The Count of Monte Cristo is a great yarn by Alexander Dumas, though I admit I couldn’t get into the unabridged edition. The 1934 film THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO (1934) stars Robert Donat as Edmund Dantes, condemned to life imprisonment by three schemers (one wants his lover Mercedes, one wants his promotion as ship captain, one has political reasons), sent to the inescapable Chateau d’If, and pronounced dead to ensure the bullshit charge will never come to trial.
Decades later, Dantes breaks out of prison, having received a world-class education from a fellow prisoner along with directions to a horde of treasure. Dantes uses the money to establish himself as a nobleman, then comes to France to arrange revenge on his three tormentors.
The movie takes considerable liberties with the book. I can understand giving Dantes a happy ending (Mercedes has never stopped loving him) but there’s a lot of emphasis on Dantes as an agent of justice rather than revenge — he’s not hunting these men down in retaliation but because of the crimes they’re committing against France. Was that some issue with the Production Code? A desire to keep him sympathetic? I’ve no clue. “I have followed your brilliant career with some interest.”
Not having seen the Jules Verne adaptation THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND (1961) since I was a tween, I was disappointed to discover this Ray Harryhausen film has way less kaiju and a lot more Robinsonade material (i.e., desert-island survival a la Robinson Crusoe) than I remembered. A group of Civil War soldiers break out of a Confederate prison by balloon (accompanied by one Southerner—the film formula for a long time was that both sides were valiant and noble, the war was a bad mistake, nothing personal), get caught in a storm and wind up on a Pacific Island. Their struggle to survive is enlivened by occasional giant monsters, pirates, pretty women washing up on the beach and finally an encounter with Herbert Lom as Captain Nemo. This badly needs a stronger cast; Gary Merrill as a cynical war correspondent is good but he needs a strong, idealistic character to play against. Plus the Southerner’s accent is horrendous. “Considering the ships and crews you’ve sent to the bottom, you can’t disturb my conscience.”
It’s weird watching THE ROAD TO GLORY (1936) and realizing that just three years before WW II broke out, they were still making movies about the glory and tragedy of WW I. This Howard Hawks film is impressively dull, cobbled together from bits of The Dawn Patrol (the terrible burden of command in a doomed fight) —
—and Tiger Shark, with burnout commander Warner Baxter and womanizer Fredric March (in a surprisingly weak performance) in love with the same woman. As Films of Howard Hawk puts it, the film starts out with the insight that War is Hell and doesn’t add anything to it. John Barrymore plays Baxter’s father. “You know if one man fails, ten others may die with him.”
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Several years before Merchant Ivory became big with films such as Howard’s End and Room With a View, they made the less successful THE WILD PARTY (1975). James Coco plays a fading comedy star (baased on Fatty Arbuckle, I believe) whose party will double as a screening for his new film which he hopes will turn his life around. In the meantime he’s increasingly abusive to his mistress (Raquel Welch) even as she struggles to be supportive.
When I moved up here TYG bought me a copy of the
This is fun and Beery’s performance is full of energy, but it conforms too much to the Frito Bandito stereotype for my taste. This also leaves out his raid into Texas — while I can understand not mentioning that to an American audience, surely it’s what they’d know him best for. With Fay Wray as one of Villa’s many romances. “There is no need to clutter up the proceedings of justice with trivial details.”

During the course of the evening, various members of the band hookup, flirt, roller-skate, give advice, offer a sympathetic ear or struggle with personal issues, all in interaction with their Israeli hosts. The writer/director said he didn’t want to do the thing where the two cultures meet and form a bridge between worlds, and he didn’t, because the connections are all about personal stuff. Quite winning. “A man should not hide behind a hat.” 
SPIDER-MAN: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) is a disappointing sequel to 
While in Florida I rewatched THE BEST OF TIMES (1985) with my BFF Cindy and she thoroughly enjoyed it. Robin Williams’ entire life has been defined by dropping the ball in the Big Game; now he launches a crazy scheme to lay his ghost to rest by re-enacting the game, much to the discomfort of his lifelong buddy and former star quarterback Kurt Russell, who’s worried this could destroy his own legend (“I was good for around here but everyone remembers I was great.”). Donald Moffatt plays Williams’ malevolent father-in-law; a fun film about obsession, old injuries, high school and making peace with your past..“Victories for the underdog are an aberration in the natural order of the universe.”


The first Thor movie drew on Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, 

