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Be he never so humble, there’s no place like Holmes

When I stopped by the library a couple of weeks ago, I found seven of the Basil Rathbone/Nigel Bruce Sherlock Holmes films on sale and snatched them up. All I’m lacking now are Sherlock Holmes in Washington, Passage to Algiers and House of Fear. So naturally I launched a binge of Holmesian viewing, mixing in the DVDs I already had.

Rather than start with my Hound of the Baskervilles, though, I began with the first of my purchases, THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES (1939). Even though I rewatched it not that long ago, it rewatches well as Moriarty cunningly distracts Holmes from his promise to guard a priceless jewel by throwing a bizarre mystery (albatross drawings! flute music! Ida Lupino in fear of her life! Chinchillas!) in his face. George Zucco is a delightfully icy Moriarty and Watson is actually competent here, constantly chiding Holmes against getting distracted. “The kind of woman I think you to be would rather stake everything on one venture than live the rest of your life in the shadow of doubt.”

The series jumped to Universal and WW II for the next installment, SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE VOICE OF TERROR (1942), in which the eponymous radio broadcasts terrify England by predicting acts of sabotage and warfare before they happen; can Holmes (who has a really weird hairstyle here) restore the public’s faith by exposing the face behind the Voice?

Even though I’m no stranger to contemporary-set Holmes films, this is so very contemporary it feels quite anachronistic. It doesn’t help that it’s such a poor film, though interesting for its Screen Enemies elements (the Nazis, it turns out, started planting sleeper agents in England in 1919!). Evelyn Ankers plays a plucky lowlife who inspires the other waterfront riff-raff to rise up and fight for England! “Do you really think we are so blind, that we would strip this coast of defenses because of a voice on a phonograph record?”

SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE SECRET WEAPON (1943) is a much inferior production in which Holmes struggles to protect an inventor and his cutting edge bombsight from falling into the hands of Moriarty, who will cheerfully sell the tech to the Axis. Lionel Atwill is very bland as Moriarty and Bruce’s Watson is really dense (taking a nap while on guard duty, which doesn’t end well) and the story feels padded (Holmes convincing Moriarty to kill him slowly instead of with a bullet is the kind of thing the Austin Powers films used to mock). On the plus side, it makes good use of the cipher from The Adventure of the Dancing Men and introduces Dennis Hooey as Inspector Lestrade. “This is no ordinary crime you contemplate, Moriarty — it is a staggering blow against crown and country!”

SHERLOCK HOLMES FACES DEATH (1943) when he arrives at Musgrave Manor to help Watson figure out who just murdered the current head of the family. Is it one of the shell-shocked WW II veterans resting up there (proving again Vietnam did not create the cliche of the crazy veteran)? Could it be the drunken butler who Knows Too Much? And what does it have to do with the archaic Musgrave Ritual that each member of the family has to memorize? A strong adaptation of the source material. “Who first shall find it, better dead/The next to find it/imperils his head.”

THE SPIDER WOMAN (1943) remains probably the best battle of wits in the Rathbone series as Gale Sondegaard and Basil Rathbone dance through multiple scenes in which they both know each other has a hidden agenda but don’t say so out loud. Investigating the mysterious “pajama suicides” leads Holmes to suspect a female killer (“The method is peculiarly subtle and cruel — feline, not canine.”),but Sondergaard’s Adrea manages to stay one step ahead of him until the uninspired finish (she seems too smart to fall for Holmes’ request she kill him with imagination instead of just a bullet in the head). Overall, though, excellent, and with lots of canon references to The Devil’s Foot, Wisteria Lodge and the giant rat of Sumatra. Followed by Gale Sondegaard in The Spider Woman Strikes Back which is not really a sequel. “One of us had to be eliminated. The choice was not too difficult.”

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Sick dog, sick car, but I did well just the same

So Monday, Trixie displayed the same stomach discomfort she did a week previously. I spent the morning worrying about her, then TYG and I taking her in to the vet. Some anti-nausea meds made her right as rain (we have a supply for the next time it happens) but that shot my morning to hell.

Surprisingly, the week was productive despite that. And despite taking the car in for some minor work Wednesday. And both dogs apparently being hit with the needy stick and wanting extra affection. Which I gave them, because I’m a soft touch, but I can’t describe how much I enjoyed my one day of doggy day care Thursday — I honestly don’t think I usually feel that good when they’re gone. This may reflect that we haven’t taken any summer vacation, so I haven’t had the long break from them I’d usually get. And it definitely reflects that I don’t get up and stretch as much as I should. I have got to make myself do that (it compensates for the weird posture that having dogs in my lap forces me into).

