My first story is up at Raleigh Public Record.
And Screen Enemies arrived for proofing today. I put in probably three hours working on getting the manuscript ready for indexing (it’s possible to index in Word automatically, but not when you have first name and last name to reverse). It’s not enjoyable (I may also not be blogging any this week as I crack down on this).
But seeing my book in semi-finished form? That’s a kick!
And here’s the latest list of eHows:
•How Much Money Can I Roll Over From My 401(k) to an IRA Rollover?
•How to Purchase an Existing Business
•How to Start a Small Business in Seattle, Washington
•How to Transfer From a Beneficiary IRA to My Own IRA
•How to Start a Business in Sacramento
•How to File for a Living Trust in Connecticut
•How to Search the Title on a Foreclosed House
•How to Compare FHA Loans
•Does an IRA Need to Be in a Living Trust?
•How to Estimate Contents for Insurance
•How to Become an Independent Contractor Working at Home
•FHA Building Specs
•Are IRAs Protected From Creditors?
•IRA Conversion Income Limits
•What Happens When You Roll Over an IRA?
•Low Income Home Buying Programs
•How to Sell Your Idea to Big Companies
•Chapter 13 Tips & Traps
•How to File for a Cheap Bankruptcy in Michigan
•How to Convert to a Roth IRA After Age 59 1/2
•Can an Estate Inherited IRA Be Split?
•Tax Credits for Solar Energy
•Paralegal Duties and Job Details
•How to Obtain a Beer License in California
•Discrimination Against Young Workers in the Workplace
•Home Owners’ Rights During Foreclosure in Texas
* How to Find Out Who Holds the Mortgage on a House
•How to Study to Become a Private Investigator in California
•How to Improve Organizational Structure
•Steps for Opening a Business
•How to Organize Shelving for an Office
•How to Modify a Chapter 13 Filing
•What Are the Distinguishing Characteristics of Identity Theft?
•Filing Chapter 13 Bankruptcy in Washington State
•Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and Employee Rights
•Chapter 13 Guidelines
•How to Make Money From Home by Baking
•Requirements to Become a Veterinarian Doctor
•What Tax Forms Do I Need If I Rollover a 401(k) to an IRA?
•What Are Bonds With Warrants?
•How to Get a Business License in Sacramento
•How to Become a Non-Profit Group & Incorporate in Massachusetts
•How to Figure Home Equity in a Divorce
•Does a Landlord Have to Provide Pest Control?
•Foreclosure & Chapter 7 Bankruptcy
•How to Lower Your Property Taxes in Los Angeles
•How to Lease Mineral Rights for Drilling
•What Can a Self-Employed Taxi Driver Deduct from His Taxes?
•U.S. Savings Bond Advantages & Disadvantages
•Tax Deductions for Insurance Agents
•How to Refinance Toxic Mortgages
•Effective Career Objectives
•How Are Personal Vehicles Handled in a Chapter 13 Bankruptcy?
•Is it Worth it to Itemize Deductions?
•How to File a Quitclaim Deed After a Divorce
•Would I Lose My Income Tax When I File for Bankruptcy?
Monthly Archives: November 2010
Lo, it begins—
Filed under Nonfiction, Screen Enemies of the American Way
The right to choose
Digby argues here that the new crop of Republican candidates are virulently anti-choice, speculates about possible policies they’ll push and worries that the Dems, as they have in the past, will consider trading away abortion rights a fair compromise in return for Tea Party support on some other matter.
I’m pro-choice. I think restricting abortion and taking the decision out of the prospective mother’s hands is wrong. And I think the argument taxpayers shouldn’t have to pay for abortion—even if it’s a federally funded clinic discussing abortion—is bullshit. Lots of taxpayers oppose the death penalty. A majority (according to some polls) opposes waging war in Iraq and Afghanistan. I don’t see any right-wingers suggesting we should take the public’s wishes as gospel.
Some right-to-lifers genuinely, if illogically, see abortion as murder: Illogical because many of them insist that mothers shouldn’t be prosecuted, that they’re mere “victims” of the abortion industry which manipulated them into rejecting the children they would otherwise have loved.
For others, however, it’s very much wrapped up with their general view of women: They should be home, barefoot, pregnant and submissive instead of out there having sex without “consequences” and being independent. Hence the assumption they’re just sheep being manipulated by the evil abortion industry. Hence the argument I heard back where I used to live, over and over: If some slut doesn’t want to have a baby, she shouldn’t have sex.
Not: She should have used birth control. Just that she shouldn’t have sex. Which is also a false argument: If that was a logical argument then presumably faithfully married women who got pregnant when the condom broke would be fully entitled to an abortion.
