BLUE BEETLE (2023) stars Xolo Maridueña as Jaime Reyes, living in a poor part of the Florida keys that’s now facing gentrification at the hands of Victoria Kord (Susan Sarandon), disgruntled sister of the late Ted. After Ted steered Kord Enterprises away from munitions and military contracting, Victoria’s now out to reverse course, using the Blue Beetle scarab as the template for her cyborg One Man Army corps. Only guess who winds up in possession of the scarab?
This was a lot of fun, particularly Jaime’s formidable grandmother (“Some day I will explain to you about her revolutionary past.”) and I respect their effort to work in not only Ted but Dan Garrett without making it unintelligible to newbies. It would double bill well with the Zachary Levi Shazam as they both involve the heroes’ families getting in on the action. “The universe knows it’s you. I know it’s you. You know it as well.”
THE INVISIBLE MAN (2020) hooked me from the opening sequence in which Elizabeth Moss sneaks away from her husband, obviously in terror he’ll wake up and catch her. Once away she builds a new life with her sister and sister’s family but so many weird things start happening: work vanishes from her portfolio, someone drugs her bottled water, there are emails sent from her computer she didn’t write. Slowly Moss starts to realize her abusive, gaslighting scientist husband has found a terrifying use for his expertise in optics …
This shows how much power there is in old tropes when they’re done well. Here, Moss’s husband is a monster even when he’s just human; invisibility simply ramps up his capacity to stalk and hurt her. Lives up to all its good reviews, though if any of this is likely to trigger you, perhaps it’s better to stay away. “The only thing more brilliant than inventing something that turns you invisible is not inventing something but making you believe he did.”
Francois Truffaut’s MISSISSIPPI MERMAID (1969) is an oddball film in which colonial planter Jean-Paul Belmondo is initially thrilled to discover his mail-order bride is Catherine Deneuve. Why, he’s so happy he eventually puts her name down on all his bank accounts and financial paperwork … oops. Eventually Belmondo hunts her down in France but it turns out the chemistry between them may be stronger than the things that set them at each other’s throats. The results are oddly romantic, as if Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck had gone off together at the end of Double Indemnity. Enjoyable even so. “I made you believe that I had fallen in the bathroom.”
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While in Florida I rewatched THE BEST OF TIMES (1985) with my BFF Cindy and she thoroughly enjoyed it. Robin Williams’ entire life has been defined by dropping the ball in the Big Game; now he launches a crazy scheme to lay his ghost to rest by re-enacting the game, much to the discomfort of his lifelong buddy and former star quarterback Kurt Russell, who’s worried this could destroy his own legend (“I was good for around here but everyone remembers I was great.”). Donald Moffatt plays Williams’ malevolent father-in-law; a fun film about obsession, old injuries, high school and making peace with your past..“Victories for the underdog are an aberration in the natural order of the universe.”
Michael Douglas plays the judge recently promoted to federal drug czar, confident he can succeed where his predecessors failed. But as he soon discovers, the demand is huge, the cartels’ resources and ruthlessness huge and his efforts amount to bailing out the Atlantic with a tea cup. None of this is a novel insight, of course, but the film turns it into riveting drama and earned Soderbergh a Best Director Oscar. It doesn’t hurt that we have a fantastic cast: Benicio del Toro and Don Cheadle as cops, Erika Christensen and Topher Grace as drug-using teens, Steven Bauer and Catherine Zeta-Jones as drug kingpins and Amy Irving as Douglas’ wife. “If you’re going to start on the fucking war metaphors, I’m going to wrap this car around a telephone pole.”
This is a visually striking, magically uncanny version, with Beauty’s home based on paintings by Vermeer and the Beast’s castle on Gustav Doré. Cocteau doesn’t hesitate to shift from noon to twilight according to the needs of the visuals, and while that would make me mock a lesser film (trust me on this, I have) here it works. It helps that the Beast is both striking to look at and also well performed by Cocteau’s younger lover, Jean Marais. According to the commentary track, when Marais was sick Cocteau tried using an understudy but despite the all-encompassing mask, it didn’t work.
If you’re really into the movie the Criterion special features are, as always, first rate. If not, you still get a first rate version, cleaned up from the worn-out analog film reels.“There are men far more monstrous than you, though they conceal it well.”
ODE TO BILLY JOE (1976) takes Bobbie Gentry’s song about a Mississippi Delta suicide and shows what lay behind it. Set in the 1950s, it stars a young Robbie Benson is Billie Joe, determined to win young Glynnis O’Connor who’s ready to be courted … sort of … but anyway her father would never put up with the likes of Billie Joe so there’s nothing more to be said, right!

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Bob Hope and Bing Crosby’s Road films had them cast as vagabond Dioscuri entertainers, always united until it came to figuring out who gets the girl. ROAD TO RIO (1947) was in a two-movie set with 
Renée Zellweger plays Barbara Novak, author of Down with Love, a book about how women should approach love and sex like men: don’t get attached, have your fun but never let it interfere with your career. After globetrotting womanizing reporter Catcher Block (Ewan McGregor) — “man’s man, ladies’ man, man about town” — stands her up for an interview in favor of getting laid (stewardess Jeri Ryan being among the distractions), she singles him out as precisely the kind of man women should stay away from. As her book climbs the bestseller lists, Block sets out to prove Novak is no different from any other woman — he’ll make her fall in love with him (after assuming a disguise, of course) and catch her confessing her deepest desire is to be a housewife!
I remember liking the film a lot when I first saw it on TV but it didn’t impress me as much this time. The adult figures in his life don’t have much to commend them but I don’t find myself feeling much sympathy for the boy either. So maybe it’s just age that makes the difference.
It’s 1960s and two priests — one idealistic and young, the other old enough to be skeptical about miracles — arrive at a 

