Monthly Archives: October 2012

The dread deadline doom

So today I submitted Peace With Honor just ahead of the deadline. This has me reflecting on the old saying that writers would never finish anything without a deadline.
I can safely say that one is bunk. Outside of submitting my Applied Science series on Big Pulp, this is the only time I’ve had someone ask me for fiction on a deadline. Nevertheless, I have finished multiple novels and lots of short stories without any deadline but my own.
That being said, deadlines do help. I certainly wouldn’t have finished Peace With Honor a little under three months without one (although that’s partly because I’d be working on multiple projects instead of focusing on one).
While self-imposed deadlines—my usual kind—help, they don’t have the compelling power of someone saying “Yes, I’ll buy this if you get it in” with the implied corollary of “If you don’t make deadline, I won’t take it.”
Precisely because I so rarely have them for fiction, they scare the hell out of me. It’s relatively simple with nonfiction: The facts create a framework to operate within: Stuff to learn, interviews to schedule. With fiction, even given basic guidelines and an agreed-on premise, as I had with this story, it all has to come out of my mind. And there’s always the risk it won’t be there.
Though to date, I’ve delivered 12 Applied Science stories (only ten of them up so far) and now this one. So I probably should stop worrying … but somehow I doubt I will.

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Undead sexist cliche: There is no Republican war on women

And of course, Mitt Romney supports feminism.
First, Kathleen Parker writes a column I start out agreeing with: We shouldn’t be taking time to debate issues such as birth control, abortion, and a woman’s right not to have a rapist’s baby. But in her view, it’s because these silly issues are just a sideshow. The real issues—well, I’m not sure what Parker thinks they are, but they’re not reproductive issues, and anyway it’s all Obama’s fault because contraception was never an issue until Obama forced churches to buy it for their employees: “women have had access to birth control for decades, and no one is trying to take it away.”
This, of course, is a lie. Right-to-lifers—or as Digby calls them, forced birthers—have been working to shut off access to birth control for years. Whether it’s allowing any employer to refuse to pay for a plan that covers birth control (but so far as I know, not entitling an employer to refuse Viagra to unmarried men or a Scientologist to refuse to cover antidepressants) or shutting down Planned Parenthood or proclaiming that only irresponsible sluts use birth control, it is definitely not a side issue.Echidne has more at the link, and No More Mr. Nice Blog has thoughts here.
In related links:
•John Scalzi suggests how Repubs look to the rapists. Digby makes the same point: If women have no control over when the get pregnant, they have no control over their lives.
•Slacktivist reminds us that evangelical opposition to abortion is relatively recent (I’d have been in my teens when they decided this was an issue).
•Slacktivist also reports the unsurprising news that getting HPV vaccine doesn’t turn girls into sex-crazed sluts.
Echidne has more dissection of Parker at the link.
Then we have a study claiming once again that men will only accomplish anything if women approach something as prostitution—a favor to give away in return for suitable amounts of cash or prestige. Therefore, if women give away the cow, men will just sit back and enjoy and society will fall! And besides, the very fact that men run the world and have for centuries proves that women aren’t qualified to accomplish anything, so letting women work instead of becoming whores—er, wives—is just wasteful because women suck. No, I’m not making this one up.
•Then we have libertarian Nick Gillespie showing once again that libertarians—who theoretically i could side with on social issues—can always be counted on to side with the most pro-business candidate (even though Obama is hardly anti-business), regardless of restrictions on people’s social lives.
•Slacktivist tackles the theology of Richard Mourdock’s assertion God plans rape pregnancies. A follow-up here and my post on this topic here. Hecate Demeter points out that in other crimes, the law is supposed to restore your situation—get back your property or pay for your loss. In Mourdock’s eyes (and he ain’t no outlier in Republican politics), once you’re raped you’re stuck with it. And I don’t somehow see him voting government funds to pay for your prenatal medical care either.
No wonder the GOP is split on whether to go with racism or misogyny as a political tactic.
•Just to be fair, let’s note that sexism isn’t unique to the right. And as many accounts of sexual harassment online have shown, it often has no political bias other than “get off my Internet you bitch!”
If the right-wing really got the rollback of feminism it wants, how many people would be cheering, I wonder?
And last but not least (I hope), my latest And column on the war on women Parker says doesn’t exist.

