the Saddle Tramps (1990) is a soft-core fantasy in which two bored housewives get transported back to 1888, unwind with lots of sex, then return to now to discover they’ve apparently adjusted the timeline enough they’re getting lots of sex in the present too. One of those films where the plot does nothing but string sex scenes together, so if that’s what you’re looking for, you’re in luck (I wasn’t). “A timeline is something you don’t want to mess with.”

IN THE NAME OF THE KING 3: The Last Mission (2014) is a stripped-down version of 2: same basic plot (modern soldier thrown back to medieval times to battle magic and save freedom), but without any of the precedent’s detailed backstory—unlike 2‘s Rutger Hauer, Purcell just stumbles into the adventure without any tie to the past (the reasons he has a mystic tattoo are never really explained). Unimpressive mindless action.“I will kill you as I killed your mother.”

CONCEIVING ADA (1997) aspires to art but doesn’t achieve it. Instead we’ve got a hybrid SF/biopic story in which a computer researcher (and boy, are her cutting-edge computer images clunky!) peers through time (“Information waves never totally disappear.”) to witness her idol, 19th-century mathematician Ada Lovelace (Tilda Swinton). This will do fine in the appendix as the time-travel element is inconsquential; the ending in which the protagonist clones Ada’s mind and implants it in her newborn daughter is frankly creepy (as witness the logical double-bill that occurs to me is Demon Seed). “What if direct contact is possible at the borders of the physical world?”

ACTION REPLAYY (2010) is a Bollywood Back to the Future in which the protagonist uses an eccentric inventor’s time machine to visit the 1970s (it shows the cultural gap that while he’s thrilled at the sight of 1970s Mumbai, I can’t see the difference) in the hopes of turning his squabbling, divorcing parents’ union into a true love match. Very old-school on How to Win a Girl, and very long at two hours-plus. “Girls are the basic root of sorrow—their beauty is a trap.”

S. DARKO (2009) is the quasi-sequel to Donnie Darko in which Donnie’s sister Sam goes walkabout after the previous film’s tragedy, winding up in a small southern town where she finds lots of weirdness (this is very heavy on reusing the visuals of the first film) before she rewinds time, unmakes everything that happens and goes home. I wouldn’t recommend this even if I loved the first film.“In high school, if you’re not invisible, you’re an asshole.”

After appearing as a near-future bounty hunter in something called Future Force, David Carradine returns in FUTURE ZONE (1990), in which he finds himself targeted for death for crossing The Wrong People but saved repeatedly by the cocky new bounty hunter in town, who turns out to be Carradine’s future son (“I was supposed to die today, wasn’t I?”). Doing this from the POV of the father rather than the time-traveling child is a plus, but I suspect that was to minimize any changes to the first film’s formula—the core of this film is still Carradine giving a bad performance and blowing shit up real good. “You have the right to die. Use it.”

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It seems there’s always a joker in the deck (#SFWApro)

batman44The joker this week being car trouble Thursday. Which lead to arranging towing, arranging a rental car, going to get rental car … so Thursday afternoon was largely shot and I was too exhausted by evening to make up for it.

Despite that, however, this was a really productive week.

•I made my Demand media quota except for one article.

•I got in 90 minutes of fiction (I wanted another 90, but the Thursday mess erased that). I used them to rewrite the opening of Impossible Takes a Little Longer so I can read it to the writing group next week. I’m satisfied with the novel as is, but tightening up the opening couldn’t hurt when shopping it around.

•Watched 10 movies for the book.

•Submitted a nonfiction query… which got a Thanks But We Just Did That One response (annoyingly I’d had this idea in mind for months, just couldn’t get to it).

•Got a Please Send Me More Stories from the new editor of F&SF. Now I just have to write a story that fits the magazine … Still, that’s a more favorable response than I’ve gotten from them before.

•Submitted for two new freelance gigs.

And all that’s despite taking extra time to walk the Plush One (when TYG couldn’t get to him) and some crazy late nights: TYG’s schedule kept her out late, and it’s no longer possible for her to slip into bed without waking me, not with the dogs. So I try staying up late and writing, which gets the work done, but I just don’t sleep very late in the mornings, no matter when I stay out.

I did try some new things in my schedule. One was to start work the minute I get up, on the theory it’ll get a jump on the day. I can’t say it really helps much, but I may try it again.

Another was to block off 30 minutes every morning and do non-writing stuff. This worked quite well. It didn’t hurt my schedule much (I incorporate my fifteen-minute mid-morning break into it) but it did allow me to tackle several things I needed to do for Mum, and a couple for myself.

