Michael Knowles would like us to know that POC are the real racists because white people don’t see color. This is, of course, a lie: the entire history of the United States involves white people seeing color and wanting to keep it in its place. When white people don’t see color it’s in the sense that they don’t notice how much white privilege is taken for granted — if everyone at their company is white and male, they can just ignore it. Like Knowles, they hate it when anyone points it out.
Ben Shapiro suggests that the best way to stop Trump tampering with elections is to let him win legitimately — so protect the system by voting for Trump.
Robert Kennedy Jr. says the FBI did the right thing wiretapping Martin Luther King.
Remember in the 1939 Wizard of Oz when the Munchkins dance to celebrate the death of the Witch of the East? Candace Owens claims that’s a Satanic ritual. Poor, pathetic idiot — does she imagine even conservatives would side with her against one of the most beloved movies of all time?
Businessman Jamie Dimon thinks Republicans criticizing Trump voters will turn voters against Biden. Which I translate as “criticism might hurt Trump and I want him to win” and “I don’t want anyone criticizing me for supporting Trump, so SHUT UP!!!”
According to JD Vance, when Trump said immigrants were poison in America’s bloodstream he obviously meant fentanyl. Trump himself says when he rants about immigrants like Hitler it’s totally different from Hitler.
Trump also insists that nothing he does in office can have legal consequences — he needs 100 percent legal immunity to run the country. Technically he said “presidents” but I don’t have the slightest doubt he doesn’t want Biden to have that power. Though he does claim Truman could have been indicted for dropping the bomb on Japan — because that’s exactly like attempting a coup to make yourself dictator.
Newsmax pundit Benny Johnson argues that as the government is arguing Trump is not immune, if Trump wins in 2024 he should charge Biden with “10 million counts of human and child trafficking,” then send him to Gitmo for life. No, I have no idea what made-up bullshit he’s ranting about, but then we’re talking about a dude who thinks covid was “a woke virus.”
According to Charlie Kirk, “MLK was awful. He’s not a good person. He said one good thing he actually didn’t believe.” Roy Edroso suggests this is Kirk pushing for a new status quo in which right-wingers stop pretending to care about race, just as lies about the US always being a Christian nation encourages them to stop caring about freedom of other people’s religion. Unsurprisingly, he also snivels about having too much legal immigration and even lies about diaper brands (possibly there’s money in that).
According to the NRA, helping former leader Wayne LaPierre buy a $6.5 million mansion was because of concerns about his safety. But isn’t the whole point of the NRA today that to stop a bad man with a gun all it takes is a good man with a gun? Didn’t LaPierre have any guns? Then again, he’s hardly a good man, having apparently decided that shooting deaths of innocents were fine as long as he could buy $250,000 in fancy threads.
