Due to social obligations I’m taking tomorrow off. And quite happy to do so—putting the extra eHows to cover the lost time has left me quite wiped out.
While I didn’t get as much fiction done as I’d hoped, I have finished And He Bought a Crooked Cat, I Think Therefore I Die and The Glory That Was, and two of those have been under construction for several years (that I Think Therefore I Die wrapped up so much quicker—only a couple of years—may be a Good Sign).
Unfortunately, all the markets I have in mind are closed until at least May, so no submissions yet. That’ll be a priority for next week.
And now, the eHow list:
• Best Way to File Taxes As an LLC With One Member
•Can You Patent a Process?
•What Does it Mean to Fund a Living Trust?
•Tax Deductions in a Federal Disaster Area
•Careers for Organizers
•The Agricultural Wages Act
•Employee Rights on Government Contracts
•Bankruptcy Due Diligence Requirements
•Can a Couple File Taxes Jointly If They Signed a Prenuptial Agreement?
•What Is an Exit Strategy?
•Post Army Careers
•Vicarious Liability in Labor Law
•What Happens to a Commercial Tenant of a Foreclosure?
•Foreclosure Due to Nonpayment of Taxes
•How to Appeal Bankruptcy in Georgia
•Can I Contest an Irrevocable Trust?
•Hiring & Discrimination Lawsuits
•What Are Property Taxes Based on in Illinois?
•Should You Take Money Out of 401K With the Market Being So Volatile?
•IRS Rules on the Beneficiary of an IRA Distribution
•Goal Setting Samples
•Allowable Amount of IRA Contribution
•Taxes on a Traditional IRA After Death
•Employee Rights When Accused of Theft
•Employer Taxes for Tips
•California Laws on Fiduciary Duty
•What Happens to My Past Due Child Support if I Claim Bankruptcy?
•Can a Lien or Judgment Be Released When You File Bankruptcy?
•How Does Bankruptcy Work in California?
•Deceased Retired Military Benefits for a Spouse
•Who Can Qualify for a Fulbright Scholarship?
•What Happens if You Claim Chapter 7 Baknruptcy on a Car?
•If You Don’t Hear Anything About the Employment Background Check, Is That a Good Sign?
•What Percentage of Your Check Does Chapter 13 Bankruptcy Take?
•Laws Regarding Collecting a Debt
•What Are the Rights of the Heirs of an Estate?
•Can You Give a Mortgage Company a Deed-in-Lieu of a Foreclosure?
•What Is a “Substantial Portion” for Chapter 13?
•Modification of a Chapter 13 Plan
•Taxes for an LLC Corporation Vs. Sole Proprietorship
•What Is a No-fault Accident Claim?
•How Soon After Buying Property Can I Refinance?
•What Can You File As Deductibles on Your Taxes?
•Does a Bankruptcy Disqualify You for the Military?
•IRA Accounts: How Old to Take Out?
•Revocable Trust & Heir’s Rights in California
•Washington’s Paid Family Leave Act
• Employee Termination Policies
* Can a Housewife File a Separate Tax Return?
•When Do I Have to Start Filling Out My Taxes?
•When Is it Best to Do Taxes?
•Difference Between NYSE and AMEX
•Sources of Employment History
•How Much for Claiming a Child on Taxes?
•Can I Claim Chapter 7 Losses?
•Can a Home Owner’s Association Foreclose on My Property With a Mortgage?
•Can a Judge Dismiss a Second Mortgage If the First Is Valued Less Than What I Owe in Oregon?
•Bankruptcy Income Levels
•Does the Montgomery GI Bill Cover Tuition?
•Need & Importance of Surety Insurance
•Private Investigation Requirements in Alabama
•Should a One-Man Business Set up an LLC?
•Can I File Bankruptcy If I Own a Business?
•Rules for Divorce & Filing Taxes
•Can a Job Ask You to Fill Out Background Check Information Before Offering the Job?
•How Much Money Is Needed to Plan a Wedding?
•Are Employers Required to Tell Employees When They Monitor Internet Usage?
• Are Houses in the Foreclosure Process Insured?
•Background Check Requirements in Virginia
•Understanding What Number of Deductions to Take for Federal Taxes
•The Types of Qualifications for Bankruptcy
•When Filing Taxes Can You Claim Home Improvements?
•Requirements in Illinois for Revocable Living Trusts
•Living Trusts in Texas
•Guidelines for Pennsylvania Living Trusts
•Louisiana Laws on Living Trusts
•7 Common Options for Home Owners Facing Foreclosure
•Business Licenses in Tennessee
•Do I Get to Keep My Home in a Chapter 7 Bankruptcy?