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TV and graphic novels

Courtesy of a friend’s tapes, I finally caught up with the last season of BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD right before the move (so no wonder I forgot it until now) as Bats continues teaming up with Superman, Adam Strange, Green Lantern, Atom and others. Highlights include Joker: The Vile and the Villainous in which the Clown Prince of Time teams up with various villains, and the wildly insane, in-joke laden ending episode guest-starring Batmite and Ambush Bug. If not the best Bat-series, far from the worst.

William Hartnell must have had a field day in DOCTOR WHO: The Romans, a broadly comic episode in which the Doctor and Vicki get taken to Rome under the impression they’re a famous musician and his slave, forcing the Doctor to pull increasingly absurd tricks to keep the truth hidden. Meanwhile Barbara becomes a Roman slave and Ian becomes a gladiator, but Hartnell steals the show as the Doctor and Maureen O’Brian remains a lively companion.

I also finished up the third season of ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, which includes one moderately successful plot (the North Pole shifts to the tropics and Boris schemes to become the new Santa as a result) and a classic one involving feuding hillbillies, moon men Gidney and Cloyd and the Kerwood Derby, which makes the wearer a super-genius (the title is a joke on TV celebrity Derwood Kirby, who threatened to sue; Bullwinkle creator Jay Ward offered to pay Kirby’s legal fees and realizing he’d only give the show publicity with a court case, Kirby backed off). The Fractured Fairy Tales feature pretty much gave up on fairy tale parodies this season and become just wacky stories against a fairy-tale background (still funny though) but Dudley Doright, Aesop and Son and Mr. Peabody and Sherman continue as always.

The first volume of the BLACK BUTLER manga is much slower paced than the anime, taking much more time to reveal that in addition to being a superhumanly perfect butler and major domo, Sebastian is also an agent of hell assigned to help his master’s war on crime (it’s as if Bruce Wayne made a pact with hell and got Alfred). Good, regardless, though the back-to-front layout of manga often confuses me.

FRANKENSTEIN, AGENT OF SHADE: War of the Monsters by Jeff Lemire and J.G. Jones is a New 52 DC Comics series that follows up the version of Frankenstein Grant Morrison introduced in his terrific Seven Soldiers of Victory minseries a few years back: Frankenstein and his estranged are now employed as special agents for the Super Human Advanced Defense Executive, led by mysterious immortal Father Time (who regenerates into a small child at the start of this) and aided by post-reboot versions of Ray Palmer (the Silver Age Atom) and the Creature Commandoes. Comes off as a Hellboy knockoff (monster hunters who are monsters themselves—a concept that also turns up in Section Zero and the Perhapanauts), but a fun one.

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Movies and Books

In addition to the flaws I mentioned earlier this week, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: On Stranger Tides (2011) suffers from generally just being bland: Without being an actual comedy, the real focus is on Jack Sparrow’s wacky doings, with elements of the source novel awkwardly squeezed in. Ian McShane is a bland Blackbeard (and where the ghost pirates of the first book were chilling, magic in the Pirates universe is so routine now that crewing his ship with the living dead is actually dull), Penelope Cruz is wasted as his spitfire daughter and Geoffrey Rush makes a pointless return as Barbossa (now rather warm and fuzzy instead of murderous). Avoid! “I was wrong—some souls cannot be redeemed.”
BROADWAY DANNY ROSE (1984) is another of Woody Allen’s Bob Hopeish vehicles, with Allen as a small-time talent agent whose efforts to help a rising star with his tangled love life result in mobsters marking Allen out for death, forcing him on the lam with Mia Farrow. While the plot would work for Hope, comparing it to Love and Death or Sleeper, shows Allen’s on-screen persona has changed away from that—I could see Hope saddled with these inept acts, but he’d be trying to dump them, not build them into successes. Entertaining. “Believe me, Lou is not the sort of man who would cheat with more than one woman at a time.”
SLEEP, MY LOVE (1948) has wealthy Claudette Colbert Wake Up Amnesiac on a train with no idea what she’s doing there—which we soon learn is part of husband Don Ameche’s plan to knock her off and enjoy her wealth with his surly mistress (Hazel Brooks). Colbert and good guy Robert Cummings seem a little too normal for noir, but Ameche is startingly creepy as an unnatural calm villain, as is henchman George Colouris; overall, worth the watching. Keye Luke has a supporting role as Cummings’ buddy “I want everything she’s got—a house, a name, a man—and I want them tonight.”
THE CASTLE OF CAGLIOSTRO (1979) was Miyazaki’s directing debut, taking anime protagonist Lupin III into a quest for foolproof counterfeit bills that leads him to the title fortress, a helpless princess and the scheming Count Cagliostro himself. An outstanding adventure, thoroughly entertaining even if you’ve never seen the anime series (which I hadn’t at the time I watched it first). “Do not forget, damsel, to always trust in your thief.”

