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The odds are that nobody is going to poison random kids tonight

The myth of diabolical fiends putting poison or razor blades in Halloween treats has been around more than 40 years despite a near-complete lack of reality. At the link, a researcher suggests it’s a way to make our bigger fears for our children manageable:

“If you think about it, Halloween sadism is the best thing in the world to worry about,” he says. “There is somebody in your neighborhood who is so crazy, they will poison little children at random. And yet, they’re so tightly wrapped, they’ll only do it one night of the year,” he says. “So on November 1, you wake up, look around the breakfast table and count noses. If everyone’s still there, you can say, ‘OK, we don’t have to worry about this for another 364 days.’”

Fred Clark, who linked to that one, compares our fear of candy to older horrors such as the blood libel, to conspiracy theories and to Job: “Bildad et. al. know the world is a dangerous place and they hope for some secret trick that would enable them to navigate its dangers safely. This is, as Dr. Best suggests, one appeal of urban legends, which tend to offer a moralistic, reward-and-punishment explanation of the world like that sought by Job’s friends.”

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Did you know today is Halloween?

So celebrate with these covers by Lawrence Stern Stevens!

And a couple of comics covers, first by Neal Adams

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New speaker Mike Johnson: wrong and ignorant or lying snake?

Or all three?

New House Speaker Mike Johnson is an election-denying, Bible-thumping, forced-birther who claims if not for abortion reducing the work force, Republicans wouldn’t need to cut Social Security. Spoiler: they’d try to cut it anyway. And he also wants to outlaw homosexuality, with the usual arguments it’s no different from legalizing pedophilia. And that it will weaken traditional marriage, never mind that it’s  been going strong despite more than a decade of gay marriage (I suspect as he has a covenant marriage, he’s not a fan of divorce either). And he’s recycling the endless claims about how they’re going to impeach Biden over non-existent wrongdoing.

He also declares (at that last link) that while homosexuality is just a thing you do, “your race, creed, and sex are what you are.” Um, no, homosexuality is very much who you are. And choosing your faith is very much something you do, not something you are. Not that one’s relationship with god or gods or your belief there’s no good isn’t important, but it isn’t an immutable trait at all. As witness multiple friends of mine have changed their faith in different ways, typically after much soul-searching.

An article in New York magazine’s Intellingencer section shows he’s just full of typical Republican bullshit and undead sexist cliches to boot. For example, abortion (and I think he’s implying, divorce), lead to school shootings: “When you break up the nuclear family, when you tell a generation of people that life has no value, no meaning, that it’s expendable, then you do wind up with school shootings.”

He goes on to say, in the best tradition of conservatives nostalgic for the days before blacks and women and gays got all uppity, that “When I was a kid, the most popular show on television was The Brady Bunch. When my father was a child, it was The Andy Griffith Show now it’s murder and mayhem. We’re not in a good place in America.” Why not? “religion and morality” aren’t at the center of public life: “When the people largely respected that you didn’t have the societal chaos that you have today.”

First, he’s factually wrong. A quick reference-book check shows the Bradies, popular as they were, were never the most popular show on TV; Sheriff Andy only made it one year. And Andy Griffith started his series in 1960; the Brady clan debuted in 1969. Just how young did his father impregnate Mom?

Second, if “religion and morality” and a lack of abortion make such a big difference, why didn’t it stop the thousands of lynchings that took place in the days before Roe v. Wade? The lack of abortion didn’t stop white supremacists murdering Emmett Till. They didn’t stop the bombing of the Birmingham Church or keep Sheriff Bull Connor from unleashing firehoses and dogs on civil rights marchers. What made them devalue life?

And we’re actually in a better and more moral place. The law no longer supports Jim Crow segregation. It’s no longer legal to fire or refuse to hire someone simply because they’re a POC, a woman, Jewish, etc. Gays have equal rights — I know, Johnson thinks that’s a sign of moral decline, but he’s wrong.

Then there’s his statement that “no one’s out to get abortion doctors as they claim” — any concerns about their safety are exaggerated. Yeah, if you discount “11 murders, 26 attempted murders, 607 death threats, 42 clinic bombings, and 188 arsons that affected abortion providers and facilities from 1977 to 2018″ I suppose he has a point.

He also claims that “the failproof method of birth control is abstinence … they’ve rejected that teaching ’cause they say it’s too religious.” It’s not the only failproof method: oral sex and hand jobs work just fine. And it isn’t in fact, failproof: Texas has had abstinence-only ed for two decades and it accomplished nothing. Which is why it’s been rejected and criticized: not that it’s “too religious” but that it’s inaccurate and ineffective.