•What State Do I File My Taxes Under?
•What Is a Non-Directive Interview?
•Documentation You Want When Starting a Business
•What Are Emergency Aternatives to Bankruptcy?
•Chapter 7 Bankruptcy Laws in Arkansas
•What Happens to a Lien During Bankruptcy?
•Can You Contribute to an IRA If You Are Retired?
•Define No-Fault Insurance
•If You Don’t File Taxes One Year Does It Affect the Next Year?
•What if I Can’t Afford to Go Bankrupt?
•Is It Hard to Prove Age Discrimination in the Workplace?
Monthly Archives: April 2011
People are alike all over, so everyone must think just like me
Echidne, Feministe and Pandagon all rip into a UK article whose female author asserts that women hate sex: “The only reason we do have sex is to get a man, keep a man, steal his sperm and flatter ourselves that we are attractive. Once we have a man, his children, his name on a piece of paper, his youth and his house, we no longer want to indulge in that ridiculous, time-consuming, horizontal dance.”
I thought about doing an Undead Sexist Cliche post—Women Don’t Like Sex certainly qualifies (and I touched on it briefly here) but those other posts did such a good job, I’ll focus on another angle: The author’s assumption that all women think just like she does.
A lot of magazine articles, dating guides and other pieces that make this assumption—”I’m a typical guy/woman/gay/Latino/homo sapiens. Therefore all guys/women/gays/Latinos/homo sapiens must feel just like I do.” I realized this back in the nineties, while reading some piece by a guy who brags about some of his sexist attitudes and goes on to explain that all guys think the way he does; anyone who claims otherwise is just lying.
For a more recent example, there was an article a year or two ago in which a woman recounts how she grew bored with her marriage, had an affair and found she didn’t want to “work” at fixing her problems. Which proves, therefore, that lifelong marriage doesn’t work—not just for her, but for anyone.
Or there’s this post on slacktivist, which quotes a conservative Christian pastor who says he regrets having kissed three women—none of whom he married—before he met his wife. Which proves that nobody should go around kissing women (let alone doing anything else) before marriage.
And then we have the UK writer who assumes that since she doesn’t like sex, no woman can possibly be into it.
Part of the reason we get so many articles like these, I’m sure, is the “everybody does it!” defense. I read one article by a serial philanderer, for example, who asserted that all men cheat (and any guy who says otherwise is lying) and clearly felt he shouldn’t be criticized for just doing what was in his nature (his assertion cheating is “a dick thing” might imply there’s some gendered thinking wrapped up in it too—or it might simply mean that he wouldn’t cut his wife any slack).
In some cases, the writer has an agenda they’re trying to press: If your faith tells you that premarital sex (or kissing, or anything in-between) is wrong, it’s not surprising if you find it a negative experience, or that you believe anyone and everyone will find it as horrible, disgusting and sinful as you do (NYT columnist David Brooks once asserted that anyone who has sex with multiple partners in a year is committing spiritual suicide).
Sometimes, I think it’s just marketing. “Trend” articles wouldn’t be published if the writer presented them as “something a couple of women I met in a bar said” rather than “the way all women really are.” Dating-advice books probably wouldn’t fly off myself if the authors presented them as “how you can get a date sometimes, with certain types of guys”; much better promotion to say, as The Rules did, that you’ve got a universal rule and no man will ever love you if you break it.
And sometimes, some people genuinely do assume that everybody thinks the way they do. Your Mileage May Vary? How is that possible? The way you feel is so obviously right and natural—and you’re obviously a normal person—how could any normal person feel differently?
Except they do.
Filed under Politics
Movies and books
BANANAS (1971) is interesting to compare with Annie Hall inasmuch as the scenes with Woody Allen as a New York schlub (including getting mugged by Sylvester Stallone) aren’t very funny. The movie does, however, improve a lot when Allen’s Latin American vacation gets him embroiled in a revolution, ultimately ending up as the new president. More linear than Take the Money and Run, though it still has a number of sketch comic bits, including a Bergmanesque dream sequence that seems to foreshadow Allen’s later run of serious films. “From now on, my people will change their underwear every half-hour!”
THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1-2-3 (1974) has Martin Balsam, Hector Elizondo and Robert Shaw hijacking a subway car, with transit cop Walter Matthau taking point on the efforts to stop them. When I first saw this right after Speed, it struck me as dreadfully slow by comparison; rewatching it, it works a lot better, though it’s real strength is less the hijacking than the panoramic view of NYC and the ability to infuse even the bit parts with some personality. “All four of them got off—so who’s driving the train?