Despite all of which I wound up putting in a full 35 hours this week. Part of that was spending Sunday in a writer’s work day at my friend Allegra Gullino‘s house, with her and her greyhounds and husband, and several members of our writer’s group. Part of it was working on Undead Sexist Cliches at the end of the day. Lately I’ve been treating that period as a no-work zone, and that’s been good for me, but I really needed the time this week.

So what got done?

In addition to my Leaf work, I completed my proposal for Space Invaders and submitted it to McFarland. Now I don’t have to think about it again until they respond.

I worked through Chapters One and Two of the Undead Sexist Cliches book, which I’m thinking of retitling Sexist Myths and Why They’re Bullshit or something like that. The original title worked fine for blog posts, but I’m not sure it’s the best choice for a book that’s gotten much more detailed and less snarky as I’ve worked on it.

While this isn’t a huge amount (Chapter One’s very small) it still feels like an accomplishment. While Chapter Two needs some tinkering still, I got the structure set (in terms of which topics, and how they’re organized), lots of added references to sexists saying sexist bullshit and I footnoted everything. As I anticipated, getting the footnotes in place before the text was finalized meant having to shift them around, but it felt much more satisfactory even so. And by making footnotes a separate file, I avoided having to slide back to the end of the chapter whenever I added a note (I took a look at Scrivener’s automatic footnoting, but I think this approach is easier).

Annoyingly, I got very little fiction done. I did work more on Bleeding Blue and I can see it improving, but I’d have liked to get further ahead. Unfortunately it’s easier to work on Undead Sexist Cliches because it takes less creativity than solving the plot problems in fiction. However, I’ll have to push myself — I don’t want to just set fiction aside and work on fact.

And that was pretty much it. For an illustration, here’s some of the ornamentation outside the Bean Trader, a local coffee/tea place I visit semi-regularly.

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Wisp behind bars at last!

Last Saturday, after repeated failures, we finally caught her!

We’d set out the cat carrier and started putting her food in it. She’d eventually begun eating it even though she had to go in all the way to the back. However, she was wary, and backed out if we approached.

The previous week, though, she’d been much more affectionate, or demanding I be more affectionate. Rolling on her belly on my feet, letting me scritch her, and entering the carrier even if I was really close. So Saturday we put it to the test: after she went all the way inside to get breakfast, I slipped on a heavy leather glove, just in case, and shut the door.

She was at the door almost at once, but it was too late. A very uncertain “mew” emerged, followed by more “mews” pretty much constantly for the next couple of hours. During which time we called the vet, brought Wisp indoors and set up a cage so the dogs couldn’t get too close.

We took her to our vet that afternoon. Wisp got her booster shots, and the vet checked out what TYG thought might be an abscess (just a scar as it turned out). We brought Wisp home expecting her to vanish from sight the way she did when we firs trapped her last year. Nope: she was really, really needy that evening, actually jumping in my path when I tried to go back inside.

Since then she’s been a little less needy, but still wanting quite a bit of attention. Which we’re happy to provide. We’ve also ordered flea and heartworm meds to keep her in good shape.

Wisp is still very wary about coming into the house and I don’t know what we’d do with her if she did move in. But for the moment we’re pleased with how things turned out.

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Lets look at some paperback covers!

I’ve read Damon Runyon. “Terrified woman in negligee” is not an image I associate with his work.

From the early days of the UFO craze.

Look at how well they camouflage the naked guy’s naughty parts!A weird cover that’s kind of a mess.Yeah, the guy with the laboratory in his brain is way cooler! Art by Arnold Kohn.

David McCall Johnson does one of those striking covers Ballantine books went for.An old school Look, Sex Inside! cover.One from Virgil Finlay, though not his best work.And one from Frank Gruber to wrap up.#SFWApro. Rights to images remain with current holders. Images are uncredited if I didn’t list the artist.

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Learn by Rereading: Titans Hunt

So after reading Teen Titans: The Silver Age a while back —

—I continued on, into the Bronze Age, then into what’s generally considered the definitive version of the team, the Marv Wolfman/George Perez launch in the 1980s. Having given away some of the last of that series (it didn’t end on a high note) I wound up finishing with the Titans Hunt arc, which Wolfman considers his last first-rate work on the book (all my references to creators’ opinions are from the interviews collected here). And it got me thinking, as reading stuff often does.