Don’t expect Johnson to explain his positions: he’s pretending he’s forgotten lots of them. He refused to answer questions about his election denialism. He wants to present himself as Sensible Conservative, not a full-on MAGA extremist. And at least some of the press are willing to settle for saying he has “deeply conservative views” or being a “staunch conservative.” That makes him sound almost like a small-town banker, shaking his head sadly at the wild-eyed radicals who think they can give everyone a pony. More precision would be good, much as would questioning about his Christian worldview: whose version of Christianity should government follow? What happens to the other churches and their rights?

At least the ever-biting Alexandra Petri certainly isn’t having it: ” Just because it was an election that happened to result in his selection as speaker of the House, did that make winning a majority of votes suddenly a legitimate way of obtaining power? Where were the doubts? Where were the questions? Where were the barrage of dubious legal arguments? Why was he just sitting there and letting people congratulate him on his election, as though it were a good thing?”

And I’ll recommend Kristin Kobes Du Mez summing Johnson up as part of an excellent interview: “For Christian nationalists, this is God’s country, and all authority comes through God. And the only legitimate use of that authority is to further God’s plan for this country. So what that means is any of their political enemies are illegitimate in a sense, and those enemies’ power is illegitimate, and they need to be stripped of that power.”

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Paperbacks, CSI and Shakespeare: assorted nonfiction

OVER MY DEAD BODY: The Sensational Age of the American Paperback: 1945-1955 by Lee Server looks at the period when paperbacks switched from tasteful covers not that different from hardbacks to the lurid covers that promised (and occasionally delivered) equally lurid stories of drug addiction, juvenile delinquency (pointing out how many JD books came out reminds me, again, how odd it is Halberstam skipped that topic in The Fifties), crime and lesbianism (intended for the male reader but drawing a lot of lesbian fans) plus the occasional serious work. Not as deep in the topic as Two-Bit Culture but a fun read, well illustrated.JUNK SCIENCE AND THE AMERICAN CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM by M. Chris Fabricant (who works in his day job as an attorney for the Innocence Project) tackles a topic I’ve read about previously, that forensic evidence is nowhere near as slam-dunk as TV makes it look. Fabricant’s primary focus is forensic dentistry because the idea bite marks can be traced to a single suspect’s mouth has been thoroughly discredited. The book shows how dentists went from identifying corpses by their teeth (which is legit) to the more glamorous but speculative world of identifying rapists and killers from their teeth marks. The rise and fall of forensic dentistry and the many innocent people it convicted form the tentpole of the book though it covers other topics such as hair analysis and partial fingerprints. Grimly depressing about how flawed our legal system is and how easily this kind of bullshit can slip in.

SHAKESPEARE ALIVE by Joseph Papp and Elizabeth Kirkland looks at Elizabethan England and the society Shakespeare wrote for — proud, xenophobic, often financially strapped, frequently ribald, far more literate than previous generations — the theater of his day and how Shakespeare’s fared on stage in the centuries since. This included enough stuff that was new to me to be worth the reading. Below, Tom Hiddleston as Prince Hal in The Hollow Crown.

THIEVES’ KITCHEN: The Regency Underworld by Donald A. Low looks at the Regency as the last era before modern justice systems developed. It was an age when the main law-enforcement was the typically elderly parish watchman and professional prosecutors didn’t exist — if you wanted the person who robbed you put on trial, you had to become the prosecutor yourself. The public and the country’s leaders equated professional policing with Napoleon’s state police in France, jackbooted thugs ready to repress freedom for the benefit of the state.Small wonder that crime flourished. Murder. Robbery, ranging from picking pockets to housebreaking. Forgery. Fraud. Sex work. Public drunkenness. Gambling, which wasn’t illegal but the potential for a businessman or Jewish money-lender to take ownership of an aristocrat’s estate greatly worried the powers that be. And bodysnatching, as personified by Burke and Hare (who appeared on screen in The Flesh and the Fiends). As detailed in The Italian Boy, modern policing and jurisprudence would soon change that, but for a while, the wild life of London was wild indeed.