TURN OF THE SCREW is Henry James’ horror classic in which a young governess becomes convinced two ghosts are trying to possess the children in her care and struggles desperately to prevent that. While I’m a big fan of the film version, The Innocents, this didn’t work for me as well (it seems to obvious the governess is delusional), though as someone who generally isn’t fond of Serious Literature, that may not be surprising.
Case in point, I also prefer the stage play The Heiress to James’ WASHINGTON SQUARE, about a plain your woman who becomes the object of a fortune hunter. This sedate social study could have used some of the dramatic energy the play had—but as I said, I’m not the right audience for James anyway.
BATMAN: DETECTIVE collects part of Paul Dini’s (the cocreator of the Batman: The Animated Adventures series), during which the Penguin became a nightclub owner and the Riddler turned private detective (the latter revision seems to have taken hold, probably because the Riddler’s so ill-fitted to the current dictum that all great Batman foes are Dark and Twisted). Dini does a great job, particularly the closing story pitting Robin against the Joker on Christmas Eve.
FALL OF CTHULHU is a Boom! Studios Lovecraftian series I’m growing quite fond of. In the first TPB, Fugue, a young man learns too late that he’s caught up in a war between Cthulhu and the great hunter Nodens, with Nyarlathotep playing a pivotal role; in The Gathering, Nyarlathotep recruits various unpleasant entities to carry out his personal agenda. By the nature of such a series, the gods come across more as Monsters than terrifyingly alien entitites the longer it runs, but it still works well.
THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI IN AMERICA: The New England Conspiracy Scare, 1798 by Vernon Stauffer chronicles a widespread concern in the late 18th century that the Illuminati—a shortlived Freemason style group advocating political reform—were responsible for the French Revolution and were now working in America. This became a catchall explanation for moral laxity, opposition to New England state churches and the XYZ Affair; what seems to have kept it from becoming the Red Panic of its day is that it broke along party lines (so antiFederalist papers poked holes in the stories) and the self-proclaimed opponents of “Illumnism” never found a target to witch-hunt, as they were reluctant to condemn Freemasonry as a whole (particularly given Washington’s membership in the Masons). Interesting, and shows just how long Americans have been worrying about subversive foreigners.
Atlas Shrugged: Third post’s the charm
Then there’s the updating question. Rather than set the movie in 1957 (when the novel came out), the producers opted for 2016; the fuss over railways is explained by an economic crash and a Mid-East geopolitical collapse that have made oil a rare commodity, so trains are the only choice for long-distance travel.
This is a flimsy premise. Unless someone tainted the Middle Eastern oilfields with plutonium, we’d be over there “imposing order.” If that was impossible, we’d be pumping billions (both private and government funds) into every kind of power: Nuclear, solar, geothermal, wind. I’m inclined to agree with TYG that given lots of commercial shipping uses rails, the screenwriters overcomplicated things.
A bigger problem is that while the date is five years off, the tone seems very 1950s. They’ve got cellphones and computers, but even in big business I’d expect to see one or two people dressed less classically—a tattoo, a nose stud, an ear-ring on a guy, purple hair.
Rearden and Dagny’s attitude toward their adversaries seems outdated too. The standard business response to political attacks, propaganda and media blitzes and the like is to fight fire with fire: Hire your own lobbyists, your own PR firm, your own scientists to “prove” what you want proved. Maybe in the 1950s, it wouldn’t be remarkable that the good guys do none of this, but today it strikes me as wildly anachronistic. I assume that by Rand’s standards this would lower our heroes to the level of the bad guys, but the movie shows no awareness that this is unusual or noteworthy behavior.
Likewise, business donations to charity are so routine (whether out of sincere desire to help or PR tactics) that it’s hard to believe Rearden has to make his donations under the table (in an early scene). Come on, the man’s making steel, not selling WMDS to China.
The political dialogue is also unbelievable (and would be in any period, actually—how the hell does the federal government propose to levy a tax on Colorado?). In the real world we’re in the middle of a massive economic crisis with high unemployment, but the big debate is over whether it’s immoral to restore taxes on the rich to what they were back in 1999. The assumption that by 2016, our nation’s leaders will start recycling socialist clichés, let alone back them up with actions is pretty laughable (it’s also laughable that the first person Galt contacts is a banker, of all things—if there’s one thing big bankers are not in the 21st century, it’s visionary wealth-builders).