The story-line was a massive attempt to tell an epic that would shake up the Titans’ status quo. The Wildebeest, a supervillain they’ve battled before, captures almost the entire team. A handful of their allies — Changeling’s father, the Terminator, Raven’s mother, the Russian hero Red Star — join forces with Nightwing and Troia. New heroes, such as Phantasm, appear out of nowhere.

Ultimately it turns out the Wildebeests are not what they seem. Originally they were a team of criminals using the same battle-suit, figuring their motives and tactics would be so different, the Titans could never predict the Wildebeest’s next move. Then the Titan Jericho took them over: he’d been corrupted by hundreds of dark souls during a previous battle and sought to give them the Titans’ bodies to possess until he could grow new bodies for them. The Wildebeests provided the force to capture the team and to grow the new bodies.

My first thought was that it’s a good example of how we writers have certain tropes or tricks we’re drawn too. Either they appeal to our psyche or we just think they work for some reason. While I doubt I noticed it on first reading, when I went months between issues, the Titans Hunt reuses a shtick Wolfman has deployed before, having a villain who’s not just one step but a hundred steps ahead of the heroes.

In the classic Judas Contract story, it turns out the Titans’ member Terra has been working from within to destroy them. She’s given Deathstroke all their secrets, which he uses to anticipate their every move and trap the entire team. Here, the Wildebeests’ plot hinges on Jericho knowing the team from the inside out, figuring exactly the traps to destroy them. But that was nothing compared to Brother Blood, the evil cult leader who tied with Deathstroke and Trigon as the Titans’ arch-foe during the 1980s (and showed up much more). With Brother Blood, whatever the team does is always a mistake. He’s anticipated their every move and laid plans to exploit it. Even when they win, it’s actually a minor sacrifice by Blood to advance his ultimate goal.

The Wildebeests were much like that. Always anticipating, always a step ahead, even before Jericho took them over. While it’s an effective tactic for creating a smart, formidable villain, I think Wolfman overplays it: the Wildebeests, like Blood, are so successful the heroes look not outwitted but kind of incompetent.

The second thing I learned is that the creative process in a medium such as comics (or TV. Or movies) is rarely clean-cut. As a writer I usually imagine the comics writer and to some extent the artist shaping the story, even though I know perfectly well there are other hands to stir the pot.

Titans Hunt was an excellent example. The initiator wasn’t Wolfman but the book’s new editor, Jonathan Peterson. Sales had become sluggish but Peterson believed that with some radical changes and a drastic plotline that included deaths, he could shake up the book and the sales figures. His goal was to beat X-Men at their own game and to make the book more kickass and violent, with a lot less of the warm emotional scenes Wolfman was good at (Wolfman says he was on board with this) I don’t think it’s coincidence that Peterson wanted to kill off Troia’s husband and Jericho, two warm, empathic, non-kickass men.

Further complicating things were various crossovers that slowed down the arc and later editorial interference. A plotline with Cyborg becoming brain-dead was supposed to last a few months; instead it ran for years.

Okay, none of my thoughts were deep, but hopefully you found ’em interesting.

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Is Our Writer’s Learning? The Philosopher’s Flight by Tom Miller

As I’ve mentioned before, I love introducing one change and watching how it ripples through society. So THE PHILOSOPHER’S FLIGHT by Tom Miller was a great pleasure to read.

The premise is that “natural philos0phy” (magic, but it’s implied to have some kind of quantum physics rationale) took major strides in the 19th century, becoming a weapon in the war until one philosopher ended it by the equivalent of a magical Hiroshima strike on Vicksburg. As the average woman is way more qualified than the average man, and the best women are far above the best men, women played a role on the front lines in the war using magic; Abraham Lincoln gave them the suffrage in ’64; and by the time the book starts (1917) we’ve had had a century of women in combat roles (though after Vicksburg, everyone’s agreed not to use direct philosophical attacks on their enemies) and at the cutting edge of philosophical research. It’s a woman’s field.

Other changes include the death of the transcontinental railroad (teleportation, while it has risks, is much more cost effective) and easy availability of birth-control magic. And of course there’s an opposition movement, the Trenchers, combined of a mix of religious anti-magic zeal and sexist backlash against women getting above their place. There’s also a backlash to the backlash — a lot of philosophers are willing to retaliate against violent Trencher attacks with equal violence.