But it’s not logical, it’s emotional: For a lot of religious conservatives, women running around having sex outside of marriage are filthy harlots, whores of Babylon and the idea of letting them get away with it by abortion of birth control is infuriating.
One South Dakota state senator, for example, apparently thought it was perfectly reasonable to assert that rape victims were only entitled to abortion if they were virgins when the rapist struck, and if they were planning to remain virgins until marriage. Apparently for anyone else, bearing their rapists child was divine justice.
The point I’m trying to make is that even if they overturned Roe vs. Wade, or wrote so many obstacles into the law that it was effectively overturned, the religious right won’t be satisfied.
There are already groups who oppose birth control; some because they believe (erroneously as I understand it) that the Pill is an abortifacent, some because they object to birth control of any form. Some argue that using contraceptives encourages abortion because if you have sex with birth control, you’ve already decided you don’t want a baby.
Former Sen. Rick Santorum believes that giving the government the power to control everything people do in bed (not just gays, as frequently misquoted) is the only way to stop incest, polygamy, sex with animals, etc., etc. He’s not alone; I’ve read several right-wing columns vilifying the Supreme Court decision that said government had no right to proscribe the use of birth control by married couples (remember, when most right-wingers talk about being in favor of smaller, less intrusive government, they’re lying through their teeth).
So I think we could end up much, much worse than just losing the right of abortion (which would be bad). Conceivably as bad as El Salvador, where police doctors check out women who have miscarriages to make sure they haven’t aborted secretly.
Or maybe added restrictions on what women can drink, eat, or which jobs they can work at when they’re pregnant. Because they can’t be allowed to jeopardize their baby. It’s rights are not only equal to hers, they’re superior. Yeah. That would put those pushy broads in their place.
I’d like to think I’m wrong about how far they’ll go. But I wouldn’t bet one red cent on it.
Filed under Politics
Movies and books
AMERICAN BEAUTY (1999) is the black-humored comedy of how cheerleader Mina Sorvino inspires Kevin Spacey to quit his job, buy an old car, work in fastfood and try some good pot, while Thora Birch rolls her eyes and Annette Bening refuses to be a victim. Rewatching this, I felt the same I did the first time—for all it’s merits it’s just too smug about how it’s skewering suburban mores (The Ice Storm did it a lot better), and the implication it’s all Annette Bening’s fault is somewhat sexist. Still, interesting to rewatch “The couch is upholstered in Chinese silk.”
RED (2010) isn’t quite up to the cast, but it’s still enjoyably ridiculous as Mary Louise Parker finds Bruce Willis not what she expected (“I was hoping for hair.”), Brian Cox and hitwoman Helen Mirren reunite, John Malkovitch proves he’s not so paranoid and Richard Dreyfuss turns the CIA into his personal strike force. I think the biggest problem is that the underlying government-corruption plot is very stock; still, worth the time. “When she shot me three times in the chest, I knew it was love.”
WEST 32ND (2007) is a fairly stock crime drama in which a Korean-American lawyer trying to clear a teenage boy of murder finds himself going undercover with an ambitious Korean-American gangster and realizing their respective efforts to carve out a place for themselves give them a lot in common. Outside of the Korean angle, however, this is competent but too routine for me. “There are two kinds of Korean girls.”
THE CANON: A Whirligig Tour of the Beautiful Basics of Science by Natalie Angier was the result of the science-writer author’s realization that science is now supposed to be interesting only to kids and nerds (“We have museums set up to generate lots of gosh-gee-whiz enthusiasm from school kids—which fades as soon as they hit high school!”), so the book gives a crash course in the basics of physics, chemistry, biology, and so on. A good job, though a lot of this was old news to me.
CHANGES: A Novel of the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher reminds me of the comic book covers that announce “This is the issue where everything changes!”—but the effects of Harry’s efforts to stop the vampiric Red Court from sacrificing the daughter he only just discovered he has should certainly shake up the status quo in the next book. That being said, I do wish these hints Harry has some truly huge role to play would pay off, and the cliffhanger is hardly that gripping (I can think of a dozen ways he could get out of it). Still, a solid, entertaining read, as usual.
Speaking of changes, BPRD: The King of Fear wraps up the BPRD’s long-running war against the demonic frog-creatures that first appeared in Seed of Destruction and the malevolent underground descendants of the Hyperboreans, though at a high price and with new menaces arriving in the aftermath. The ending slides perilously close to deus ex machina, but overall a good job, setting up for some new directions in the upcoming BPRD: Hell on Earth.