Much of James Branch Cabell’s fiction is in a series called the Biography of Manuel, centering around friends and kin of Manuel the ruler of Poictesme. It wasn’t until late in the series that Cabell wrote the actual biography of Manuel, FIGURES OF EARTH: A Comedy of Appearances, telling how an ordinary swineherd ambitious to see the world finds himself increasingly dragged down by hot women, domesticity, children and the need to keep up appearances. Manuel comes off as even more manipulative than Jurgen, though his cynicism is ultimately a lot darker—Jurgen can at least embrace his squabbling marriage as a happy ending, but Manuel finds himself doubting whether anything in his life has meaning (as he explains in some annoyingly long speeches). Good, but not Cabell’s best.
After The Unknown Ajax and Black Sheep, it was a pleasure to a read a first-rate Georgette Heyer novel: THE GRAND SOPHY is a flamboyant young woman who arrives at her relatives while her father is overseas and immediately starts sorting out their unsatisfactory love lives, despite the objections of one cousin who finds her Obnoxious and Irritating (and we know what leads to in romances). Although the scene with the Evil Jewish Moneylender doesn’t age well, this is otherwise a great romp that could easily be tweaked into a screwball comedy.
LAND OF UNREASON by L. Sprague decamp and Fletcher Pratt has a Yank in England kidnapped by a drunken brownie who mistakes him for a potential changeling, then dragooned into the service of the faerie court and getting strange hints as he sets out on his quest that he has a Mysterious Destiny … Very much in the mode of the authors’ Harold Shea series, but not as successful. Part of that may be because this is an expanded short story and some of the elements (like a run-in with a Yankee farmer) don’t really fit with the rest of this (so I’m guessing they’re what filled it out).
And one last recommendation: My friend Katherine Traylor has a short story up on her blog for Halloween. She’s good.

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God didn’t say ha!

In other words, this week went much better than last.
I didn’t have the interruptions or disruptions that daunted me all through the previous week. I was not as focused as I would have liked, particularly yesterday and today, but overall it was pleasing. My new schedule seems to work well.
•I read Peace With Honor to my writing group, got enthusiastic responses, made a few changes in response to some of the criticism (making it clear the girl who rides the Vietnamese monster is not, in fact, riding naked; fixing an error in the military setting one veteran pointed out). I completed the penultimate draft, which I’ll print out and proof next week.
•I resumed replotting Brain From Outer Space, and I’m pleased. It’s not OMG, This Is It, but it’s coming together better than it has in the past. I shall try to tie up the remaining questions I have on the plot next week—but even if I don’t, I’m going to start writing in November. It’s past due.
•I have a very good draft of a new flash fiction story, Atlas Shagged.
•I underperformed on eHows, partly because of the unfocusing noticed above, partly because I have a new article I’m working on for Raleigh Public Record. I really have a hard time focusing with those—not to the point I miss deadline, but my mind often dawdles when it should be concentrating. Overall though, my concentration is improving amazingly: I don’t usually check email while I work (they’re right, it does take time away!) and I’m much, much better about not going on the Internet while working on fiction (which requires the highest concentration).
•I still have some odds and ends of work to do this evening, but nothing major (ehow rewrites, work on a new And column). I thought I’d take care of blogging first, though.
•Last but not least, ehows paid for this week:
•My Domestic Partner Lives With Me: Can I Claim Head of Household?
•Do You Have to Claim Retirement Plan Monies on Federal Income Taxes?
•Does Name on Title of Home Allow Mortgage Interest Deduction?
•Can an Older Child Receive a Deceased Father’s Social Security Income?
•Do We Need to Give Our Babysitter a 1099 Tax Form?
•Is a Roth Spousal IRA Subject to RMDs?
•Can a Contract Be Void if Its Purpose Is Legal?
•Does Owning a Pit Bull Raise Your Homeowners Insurance?
•Can a Lien Be Put on a House When Someone Is Sued Who Is Not on the Mortgage?
•Am I Responsible for My Husband’s Credit Card Debt When He Dies?
•What if I Don’t Have Enough Credits for Social Security Benefits When I Retire?
•Do You Pay FICA on Deductions for an IRA?
•Can I Deduct a Professional License on My Taxes?
•Can a Homeowner Give a 1099 Form to a Contractor?
•Financial Stability of Being Single Vs. Being Married
•How Much Do You Get Back on a Tax Return as Married Vs. Single?
•What Are Bureaucratic Ethics?
•If I Buy Stock for My Roth IRA, Do I Pay Taxes on Dividends?
•Does Credit Card Debt Affect Getting a Home Loan?
•Types of Trading: Swing Trading & Day Trading