Protagonist Robert Weekes grew up in Montana with an army veteran mother (Hawaiian Uprising, Spanish-American War) who knows handles the various rescue and other missions needed in the county. He’s trained by her, he’s good, and he wants to follow in her footsteps working as a Rescue and Evac philosopher for the military in Europe. The trouble is, R&E doesn’t take women. Nobody would even think he has the right stuff. Eventually, though, he’s able to attend Radcliffe as a natural philosophy student to train himself further. He finds friendship, and love, among the female students, but a lot of skepticism he’s good enough as a philosopher, and a lot of resentment he’s entering woman’s domain.

This kind of gender-flip could easily have gone horribly wrong — if say, Robert turned out to be the best of the best, that would come off ultra-sexist. But Miller threads the needle: Tom’s very good, but he’s not the best. Plus there are many varieties of philosophy, and he’s specializing primarily in flight. It’s not like he’s instantly mastering teleportation and smokecarving (magic with gases) as well.

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not a fan of witch/mutant hunters, and at times I did get more than I wanted of the Trenchers. But it works here overall, for the same reason it works in Black Lightning: it plays right into pre-existing prejudices, in this case sexism. It wouldn’t be such a big movement if philosophers were predominantly male. And showing some philosophers are willing to be just as militant fighting back makes them more believable than Marvel’s nobly suffering mutants.

One thing I didn’t like was the use of little reference paragraphs at the start of each chapter. Not that I object on principle, but as I went through the book, I started to wish there was a connection between paragraph and chapter (if there was, I didn’t see it). And the ones set in the future (showing what looks like a rising tide of sexism/anti-philosophy) felt annoying (even given the book is Robert’s memoir from around 1940.

Overall, though a really great job. I look forward to Philosopher’s War which just came out.

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I shall shed my links over dark evil

Evangelical pastor Mark English on dealing with anti-Semitism in his congregation: “‘I’m not in government. It would be like me trying to understand the insurance business,’ he said, when asked about Yanko’s allegation that Jews control the government. ‘The government is so complex — I don’t think that any one group controls everything.’ He felt no need to address his congregant’s anti-Semitic beliefs, either one on one or from the pulpit.” What a righteous dude. Slacktivist adds more.

Conservatives have long supported the right of forced-birth protesters to harangue anyone entering a clinic. But subjecting Trump supporters to the same tactics? Outrageous!

Rep. Steve “when did white supremacy become a bad word?” King thinks he deserves an apology for criticism of his no-rape-exception-for-anti-abortion-laws remarks. Which included (I missed this first time) that Republicans oppose an exemption because “they understand it is not the baby’s fault, to abort the baby, because of the sin of the father, and maybe sometimes the sin of the mother too.”

Ben Shapiro claims no major Republicans ever questioned Barack Obama’s legitimacy as president. Shapiro lies.

“They view themselves as just a part of the system, just doing their jobs. It’s not up to them what happens, they’re just ‘enforcing the law, they don’t set policy they just enact it … but the reality is that they’re not just wheels grinding away in a machine. They’re people, and they have choices about what they do.”

The Constitution is failing us.  So what now?

The Trump administration supports the right of employers to discriminate against transgender people.

A look at Gamergate as a dry run for the Internet harassment even more common today.

Court evangelical Eric Metaxas says it’s funny to call Italians “dago” or “wop.” Nope.

Good news: Brock Turner lost an appeal against having to register as a sex offender.

Charlotte’s mayor and city council are all black, and all received racist hate mail about going back where they came from.

In North Dakota, state ID laws have stripped the right to vote from 10 percent of Native Americans of voting age, because they don’t have street addresses so their ID shows a mailing address (this is explained in the article) and the state law requires a street address. A court’s response: most voters can meet the street-address requirement so who cares?

How’d I miss Nathan Larson last year? This Republican candidate for office in Virginia is a confessed pedophile and rapist (and white supremacist) who also believes “We need to switch to a system that classifies women as property, initially of their fathers and later of their husbands.” (h/t to Echidne).

DC hate crimes are up. Prosecutions are down.

“Getting a job sweeping hallways is like getting into Northrup Grumman used to be.” Roy Edroso on why it’s not easy to take this job and shove it.

A pastor declares quite inaccurately that a)the Bible is our constitution and b)God doesn’t let everyone into heaven, so that proves God supports Trump on immigration!

The new servant economy is not a good thing.