And frankly, the whole premise that Galt can topple the economy by convincing the titans of industry to walk out seems implausible today. Maybe it would have worked in 1957, but most corporations are not one-man operations. Bill Gates leaves Microsoft but Microsoft lives on. Disney survives, long after Disney went into that secret cryo chamber under Disney World. If the oil tycoon hadn’t burned his oil wells at the end of the film, I’m quite sure the company would have found someone to keep pumping the oil (and isn’t wrecking the company, rather than simply vanishing, a rather shitty thing to do to your shareholders?).
Even under the best circumstances, I doubt I’d be sympathetic to Rand’s themes, but this film definitely wasn’t the best circumstances.
Atlas Shrugged, post the second
•Obstacles. Here, I think is the real weakness of Atlas Shrugged; it has few of the obstacles common to business films and those it has, it doesn’t handle well.
Physical obstacles and attacks are popular in railroad movies: Indians in Union Pacific or the ruthless rival railroad in Zorro Rides Again, for instance. Not a problem for Dagny and Rearden, however (even when Dagny walks through an urban hellhole in the dead of night, nobody hassles her).
Gambling your business on one spin of the wheel is a natural dramatic ploy for a business movie (in Forty-Second Street, everyone’s job depends on whether Ruby Keeler can step in for the star at the last minute), but that’s not an issue here either. As Edroso points out, the flawless superiority of Rearden metal is never in doubt, and Dagny and Rearden never doubt it either, so the triumphant train ride on Rearden metal tracks is devoid of tension: We know it’s good, they know it’s good, proving it is merely a dull formality.
I wonder, by the way, if this reflects Rand’s emphasis on theme: If there were valid questions or risks, then the people questioning the “John Galt line” couldn’t be dismissed as quivering cowards, spineless socialists or scheming rivals standing in the way of man’s progress (which reminds me of one reason I love the political drama The Contender, for suggesting that making Joan Allen’s Senate nomination vote a referendum on her sex life is wrong, even though she’s not a perfect candidate).
Boardroom conflict is another reliable source of drama, but I don’t think Atlas does much with that, either. Dagny keeps telling James he’s screwing up, but rather than battle him for control of the family line, she goes off and founds her own. Rearden’s jealous steel-making rivals never confront him, they work through seedy political deals to tie his hands—and neither Rearden nor Dagny ever even confronts the political schemers and lobbyists working to undermine them, or sets their own in play. There’s never a real face-off with anyone on the other side, which undercuts the potential for drama. There aren’t even the angry mobs besieging Rearden factories that we saw in The Fountainhead or the fishermen trying to destroy the Thunder Bay oil rig.
The lack of detail wouldn’t matter so much if there’d been more conflict. Rearden metal could just as easily be a McGuffin everyone’s fighting over. But all we get is enough conflict to move the plot along, not enough to make it interesting.
Atlas Shrugged: Part one of three posts
Atlas Shrugged is a bad movie, but far too bland to be entertainingly bad.
Roy Edroso and Roger Ebert have done outstanding reviews (and here’s Edroso’s take on the right-wing attempts to praise the movie), so I’ll focus on just two aspects: Atlas Shrugged as a movie about business, and the problems of setting a 50 year old novel five years into the future. For reasons of length, I’ll be breaking it up into three parts.
There have been lots of movies about business, along with many that just use business as a backdrop for a murder mystery, social satire, etc. I think the successful ones have certain things in common—almost none of which are found in Atlas Shrugged.
•Details. Forty-Second Street (a film which treats Broadway very much as a business) shows a lot of the work involved in putting on a show. All the President’s Men and Day the Earth Caught Fire both give a lot of attention to the daily grind of hunting down a difficult story (though they’re not business movies per se). Skyscraper Souls presents Warren Williams’ skyscraper as a bustling, complex business, and we’re given a detailed look at the financial manipulations he uses to get the money he needs.
We get none of that in Atlas Shrugged. When asked why she’s enthused about Rearden Metal, Dagny simply asserts “I see what I see” (my impression of engineers is that they wax a lot more technical about that stuff). As for business, there’s rarely any more detail than who gets paid to invest in what; the only real details is about the various political machinations being employed to destroy Rearden’s dreams.
We see Rearden glance at his mills but doesn’t do anything except sign papers and discuss government regulation. Dagny starts a new company, but other than staring down the union men who question her, she doesn’t do much running it, and takes what appears to be two or three weeks off at the end of the movie to hunt down the lost inventor of a super-motor. There’s nothing other than the film’s say so that indicates most of the people John Galt is luring away are anybody special; the most Dagny can say about one of her employees who goes Galt is that he had management potential.