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Some TV I’ve been watching

The third season of ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING has Oliver’s (Martin Short) new Broadway show jerked off-course when the star (Paul Rudd as a preening, neurotic egotist) is apparently poisoned opening night. He survives but at a party in the Arconia someone shoves him down the elevator shaft. Like the title says, only murders in the building …Mabel (Selena Gomez), Oliver and Charles (Steve Martin) are once again investigating a killing but this time they’re friendship’s strained. With Charles working on Oliver’s show, Mabel feels cut out; Oliver and Charles, who’s a TV actor unused to stage, are getting snippy with each other. The results aren’t their best season but still fun, with Meryl Streep as a new love interest and Matthew Broderick playing himself hysterically (even if it’s a shock to see the kid from War Games is now a grandfather type). “When I was dead I saw the light — yes, the dead person light!”

Annoyingly after I finished the first season of MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING CIRCUS Netflix began bouncing me randomly through the remaining three seasons. Admittedly there’s no character arcs to follow but I was interested in seeing the changes in style as the show progressed — the final season has a number of cohesive plots on which to hang the various absurdities, rather than multiple unrelated skits. Still no end of fun as Wordsworth writes a poem about ants, a cycling tour goes bananas, a doctor asks for donations for the tragic minority of people who don’t suffer from any conditions and we learn about polar explorer Robert Scott’s untold expedition to the Sahara. A real pleasure, even jumbled up (I do not believe the image below is official Monty Python stuff by the way). “If you’ll just fill out the history questions correctly we’ll see about getting you some morphine.”THE OTHER BLACK GIRL (2023) didn’t work for me even though much of it is very good. Nella (Sinclair Daniels) is the sole black face at her publishing company so she’s initially delighted when Hazel (Ashleigh Murray) signs aboard. Only it appears Hazel has an agenda and possibly it’s a dark one. “Your pain is part of who you are? Do you know how pathetic that sounds?”

The British miniseries HIM (2016) was a lot less interesting, a Carrie knockoff about a troubled teenage boy who discovers he’s inherited grandad’s TK. Hmm, what are the odds he’s going to become a force for good, do you think? I gave up after one episode.

While down in Florida I used my sister’s Disney + to catch WEREWOLF BY NIGHT, a one-shot MCU (though obviously seeding for the future) horror special, done in b&w like an old Universal film (though not in the same league). On the death of Ulysses Bloodstone, his daughter Elsa is among the hunters competing to wear the magic bloodstone themselves. The test: taking down the Man-Thing. The surprise: Jack Russell, Marvel’s Werewolf by Night, has infiltrated to help his friend.

This wasn’t as good as I’d heard but it’s certainly fun, though writing Man-Thing as a mute but intelligent character makes him and Jack come off too much like Groot and Rocket Raccoon. I was surprised none of the hunters, as far as I can tell, have recognizable names from the comics but that’s not a fatal flaw. “Don’t be so easy on yourself — you were the greatest disappointment of his life.”

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Week in review: not the cat-astrophe I feared

Yesterday Wisp got out.

Snowdrop was at the backdoor for his food. TYG opened the door for him to come in, then went to make up his breakfast. I opened the door wide to see if he’d come further in (he’s very skittish of late). There didn’t seem any risk as Wisp was in another room. Suddenly, though, she came running in, nuzzled him — and then rushed out before I could stop her.

That settles the question of whether she’s completely happy as an indoor cat. I knew she missed Snowdrop — she’d peer through the blinds at him —— but she hadn’t made much effort to resist when the door was open and I even lightly restrained her. But there she was, on the deck, refusing to come in, even when we offered food. She showed up again later, same result, then vanished most of the day. This left me pretty miserable: sure, she made it five years between when we first saw her and when we finally brought her in this summer, but it’s still a risky life to be an outdoor cat. Plus she’s still limping from her leg injury; what if she thought she still had her old speed and ended up in a coyote or hit by a car?

Thank goodness, she came in Thursday evening to eat, then we shut the door. The taste of freedom changed her, I’m afraid: she keeps going to the back door and meowing to get out. Hopefully that will pass. The whole thing shows that while caring for her is often inconvenient, it’s the right choice.

Fortunately I got some work done despite that and despite some weird chaos from coordinating a lunch date with a friend. I finished another story for The Local Reporter about a library exhibit on immigrant cooking. I reworked Oh the Places You’ll Go and I’m finally making progress on fixing it. The ending doesn’t completely work yet but I’ve eliminated most of the elements that made it feel like a sequel was necessary. I completed this months work on a rewrite of Savage Adventures. I also carved out enough time without pets to complete my full week’s worth of exercise. Go me!

