As you may have heard, the Necrotic Toddler has justified his threats to Greenland because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. If he can’t be recognized as a peacemaker, why not make war? And despite the Nobel Prizes coming from a Swedish NGO, he blames the Norwegian government for not giving it to him: “If anybody thinks that Norway doesn’t control the Nobel Prize! They’re just kidding. They have a board, but it’s controlled by Norway.” No, it isn’t, even though the Peace Prize is awarded in Oslo, Norway.
And along with threatening tariffs on any nation that opposes him taking Greenland, he’s threatening them on nations that don’t join his Trump-centric UN-knockoff.
The standard hand-wave for this stuff is that it’s a “distraction from the Epstein files.” No, it isn’t. The Toddler in Chief really wants Greenland. It’s not more a distraction than the atrocities in Minneapolis are a distraction. The Felon doesn’t do distractions. There’s not a mysterious agenda that he’s covering up — ultimately everything is surface.
That said, I’m sure he would love us to stop talking about Epstein’s victims, his friendship with Epstein and the fact the Department of Justice has missed its deadline for releasing the files. Let’s keep talking about that too. Let’s talk about all of it.