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Republican bigotry and other morning links

In light of my post earlier this week about religion, here’s an example of a pastor bearing false witness against Obama—and, of course, breaking the law by using his church for an open political endorsement.
•Someone smears an Obama campaign HQ with swastikas. An apparent white supremacist expresses his views at a Romney event.Conservative pundit Ann Althouse’s response: How dare liberals bring up such a disgusting thing(“They say the opportunity to go racial and they took it!”)! A star of a Sen. Scott Brown re-election ad has a lot of racial and gay issues (in another sleazy moment, Brown dismisses asbestos victims thanking his opponent for her help as paid actors).
It’s not that all Repub voters are racists, white supremacists or sexist toads. But from the point of view of the party, voters who are are perfectly welcome in the big tent: For the past 20 years, Republicans have been treating white supremacists, extreme theocrats and others as just one more special interest group whose votes should be courted. So it’s no surprise that when those groups speak out, they speak out pro-Republican.
And the more they speak out without anyone denouncing them, the more other people assume it’s kosher in the party to be a sexist, racist homophobe. And the more sexist, racist homophobes are drawn to Republicans, the more incentive the party has to cater to them. And so the Overton window (the range of what’s considered “acceptable” in public discussion) shifts further to the ugly. In that light, I guess I should be glad that some Republicans do object to saying stuff like this out loud. Even if it’s more about losing votes than principles, defending them only legitimizes the stance. Or simply denying that there’s any bigotry or anti-woman politics in the current Republican party.
•Speaking of which, GOP candidate Richard Mourdock stands by his claim that if a woman gets pregnant from rape, God wants that baby born. At Salon, Irin Carmon suggests another reason we’re hearing so much creepy talk like this: The Tea Party has brought in a surge of candidates fresh from the base and they haven’t learned to cloak their views for the mainstream audience.

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On Stranger Tides: Why Jack Sparrow Makes a Lousy Protagonist