I suppose that in a sense good, productive weeks are inevitable, just like bad days are. Except that bad days just sort of happen; even though statistically I’m bound to have an above-average week every so often, that doesn’t negate the fact I have to work to make that week happen. It’s just not as random as the bad week. So I’ll take pride as I knock off for the week in having done darn well.

(Cover art by Jim Mooney. All rights to current holder).

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Complementarianism and other links

Conservative Christian sexists (not that the religious right or Christianity has a lock on this) that they’re not about sexism, they’re about complementarianism: Women have rights and roles and men have to respect them and vice-versa. Only as Echidne points out, that doesn’t mean any sort of equality: secular and religious conservatives alike have insisted that women’s special role is the home and not the workplace, politics or the military (or even the voting booth). Which is bad for women (or men) who don’t fit the box they’re “supposed” to belong in. Worse somewhere like Saudi Arabia where even driving is considered outside women’s sphere. I have a past post on the topic here.

And of course, women don’t get much say in what their chosen sphere should be. It’s something decided by a small coterie of men. So it’s no surprise that men end up getting the choicest cuts of the steak.

•In response to the current flap over vaccinations, Rand Paul says that since parents “own” their kids, government can’t mandate vaccinations. Of course as Digby points out at the link, that ownership is reversed when abortion is the topic and suddenly the child owns the mother and has 100 percent of the rights. Unfortunately he’s not the only politician willing to curry favor with anti-vaccination activists. As Digby says at the second link, most of the parents are probably sincerely trying to do what’s best for their kids, but there’s no excuse for the pols.

•A new theme for the anti-gay movement: Gay parents have to adopt, which rips a child away from its parents, which is wrong! And requires declaring that some women are unfit mothers, whose babies should be taken away and given to some smug gay couple. While I don’t dispute there are issues with surrogate motherhood and adoption, those are hardly because gay couples will steal straight women’s babies—they apply just as much in straight cases. So either the author (it’s not a direct link) is pulling a fast one and hoping we don’t notice or she’s generally anti-adoption (the idea Only Biological Parents Are Worthy has cropped up now and again on the right, particularly anywhere gays have legal rights to adopt).

•How to fix the transportation budget? Don’t raise gas taxes, cut funds for pedestrians and bikes so we have more for the almighty car! I’m not entirely surprised—any transportation solution that deviates from cars, cars, cars tends to freak people out. Even private walkable developments sometimes trigger outrage as if the developers had suggested the government swoop in and confiscate everyone’s vehicles. And our local paper back in Fla. used to complain whenever government suggested spending money on anything but more roads for more cars because, tourism! Development! (While nominally libertarian, the Daily News’ was always enthusiastic with government money going to development).

•After an argument, a TSA agent allegedly lies about a passenger making bomb threats, then has him arrested.

•Bud Roth, a Franklin County, Va. wedding officiant—an official county position—first informs a couple that he won’t marry them at the courthouse, only at his church. Then he refuses to marry them at all because they’re an agnostic and an atheist.

First point: You work for the state, you don’t get to deliver services based on what you think God wants. Second: Insisting they use his church (and pay for it, apparently) seems like a little small-town scam.

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Book Reviews: This Time They’re All Personal (#SFWApro)

An anthology of me, two books by friends.

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Edited by James Palmer and Jim Beard, BETRAYAL ON MONSTER EARTH (cover by Eric Johns, rights to current holder) is the sequel to Monster Earth  in which Everything Changes due to a)science discovering the gene which creates monsters and b)an apocalyptic cult using the gene to create new, more terrifying monsters in the hopes of plunging the world into chaos before a monstrous god-thing arrives from the stars. In addition to my story, we have one about a gigantic parakeet, an introduction to Israel’s monster and a corporation realizing that with the “Unagi” gene, businesses can own monsters as well as governments. I look forward to seeing where the next volume goes (I’m presuming it’s the Earth kaijin vs. the terror from beyond).