Trump says Jews who vote Democratic are disloyal to Israel (apparently forgetting American voters are not Israelis). And right-winger Wayne Allen Root says Israelis look on Trump like the King of Israel and the second coming, apparently forgetting Jews don’t believe there’s been a first coming yet (Slacktivist unpacks how nuts this is). More on Root (birther, liar, white supremacist and conspiracist) here.

Australia actively pushed to get kids vaccinated for HPV, which causes cervical cancer. They’ve almost eliminated cervical cancer. Texas, by contrast, has a bad vaccination rate and a lot more cancer.

In American meritocracy, those with more money get to have more merit.

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Mostly monsters with a couple of heroes: TPBs read.

BPRD The Devil You Know: Ragnarok by Mike Mignola, Scott Allie, Christopher Mitten and Laurence Campbell brings down the curtain on the Hellboyverse (though obviously there’s lots of retcons still to come). Rasputin returns to unleash the power of the Oghdru Hem. The world dies beneath an onslaught of monsters. The Osiris Club make their move. The BPRD wonder if they can beat the apocalypse one more time, and Hellboy, Abe and Liz all meet their destinies.

Action-packed but even though it fulfills something that’s been in the works for years, it doesn’t entirely satisfy. Part of my reservations are that while Hellboy’s actions here do save the world to come, the wrap-up is so rushed it doesn’t pay off like it should. I’ve already added it to the Hellboy Chronology.

JUSTICE LEAGUE AMERICA: Panic in the Microverse by Steve Orlando, Ivan Reis and Felipe Watanabe feels like the creators watched Ant-Man and the Wasp and decided to give DC it’s own quantum universe. However the JLA’s adventures to rescue Ray Palmer (who last time I saw him in the New 52 wasn’t the Atom) from a subatomic universe aren’t that different from countless previous exploits, just with more technobabble and psychedelic art. Reasonably enjoyable and it’s nice to see Ryan Choi become the Atom again, but nothing special.

MANEATERS by Chelsea Cain and Kate Niemczyk is, I think, meant to be a riff on rape culture and sexism (that may not have been the creators’ intentions): a virus causes girls to become werecats once they get their period, so going out with a girl can be a death sentence. The solution, rather than put the responsibility on boys to stay safe, is to go all out to protect them: birth-control hormones are in our drinking water so women and girls don’t menstruate, and boys get “safe spaces” where they can have fun without being threatened by cat women.

Trouble is, I don’t quite buy the premise — there’s no real evidence given boys are more at risk than anyone else (lots of girls who go were murder their entire families). And the execution is light and fluffy and humorous — not that I want it grimdark, but it felt too insubstantial (particularly when the fourth issue in this collection is just a collection of magazine tips on How To Survive Cats).

BATWOMAN: The Many Arms of Death by Marguerite Bennett, James Tynion IV and multiple artists is another readable-but-not-great one. After West Point dismissed Kate Kane for being lesbian (isn’t it awesome that’s going to have to be retconned in a few years?), she became an aimless drunk until she wound up on a Greek island and fell in love with its mistress, Sofiyah. It didn’t end well. Now someone’s making plans against the island, Kate’s on a hitlist and Batwoman (backed up by Alfred’s daughter) has a lot to do to keep things (and islands) from blowing up. I think part of my problem with this one is that it reminds me too much of Oliver Queen’s island years transforming him (even though events are totally different).

ESSENTIAL MAN-THING (by multiple writers and artists but most notably Steve Gerber and Mike Ploog) collects the first 30 or so stories of Marvel’s Swamp Thing counterpart, a scientist whose experimental super-soldier serum turns him into a mindless, empathic muck monster. As such (as my friend Ross once put it), Man-Thing is the world’s greatest guest-star, even in his own series: he doesn’t want anything or seek anything so it all depends on the people who stumble into his path. A dead clown who has to defend his life’s worth. A sorceress in training. A poor white living in the swamp, trying to save himself and his dog from malevolent sendings. The deranged Fool-Killer. Hard-luck loser Richard Rory. Not that it always works (with the wrong guest stars, the story just sucks) but overall, the collection is excellent, even though he’ll never replace Swamp Thing in my esteem.

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Georgia, the Wild West, Idaho and Barcelona: movies

POWER TRIP (2015) is a documentary reminiscent of PBS’ old series Comrades, which looked at life inside the USSR. Here we see how post-Soviet Georgia is literally struggling to keep the lights on as the multinational company that now runs the electrical grid has to cope with customers who can’t or won’t pay, corrupt cashiers pocketing payments and big businesses that get power diverted from homes to factories. This was interesting … but no more than interesting. “Don’t you know you won’t even have these plastic bags?”