The only reason I Netflixed Pirates of the Caribbean IV: On Stranger Tides (2011) is that I’m a big fan of the Tim Powers book it’s based on. I knew making Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow the lead would require mutilating the story (I was right) and I wasn’t that impressed with III, but still, I wanted to give it a try.
I’ll get into it more this weekend, but for right now I want to focus on one huge problem: Jack. He’s a lousy hero, at least for something like this.
I don’t mean the fact he’s a pirate, a schemer and a scoundrel: Plenty of heroes make that work. But he’s a funny man, and the movie isn’t exactly a comedy.
I read a pamphlet some years back (I think Darrell Schweitzer was one of the authors) that said your hero has to fit the story you’re doing. Someone who charges into action when you need a plotter and a schemer, or someone who schemes when you need bold action is going to wreck the story: If Othello starred in Hamlet (to use Schweitzer’s example), he’d have run Claudius through in the first act.
I agree. I know the standard rule is that you come up with great characters and let them dictate the story, but unless your story is character centered, I’m not sure that works. If you’re writing a mystery, for instance, something has got to happen to your character so he can get involved and solve it. It’s not crime to let the plot dictate your character, as long as the character works. For example, your plot may require someone tough, swaggering and dumb, but if you then have him act like a canny, subtle schemer because you need him to make the plot work … well, unless you knit the two sets of traits together somehow, your story has problems.
Jack Sparrow works great as a colorful supporting character in Curse of the Black Pearl. He’s eccentric, quite unique, but since we’ve got Will and Elizabeth, two normal people, as protagonists, it still works as a straight adventure.
Not On Stranger Tides. Jack Sparrow is just too … Jack Sparrow to have the goals or drive a protagonist needs. Sure, he wants the Black Pearl, but it doesn’t affect the plot much. He also wants to find the Fountain of Youth but I’ve no idea why—we’re told he does but that’s about it.
He’s not dynamic enough to root for as a straight hero or really thrill to his exploits (and he’s not really swashing his buckler much in this one, so exploits are few). That would have worked in a comedy, something like Bob Hope’s The Princess and the Pirate, but this isn’t one. It’s a fantasy adventure we’re supposed to take somewhat seriously, but Depp undercuts the seriousness without turning it into a comedy or parody. Result: Failure. Even the serious bits feel oddly shoehorned in, such as the relationship of one theological student (the original protagonist of Powers’ book, IIRC) and a mermaid.
I doubt it’s the last we see of Jack (even if the big-screen series is dead, there’s always TV), but it may be the last time I watch him.

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I link you, you link me, we’re a happy family

Lawyers, Guns and Money rips into the idea liberals shouldn’t vote because Obama’s too flawed a candidate. Much as I’ve criticized Obama over drone warfare, failure to prosecute torture and so on, I’m in agreement on this. I’d be delighted if he was close to the socialist radical Repubs fantasize he is, but you go to the polls with the politicians you got. And the cost of a Repub presidency to gays, women and the economy is more than I can stomach. LGM follows up here.
•Digby points out that no well-armed civilian has ever stopped a mass shooting with a gun. Maybe he has a point that activists on other issues can learn from the NRA.
•An example of the kind of hard-working poor that Romney and Ryan (and many others) think of as parasites.
•A useful reminder that when we put the 10 Commandments up in a public place we’re not only favoring “Judeo-Christian” faith over others, we’re favoring a particular branch of Judaism or Christianity.
•A Soviet judge considers the Russian punk group Pussy Riot to be attacking religion just by virtue of being feminist. I am less sanguine than the blogger that we can’t find people who think the same here (I bet Jared and Douglas Wilson would sign up).
•Muslim countries call for a worldwide blasphemy ban.
•Non-political: A look at a 1960s story where the Teen Titans meet some hippies. As one of the commenters points out, it’s a goofy story but author Bob Haney shows the hippy movement more respect than most comics creators did back then (and I really like the Guru’s message board for runaways looking to head home).
•Bill O’Reilly suggests we sanction Iran until it lets in weapons inspectors. Trouble is, Iran was letting them in when he said it.
•As I’ve noted before, some of the “47 percent” are voting for Romney.

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Why mixing religion and politics is bad for religion, too