In case anyone ever asks you
Some months back, I got into an argument with a creationist who insisted with an air of triumph that “Survival of the fittest is a tautology”—i.e., meaningless.
How do we know they’re the fittest? Because they survive! Why do they survive? Because they’re fit! The terms are never defined, therefore natural selection is based on circular logic, so forget the evidence, natural selection is a myth and evolution is WRONG!
Now I know from experience most creationists aren’t going to be deterred by counter-arguments, but I think it’s useful for evolutionary believers to have an argument handy just in case. So here it is.
Survival of the fittest is not a scientific term, it’s simply a shorthand. And Darwin did not base his theories on such a fuzzy concept (he didn’t use the phrase—borrowed from his cousin Herbert Spencer—until well after he’d written Origin of Species).
Darwin’s theory was that if organism A has an inherited trait that enables it to produce more offspring than organism B, the next generation will include more As than Bs. Then those As will breed more, and the generation after that will have an even greater proportion of As. And natural selection, if the situation continues, will produce an ever-growing number of As overtime while B fades away (it’s slightly more complicated in practice, but not too much).
This isn’t a tautology. And simple observation has confirmed the pattern time and time again. Natural selection works (even a lot of creationists admit this, they just don’t believe anything actually evolves as a result).
So if the subject comes up ….
Filed under Politics
One for Veteran’s Day
Once again, someone said it better than I can:
“Here lie officers and men of all colors. Rich men and poor men together. Here are Protestants, Catholics, Jews — all together. Here no man prefers another because of his faith, or despises a man because of his color. Here there are no quotas: how many of each group are admitted or allowed. Among these men there is no discrimination. No prejudice. No hatred. Theirs is the highest and purest democracy.
“Any among us, the living, who fail to understand that, will thereby betray those who lie here. Whoever lifts a hand in hate against a brother, or thinks himself superior to those who happen to be in a minority, makes of their sacrifice an empty and hollow mockery. Thus, do we consecrate ourselves, the living, to carry on the struggle that they began. Too much blood has gone into this soil for us to let it lie barren.”—Roland Gittelsohn, Iwo Jima memorial sermon
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Rush Limbaugh
I’ve been meaning to post about Limbaugh ever since he appeared last week on Newsweek‘s cover.
Rush Limbaugh spent the 1990s warning us that government was bad, government was evil, government was going to take away our freedom and destroy our rights. He frankly reminded me at times of the Weather Underground, even though he insisted that all the radical leftists who said the same things he was saying back in the sixties were eeeeevil.
Then W got in the White House and Limbaugh spent eight years explaining that government was going to take away our freedom and anyone who said it was was a filthy stinking rotten cowardly Commie Islamofascist traitor who wanted the terrorists to win. Torture? A fraternity hazing! Spying on Americans? Keeping us safe!
Then Obama got in and suddenly we’re back to Government Is Evil again and Limbaugh announcing that “I hope he fails.” If anyone had said that under Bush, Limbaugh would have been calling for a public horsewhipping (one leftwinger said before the Iraq invasion that he did sort of hope it would fail horribly to discourage more invasions—but given what was at stake, he had to hope it went well. Right wingers held this up as proof of how evil liberals were—though I don’t know if Limbaugh weighs in).
Taking Limbaugh’s opinion of anything seriously is a waste of time (taking him seriously, given the influence he has, is another matter). He’s a Republican mouthpiece who by his own admission would sooner see the president fail than fix things, if it’s not a president he supports.
The fact that he’s the icon of the Republican right says more about them than they probably want to admit.
Filed under Politics
Mrs. Robinson
As I said yesterday, Anne Bancroft’s Mrs. Robinson quite fascinates me.
I don’t think she did when I first watched the film in college, many years ago: She was obviously the villain, cheating on her husband and then selfishly trying to keep Benjamin (Dustin Hoffman) from finding love with Elaine.
Rewatching The Graduate, I still don’t like her, but I found it interesting how little we know of what’s behind her bored, WASP-arrogant facade (I don’t think we even get her first name).
The only personal information we get is when Benjamin, desperate to convince himself there’s more going on than screwing, badgers her into opening up about her marriage. She tells him they met in college, she got pregnant, they got married. It’s a painful scene, since she understandably doesn’t want to talk about this (Ben, determined to forge a connection, doesn’t notice).
Beyond that, and a passing statement she’s an alcoholic, nada. Which raised questions in my mind: Is she a serial adulterer? Why seduce Ben—because she has the upper hand? Because she finds him attractive? Because she figures he won’t tell? Because she can pretend she’s young again?