22558335PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS: Grandchildren of Liberty Book One by D.G. Bagwell (a member of my writing group) is easiest for me to review by splitting in two. On the one hand, we have the straight, rather Heinleinesque adventure plot: a mix of scientists and military men fleeing a dystopian US govenrment have founded a New America on the parallel world of Segundus, from which they’re now beginning to take the fight to the government. This part works well (though I admit it’s the kind of SF I don’t usually read) but it’s also a platform for David to talk politics (which is never a plus with me), and his politics consists of right-wing cliches. The UN is destroying American sovereignty. The EPA is destroying America’s economy. Failing to enforce our borders has made us vulnerable to terrorists and drug cartels. The corrupt American president has abandoned Israel, which stands alone against the onrushing Islamic hordes of the Caliphate. If you can get past the politics or agree with them, this could be a good read; if not, you’ve been warned (cover by Jason Lee, all rights with current holder)

Last but definitely not least, we have TAGGED FOR DEATH by my friend Sherry Harris, which came out late last year and just snagged an Agatha Award nomination for Best First Novel (the award goes to traditional mysteries in the Christie mold—no explicit sex, no graphic violence). The protagonist, Sarah Winston, is living in a New England town, recovering from a divorce (to the town police chief, which has caused its own problems) when she discovers a bundle of clothes she picked up at a garage sale (“tag sale” in New England parlance) includes bloodstained clothes belonging to her husband and his lover … While I’m not much of a fan of modern cozies (amateur detective stories) I did enjoy this. It’s also interesting as a specfic writer to watch the worldbuilding as Sherry fleshes out the details of town life (mercifully not too many colorful characters), military life (the Winstons are ex-military and there’s a big base near the town) and garage sales. She does it well too, without excess infodumping. Congrats, Sherry and good luck with the award.

(Cover art uncredited, all rights to current holder)

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Krauthammering Iran and other political links

One of the staples of warhawk commentary is that everything they insisted was hard, realistic fact in the Cold War, they now take back because it’s inconvenient to the war on terror. In the Cold War, the only way to restrain Russia and China was by having so many more nukes we could annihilate them. When it’s Iraq or Iran at issue, our nuclear superiority is irrelevant. The rulers are crazy! Suicidal! They might nuke us even knowing it’s their own death (undoubtedly laughing wildly like the Joker).

Case in point, Charles Krauthammer (the WaPo columnist who once claimed that a reunited Germany would be Europe’s worst nightmare), declares that being religious, the Iranians have much less regard for human life than those atheist Commies did. As noted at the link, the Cold War cliche was that being atheist meant “the Reds” would have no respect for human life, as they were incapable of having moral values. The rationale changes, the conclusion (war!) never does.

•An interesting analysis of American Sniper. Another view from Roy Edroso.

•A revenge-porn site operator who also charged victims for getting their photos off the site has been busted by the feds.

•The FCC makes 25 MBps the new definition of broadband. Which adds another argument against the Comcast/TWC merger as Comcast will have a harder time claiming there’s lots of high-speed broadband competition.

•In this CNN piece about unvaccinated kids, a doctor explains that his kids are “pure” and he refuses to contaminate them with vaccines. And the parents the article is focused on should realize their daughter’s cancer was caused by vaccines, so there, that proves it (he’s very big on natural healing, according to his website). Which is the kind of thinking that explains why measles and whooping cough are resurgent.

•The Senate’s Constitution, Civil Rights and Human Rights Subcommittee is now just the Subcommittee on the Constitution. And the big Constitutional issue? Obama!

•No, being a cop is not the most high-risk occupation.

•A right-wing pastor denounces birth control as turning women into whores and getting them out from under their husband’s dominion.

•As a matter of fact, Muslims have condemned the Muslim terrorist attack in Paris. JK Rowling, meanwhile, apologizes for the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition.

•I’m not really surprised that identifying and tracking us by our supposedly “anonymous” credit-card transactions is easy.

•I’m aware some members of the religious right are down on masturbation. But this Defeating the Dragons post covers some arguments I’d never heard before. Like marriages symbolize the union of Church and Christ, so doing without a partner is like saying you can do without Jesus.

•The Nation is less than impressed with the “sharing economy” promoted by Uber, Airnb and similar companies.

•A blogger reminds us that a century ago, Turkey tried genocide on the Armenians.

A worker recently won an employment dispute guaranteeing his right not to clock in and out with a bar scanner, as it would have been the mark of the beast. As Slacktivist points out at the link, Big Government, the supposed tool of Antichrist, actually defended his right not to take the mark.

•The FCC chair says the FCC should prevent states from preventing cities from launching their own municipal broadband.

•Marissa Alexander is facing stiff sentencing for firing a warning shot at her abused husband. Despite Florida having a stand-your-ground law, the trial judge ruled that she should have run instead of using the gun.

I’m not the least surprised. Florida is a very conservative state in many areas. I’m quite sure lots of people think an abused woman shooting at her husband, even without trying to hit him, is way worse than what George Zimmerman did to Trayvon Martin.

•Echidne of the Snakes breaks down some arguments over rape statistics.

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