According to Slacktivist, evangelist legend Billy Graham has long regretted dabbling in politics in the 1970s, and giving support to Nixon not over matters of faith but matters of politics (note: It’s not Nixon per se—Graham feels using his religious standing to imply God’s blessing on political players is generally a bad idea). His church has also long described Mormonism as a cult.
Guess what? Billy Graham—at least according to his son Franklin—now endorses Romney. And by an amazing coincidence, all references to the LDS Church as a cult have dropped from the church website.
I disagree with Graham’s characterization of LDS as a cult, but if he was sincere in that description, that means he (or his son, who’s much keener on being a Jerry Falwell/Ralph Reed-style political player) has now dropped that for no other reason than a Mormon has the Republican vote. Which would seem to be putting politics before faith. It’s not, after all, like he couldn’t support Romney and still condemn the church … but he didn’t (a stance brilliantly parodied here).
It’s hardly the first time. Consider Rick Santorum: While he wears his Catholicism on his slave and favors imposing Catholic doctrine on gay marriage, abortion and birth control on everyone of every faith, he also departs from church doctrine on such issues as “welfare reform, the war in Afghanistan and Iraq, and some immigration policies.” All points on which Catholic positions differ from Republican orthodoxy. I’m sure Santorum is sincere, but it feels a lot like he’s redefining his faith to match up with his politics. And for that matter, redefining all Christianity, since he’s stated that you can’t be a real Christian if you’re a liberal.
Or consider the late Jerry Falwell. After Jimmy Carter’s election in 1976, Falwell announced that Carter had told him he was going to appoint gays to his cabinet so that it would reflect the makeup of America. This was a lie: In defiance of the Commandments, Falwell bore false witness against another. And someone who, whether or not Falwell agreed with his politics, was also his brother in Christ, which is supposed to entitle him to some degree of respect (Falwell participated in similar falsehoods under Clinton, another lifelong churchgoer who had the wrong politics).
Likewise in the Dover teaching-creationism case some years back, school board members openly lied under oath in the courtroom. About their religious motives in putting creationism in the classroom. About taking money from a local church to buy creationist textbooks. About the books being creationist (they were “intelligent design” books created by taking a creationist textbook and reprinting it with “intelligent design”substituted for the C-word). Their lawyers said afterwards that the big mistake was not lying better.
The Bible says that a Christian cannot serve both God and mammon (another tenet Republicans like to forget). I think it’s also the case you can’t serve God and partisan politics. Instead of fighting for a cause—as the civil rights movement did, to take the classic example—it’s easy to become a special interest group fighting for power. Justifying your actions by the fact that God wants you, or your candidate in charge; if you have to lie about someone else, it’s all for God’s glory, somehow, sort of. If you have to compromise your principals, well once you get a nice Biblically-based government (which I’d oppose anyway, but that’s a separate point) in power and there’s never any threat, you can start being Godly again.
Guess what? The true faith of people like Falwell and Santorum and Graham is not found in the person they want to be when the political fighting is done. It’s found in how they act now. Which is to choose power and politics over principle.

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A couple more Undead Sexist Cliches …

Echidne of the Snakes looks at a new study analyzing how conventionally masculine or feminine the features of male and female politicians (respectively) are. The conclusion of the sutdy is that female Repubs conform most to the “typical” face of their gender.
The conclusion presented in various media outlets: Republican women are hotter! Which is not the same thing.
The fuss made over the study seems to suggest it plugs into a very Undead Sexist Cliche: Liberal women are ugly creatures because they don’t care about their looks, don’t shave their legs, don’t shave their armpits, don’t wear short skirts, wear sensible shoes, etc., etc. And if true, this is somehow a coup for the right-wing. Because, you know, if feminists don’t look hot, we can’t take them seriously. Or alternatively, they’re only feminists because they’re not hot: They’re independent because they’re too plain or ugly or man-hating to find a man to take care of them, which is all Real Women want.
Men rarely get this kind of crap (though it’s not unknown—Maureen Dowd has been mocking male Dem politicians for looking girly and unmasculine for years). And when they do, it’s often in the form of how their manly looks will mesmerize women voters.
Then we have Mitt Romney’s schizophrenic view that it’s noble and important to have a parent (i.e., a mother) stay home with the kids … but if a mother is on welfare “even if you have a child two years of age, you need to go to work.” and know the Dignity of Work.
Of course, with Romney this could be him pulling out of his butt whatever he feels will work at that point in time. But it also reflects a long-standing disconnect about women. As multiple people (family historian Stephanie Coontz among them) have pointed out, the image many people have of the 1950s as an age when women didn’t work ignores that many women relied heavily on women who did. Maids. Housekeepers. Cooks. Ditto the Victorian age when men and women were supposedly divided into separate spheres. The women who didn’t work were upper class; the women who did were lower class. By applying the same divisions (though probably unconsciously), Romney sees no difference between insisting his wife does indeed work and insisting that poor women who stay home with their kids do not.
I have an And column that also covers the topic.

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