And why does she refuse to let Benjamin see Elaine? Jealousy/possessiveness? A desire not to see her daughter happier than she is? Or does she figure a guy who sleeps with married women isn’t good enough for Elaine?
I have the vague idea for a story here … not sure what, yet, but it’s there. Because some day I want to find out what makes Mrs. Robinson tick.
Filed under Movies
Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson
“Willing suspension of disbelief” is a bigger deal than it’s made out to be.
Suspension of disbelief is usually described as how we read SF or fantasy (and often, action films): We know perfectly well that vampires don’t exist, Santa Claus doesn’t exist, and the weight of giant-size humans would probably snap their own bones. Nevertheless, we’re able to watch Buffy, Miracle on 34th Street or The Amazing Colossal Man and for the duration of the show or movie, accept a world where those things can happen.
JRR Tolkien states in On Fairy Stories that he hates the idea of people going “Oh, magic, isn’t that silly. But let’s pretend it’s real, shall we?” and finds it patronizing. He has a point: If you’re consciously suspending disbelief (“It’s just a movie, stop being so picky!”), the story isn’t doing its job; in one that works, like LOTR, Conan or the first season of Heroes, disbelief goes away without a conscious effort.
One observation I’ve seen on this topic is that the audience can swallows violations of legal procedure, science and medicine, but not behavior: If people don’t behave like real people, disbelief is inevitable. I don’t agree with that, which is what brings me to The Graduate.
For those who don’t know, Dustin Hoffman plays college graduate Benjamin Braddock in this 1967 comedy. He’s unsure where he wants to go with his life; insecure, including sexually; doesn’t want to follow his parents in their complacent suburban lifestyle; and makes bad life choices such as letting Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft, whom I may make a separate post on later) lure him into an affair.
Despite Mrs. Robinson’s objections, Ben starts dating her daughter Elaine (Katharine Ross) who breaks it off when she learns about the affair. After a couple of months of her shutting Benjamin out, she goes back to school; Benjamin then tells his parents he’s going to marry her. He rents an apartment in Berkley, shadows her around and keeps asking her to marry him even when he learns she’s involved with another man.
When Benjamin learns she’s getting married, he rushes to the church, arrives mid-ceremony and drags a delighted Elaine out of there (though the ending is much more ambiguous than happy).
As Gavin deBecker noted in The Gift of Fear, this is classic stalker behavior: Following her everywhere, convincing himself she’s his one true love, refusing to give up even when she decides to marry his rival. Yet here, it’s evidence—well maybe not of true love, given the ending, but it’s clear that breaking up the wedding is a triumph over parental oppression and a Good Thing.
And it works. Because it’s a good movie, and we’re willing to accept its slant on things.
Likewise, consider the original Parent Trap. As one review of the VHS edition noted, this is a movie about a deeply dysfunctional family: The parents split up, each taking one of their twin girls; never attempt to contact the other daughter; and tell their respective children that she never had a sister and her other parent is dead (IIRC, the Dennis Quaid remake tried to come up with an explanation for all this).
But in the movie as presented, there’s nothing dysfunctional going on, it’s just a convenient set up for the twin Hayley Mills to discover each other’s existence and reunite their parents. And again, it still works for me, even though I see that critic’s point.
I think disbelief regarding human behavior is entirely possible, assuming the following:
•We enjoy the movie or the book.
•It’s part of the premise to set things up (as mystery writer Lawrence Block once observed, it’s perfectly acceptable to use implausible coincidences to kick off your plot).
•It’s not too far out of line with human nature (in the movies, obsessive behavior and true love are often joined at the hip).
•It doesn’t press too many buttons. I’ve never been able to accept a story where a woman really enjoys being raped, for instance.
To paraphrase theX-Files, I think we want to believe; otherwise, we wouldn’t be spending the time reading or watching things. The creators’ job is to make sure nothing gets in our way.
Things I learned yesterday
Having two short stories turned down in two days (Past is Epilog and a reprint) is a lot easier to bear when I’ve sold several stories recently to counter-balance (seeing the latest Applied Science story out helps a lot).
•Apparently eHow won’t be the sum total of my nonfiction: I’m doing a freelance assignment for the Raleigh Public Record later this week.
•Regardless of the fact I know I can do it, the thought of a new market and a new deadline makes me slightly nervous.
•Wrapping up my eHows for the day after dinner is a Big Mistake. I frequently overrun my 5 p.m. quitting time, but at least having a sense of quitting time keeps me focused; working in the evening, I can just go on and on taking far too much time to get things done (particularly when I leave a lot of eHow work until that time).
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