Elsewhere online, I participated in a Con-Tinual panel on comic-book villains. Over at Atomic Junk Shop I posted about the landmark story “Spider-Man No More” and the debut of the Kingpin, then about a curious parody of the Marvel Method of making comics.I didn’t get anything done on Let No Man Put Asunder but overall I’m pleased.

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A nostalgic visit

During my recent Florida visit, my sister Trace suggested I stop by Stagecrafters during one of their evening meetings to see a few people. I did, and it was cool to see several people I normally only interact with on Facebook. And to see that while the details of the props and sets in our warehouse have changed, it still feels very much the same.Like a lot of theater groups, they’re having a struggle at times to keep going but they are still going. Makes me glad. I spent a lot of my life there and it’s still very much a part of me.

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Let’s start off with the good news!

Filing bankruptcy will not save Alex Jones from his $1.4 billion Sandy Hook settlement. The article makes clear that some of the parents who’ve sued him won’t see everything they’ve been awarded — the complexities of bankruptcy law — and I’m sure he’ll do all he can to weasel out of as much as possible — but that’s still a big win for justice.

The Justice Department is getting tough with right-to-life violent protesters.

Planned Parenthood sued one anti-abortion activist and won $2 million over his efforts to videotape them committing crimes. The Supreme Court rejected his appeal.

In their continuing lust for a banana-republic dictatorship, NC Republicans now have control of the election boards. Our dem governor is suing over it.

Texas’ anti-drag law has been struck down.

The judge in Trump’s New York case has hit TFG with a $5,000 fine for violating his gag order. Chump change to Trump but he’s such a chiseler I’m sure it will gnaw at him. Now, will the judge follow through on his threat to lock Trump up if he does it again …?

Now to the usual assortment of less cheery links:

Health-care fraudster Philip Esformes got 20 years for his crimes, then Trump commuted his sentence. Now the Justice Department is trying him again. There’s much discussion at the link as to whether this violates double jeopardy but I also notice it’s very much a sign of our two-tier justice system: if he’d been poor and had the same moral awakening (that he claims to have had, anyway), it’s unlikely anyone with as much clout as his connections would have been pulling for clemency.

A man Betsy DeVos claimed had been victimized by the #metoo movement later killed his girlfriend.

Groomers. Never mind how much right-wingers insist all the grooming is by gays. Speaking of which, the architect of Florida’s Don’t Say Gay bills got four months for covid-funding fraud.

More Christian grooming. And more.

Fox News’ Jeanine Piro decides we need to stop all immigration until this country is better.

Republicans are pushing harder to keep kids off social media. While I know social media has its drawbacks, I suspects it’s primarily the desire to keep conservative parents’ kids carefully inside the “evangelical bubble” where they won’t learn the Wrong Things.

Right wing North Dakota Republican Brandon Prichard claims he went to U of Minnesota Law School. When the school revealed he didn’t he accused them of anti-Christian bias and threatened to sue.

The Texas Senate passed a ban on vaccine mandates at hospitals and clinics.

A student’s dance at a private party cost her her scholarship. My sympathy’s with her.

Fraud on the Zelle app.

Ron DeSantis made a big thing out of helping Americans evacuate when war broke out in Israel (“Where the federal government drags its feet, we are delivering results.”). It seems they ended up stranded in Cyprus.

Death threats over refusal to vote for “Gym” Jordan as speaker? According to Fox News, big whoop.

Cap property insurance rate increases? Not in Florida!

 

 

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My trip to Florida

As always, my trip to Florida earlier this month was great fun. I stayed with my sister and our mutual best friend Cindy, attended Dad’s birthday party and unlike 2022 when I chauffeured Dad around, managed to spend time with some of my other friends. Here’s my departure —Then, a couple of hours later, I saw the water.It was colder than expected so I didn’t spend as much time in the early morning outside as I usually do. But I did get this cool shot.I took a walk down to the Books a Million (about three miles) and along the way saw a sign store with this lovely wall.Thursday, Cindy and I hit the beach and looked at the waves. A lot more pigeons out than usual.Saturday I went home. And Durham is home now, fond though my memories of Ft. Walton Beach are. But I look forward to visiting again in 2024.

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Eyecatching but uncredited paperback art

Whoever did this one did a good job, I think.I’ve never heard of the author but that’s true of many writers who were big in their day.A lot of paperbacks used Hitchcock’s name. I don’t know he had anything to do with them otherwise.And a cool SF one to wrap up with.#SFWApro. All rights to images remain with current holders.

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