•Visionaries. Gary Cooper in The Fountainhead, Orson Welles in Citizen Kane, Warren Williams in Skyscraper Souls. Jimmy Stewart trying to develop an off-shore oil well in Thunder Bay. All passionate about what they’re doing. All determined to make it to the top (ditto the scrappy hero of the low-budget newspaper drama, park Row). We get some of that here—Rearden is clearly passionate about his metal, and an oil baron gets quite enthused about his business, but nothing compared to Cooper or Welles, Williams or Stewart (all much better actors of course).
Busy, Busy
In addition to making up for last week’s missed writing time, I’m trying to do some extra eHows to compensate for a spike in my expenses. So today’s post is going to be links about copyright.
Here, Ursula LeGuin explains why Google’s plan to digitize all the out of print books it can get its hands on would have been a bad idea (for one thing, “out of print” does not mean “out of copyright”). More analysis here and here.
For the flip side, North Carolina blogger and gay-rights activist Pam Spaulding blogs about Righthaven, a media group that’s aggressively threatening blogs that publish any copyrighted material. Even stuff Righthaven’s backers don’t have clear copyright for, or that falls into “fair use,” according to Spaulding.
As an unrelated bonus, here‘s a post from Spaulding ripping apart Catholic zealot Bill Donohue’s rationalization that all that supposed Catholic child abuse was just gay teens and gay priests getting it on, and criticizing the church is just proof Catholics are oppressed, so there.
Undead Sexist Cliches: Chicks hate Sci-Fi!
Some of you may have heard of this NYT review, in which one Ginia Bellafante bemoans the fact HBO is adapting Game of Thrones instead of something gritty and real like The Wire or Sopranos. This blog post vivisects Bellafante superbly, particularly the problem of Bellafante assuming her distaste for fantasy (“The Dungeons and Dragons aesthetic.”) as a genre has anything to do with the quality of the series.
The part which caught most people’s attention wasn’t that as much as Bellafante’s assertion that the sex scenes are only there to attract female viewers, since George R.R. Martin’s epic “is boy fiction patronizingly turned out to reach the population’s other half … all of this illicitness has been tossed in as a little something for the ladies, out of a justifiable fear, perhaps, that no woman alive would watch otherwise.” (Is she suggesting that sex scenes aren’t of interest to men?—which would certainly be a novel take on gendered viewing). And while she concedes some women probably like fantasy, she personally has never met one.
While this bit of sexism is hardly comparable to “women shouldn’t have the vote!” in terms of seriousness, it does appear to be a deep-rooted cliché. It’s the same reason the SciFi Channel gave for switching to SyFy—women think of science fiction as crappy geek stuff that fat nerds watch in their mother’s basement, so they had to get away from the name to lure female viewers.
It is, of course, complete bullshit. I know plenty of women who love SF/fantasy (one of my friends has 90+ Andre Norton books, to name just one example); I know many more who don’t particularly care for the genre but like particular authors (Rowling, Tolkien, Charlaine Harris). I doubt it’s a majority taste, but it’s common enough women who like this genre are hardly the aberration in the structure of reality Bellafante assumes.
What’s really surprising is that this kind of gendered thinking even crops up within the genre, aired by writers, editors and critics. Back in the 1970s, I read more than one dismissal of fantasy fiction that explained it’s all boy stuff that no woman would read: Testosterone-fueled Conan knockoffs who feed adolescent boys’ pathetic fantasies.
Admittedly there were quite a lot of bad Conan clones back then, but there was also Andre Norton’s Witch World, Ursula LeGuin’s Earthsea and the countless classic works republished by Ballantine Books. All anyone had to do to know this argument was bullshit was look around.
In the 1990s, this argument got reversed: Fantasy, in contrast to the rugged manliness of SF, was girly stuff. The reason it had so many women writers and fans was that their fluffy female minds couldn’t fathom serious fiction about technology and ideas, so instead they turned to sappy fiction about unicorns and princesses and fairies with no icky science to interfere with their pretty daydreams (admittedly this wasn’t the way anyone phrased it at the time, but it’s how I’ve always taken it).
In reality of course, some women love hard science and hard SF. Some women love Conan. I know women who love the Game of Thrones series (I don’t myself, but that’s another matter). Does Bellafante assume all women read serious fiction? Harlequin romances? Chick lit? Georgette Heyer? (No criticism intended of those who do read those things).
Like I said, it’s a trivial thing. But it still annoys me.
Filed under Movies, Politics, Reading, Undead sexist cliches