My Wild, Wild West DVD set came with two reunion movies that doubled as pilots so after finishing S4, I rewatched WILD, WILD WEST REVISITED (1979). With the original Dr. Loveless, Michael Dunn, dead, this gives us singer/actor Paul Williams as Dr. Loveless Junior, plotting to take over the world with clones, cyborgs (“I call them my $600 people!”) and a new bomb he’s developed that makes this really pretty mushroom shaped-cloud … The head of the Secret Service (Harry Morgan) calls Jim and Artie out of retirement, but it’s been a while and they’re not quite up to their old heroics. By the end of the film, though, they’re back in action just like the old days, helped and hindered by René Auberjonois as a snobbish British agent.

This starts slow, but it ends up being a lot of fun, and Williams perfectly mimics Dunn’s temperamental childish malevolence (“I’ll have you know that in my family, I am considered a giant!”). It did not, however, go to series so instead we got a second attempt, MORE WILD, WILD WEST (1980. Williams was unavailable so the film simply substituted a made-up old foe, Albert Paradine and plugged his evil son (Jonathan Winters) into what would have been the Williams role. Unfortunately this doesn’t work at all — while Loveless Jr. murdering his clones would have made sense, who cares that Paradine is whacking his law-abiding brothers? Even aside from that, the movie’s too much slapstick comedy to work for me. Auberjonois and Morgan return alongside Emma Sams as a British spy and Victor Buono as a diplomat modeled on Henry Kissinger. “I’m the head of the Secret Service, why does nobody tell me anything?”

Gus Van Sant’s MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO (1991) starts as the picaresque tale of narcoleptic gay hustler River Phoenix and his smarter buddy Keanu Reaves, but bizarrely morphs into a riff on Henry IV as Reaves reveals his misbehavior is just to impress everyone when he suddenly straightens up and flies right (I’m honestly not sure that tactic would work in the modern world unless you’re in a community where Sinners Coming To Jesus is a big deal). While I knew that going on, I was still surprised (and not in a good way) to see how Shakespearian this is, from chunks of dialog to a Falstaff figure and a prank that borrows straight from the play. The acting is great but the mash-up does not work at all well.  “Do you remember, she had a gun?”

BIUTIFUL (2010) didn’t work for me either, though Javier Bardem does a great job as a mid-level Barcelona crook struggling to keep all the balls in the air despite his bipolar wife, cops and crooks hassling him, and his terminal cancer. The film seems to want to be tragic, but the film’s arc is less tragedy and more random bad things happening to Bardem (whose character vacillates awkwardly between decent guy and cheap thug). “I knew the heater was no good, but it was cheap.”

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No, that isn’t blood clots in my freezer

It’s tomato paste.

I never use up all the paste before it goes bad. Searching for a solution online I found a recommendation I freeze the paste in one-tablespoon blobs. That way I know exactly how much I have. After bringing it up on FB, several friends of mine said they’ve tried it and it works.

That may have been my big accomplishment for the week.

The sad collapse of my work schedule began around 12:30 Sunday morning when Trixie fidgeted to go out. She didn’t need to relieve herself, she just though it would be fun, but I had no way to know until after we got outside. I wasn’t able to get back to sleep so I was zonked most of the day.

On top of which, in the morning Trixie developed a major tummy upset. No puking, she just became very restless, refusing to sit still for more than a second, frequently hiding under chairs in hopes whatever was hurting her would go away. This was, of course, a major distraction, plus we had the inevitable vet visit (some painkillers, some stomach soothers and she was fine). So my Sunday work was shot to heck.

Monday morning TYG asked me to walk the dogs, which took another chunk of time, and I wasn’t able to get back on-focus afterwards. Wednesday I had a dental cleaning and checkup (teeth doing great, thanks). And Thursday I took one of my work days off. Just too many little tasks piling up and distracting me (paperwork, trip planning, contractors) that needed to be dealt with. Plus some extra cleaning. And quite simply needing a break. My mind was really balking at work Monday – Wednesday (and even before that) which is a sure sign I need a change of pace and a day to relax. And while I do not find cleaning fun, doing it without having to squeeze it into my schedule was strangely calming. Plus I watched a DVD and did some schedule planning for the rest of the year.

So not much actual writing done. Some Leaf, a little on Undead Sexist Cliches. But I don’t feel bad about it, and I think I’ll be back in top form next week.

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